when you're in nassau you walk from deck one down the gangway to the delapitated dock facility, resplendant with it's crumbling concrete facade and lovely cigarette butt gardens. Be sure to take your kids picture on the discarded truck tire you have to walk around. You then walk over to slovenly downtown nassau with it's filthy shops and eclectic assortment of 1980's assortment suzuki's and a gang of licensed hair-braiders that make the Jehovah's witnesses look like wallflowers. Be sure to get there early so you can see the two drunks fighting over a bottle of whisky in the street at 10 am, it's not to be missed!
Atlantis rises in the distance like the emerald city...but there's no wizard to send you home, dorothy. Click your heel's three times and say "there's no place like the cruise ship" and POOF, you're back on board sipping a Pina colada and wondering if it was just a nightmare...