According to my 8 y/o I yell at people and give them food stamps.
I'm a case worker for the county assistance office. I do give people food stamps, but I have never yelled at anyone. Not sure where she got that part from!
I'm a second-year associate at a small law firm. It all rolls downhill in the direction of the most junior associate, a.k.a me. I enjoy it though--keeps me (incredibly) busy.
I'm a Business Intelligence Architect and Developer. Then, after I tell people that, I tell them I work with computers. If they want to know more, I tell them I turn data into information.