HOOTERS girls in the air???.........MY kind of flying!!!!

[EROS]

The DIS RIGHTEOUS crowd will NOT be happy with this story ................


KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) - Will Vanguard Airlines, known for its low fares, and Hooters Girls, known for their high-cut shorts, soon be corporate cousins?

Hooters of America Inc. chairman Robert H. Brooks is thinking about buying Vanguard, the Kansas City-based discount carrier that filed for bankruptcy protection and grounded its fleet last month. On Wednesday, a bankruptcy judge told Brooks he can give Vanguard $50,000 per week for the next three weeks to pay a skeleton staff, while Brooks examines the company's books and decides if he wants to buy.

A newly formed company called Hooters Air Inc. will make the payments.

So what kind airline would Hooters Air Inc. run? Vanguard spokeswoman Elizabeth Cattell said it's too soon to know.

"If it'll be 'Hooters Girls' flight attendants, it's too early," Cattell said.

But she didn't dismiss the idea.

Cattell called said there's more to Brooks than Hooters. Brooks, Cattell said, has built Hooters into a "fresh product" with 315 stores in the U.S. and overseas. To Vanguard, he would bring financial strength, "which is what we've needed all along," she said.

 

[browneyes]

That might convince my SO to fly, but I doubt it. He wasn't impressed with the restaurant. Their coconuts were too small.

 

[EROS]

Hey, BROWNEYES, perhaps the HOOTERS flight attendants could provide therapeutic massages for the male passengers with FEAR of FLYING .............

 

[browneyes]

He might be persuaded with a massage. Therapeutic or not.

 

[RitaZ.]

Eros~ Will Mrs. Eros be accompanying you on that flight?

 

[browneyes]

Originally posted by RitaZ.
Eros~ Will Mrs. Eros be accompanying you on that flight?

I think she'll be on the Chippendales flight.

 

[robinb]

I see an advantage here ... the flight attendents breasts can be used as a flotation device in case of a water landing .

 

[ILUVDXL]

Geesh, EROS, maybe there will be a Boston to Orlando flight. We'll talk later.

 

[EROS]

Originally posted by robinb
the flight attendents breasts can be used as a flotation device in case of a water landing .

LOL, ROBIN . Much more fun than putting on those silly life-preservers .

MRS.EROS will be happy to accompany me. Her rules are simple:

YOU CAN LOOK........BUT DON'T TOUCH!!

 

[Scottwdw]

Brings a whole new meaning to the question, "Would you like something to drink, sir?".

 

[fireplug]

Where do I sign up for my Frequent Flier Program

Maybe you will get free wings instead of miles

Steve

 

[captin fink]

Will this mean that they will serve Buffalo wings instead of peanuts? I might even watch the pre flight seatbelt briefing now

 

[JasonLyons]

I wish they would also buy car washes

 

[CathyCanada]

I'll hold out for the Chippendale flights myself....

CC

 

[browneyes]

Originally posted by WebmasterCathyCanada
I'll hold out for the Chippendale flights myself....

CC

Let's take a trip together CC.

 

[EROS]

Let's bring back the good old days of,

COFFEE,TEA,OR.......ME???

 

[Bob O]

I just hope they fly out of MIlw.!!!!!! Would be better scenery than any movie they play on flights!!!

 

[Ricola]

Finally, an airline to compete with Virgin Atlantic!

Would they charge extra to sit in "Couch"?

 

[yensid1071]

Originally posted by fireplug
Where do I sign up for my Frequent Flier Program

Maybe you will get free wings instead of miles

Steve

Hmmmm... good point. I wonder if they'll call it the Frequent Buyers Of Our Business System? The name certainly reflects the theme of the restraunts!
Okay, okay.... I'm going back to work now......

 

[EROS]

"Hi, my name is ROXANNE...........you look FAMISHED!!!!"