Honey, I Shrunk the Checkbook, Really final, some Feb shots, 7-27, pg82.

[AKBAFB]

Huh, and I always sing "Ty Tapenya"...

I always sing "Aye Transylvania".

 

[AKBAFB]

Dang it...I've been lurking here for awhile, thouroughly enjoying nebo & smidgy's trip and acompanying humor. Now I went and posted impulsively so I feel like I have to introduce myself.

Anyway, anxiously awaiting next installment. Thanks for the laughs!

Beth

 

[longneckthree]

Dang it...I've been lurking here for awhile, thouroughly enjoying nebo & smidgy's trip and acompanying humor. Now I went and posted impulsively so I feel like I have to introduce myself.

Anyway, anxiously awaiting next installment. Thanks for the laughs!

Beth

WELCOME!

 

[whogirl'smom]

Ahem...it is now May. Is it time for an update? Or are you furnishing your new day care?

 

[nebo]

well, folks, this is smidgy. Nebo asked me to post; to let you know he had every intention of putting in a new installment but, alas, he put his back out again and can't sit at the computer. he will post ,post haste . as soon as he is better!!! he sends his love and all that good stuff... smidgy

 

[jcc0621]

Feel better Nebo

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Sending healing vibes, Nebo

 

[tiggerwannabe]

Sending healing vibes, Nebo

Ditto-ing that!

 

[whogirl'smom]

Hope you get better soon, Nebo, and are up dancing a jig!

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Hope you get better soon, Nebo, and are up dancing a jig!

And singing some Kararoke!

 

[Goofyfan1]

Get better Nebo

 

[winkers]

Hope you feel better! I'll send you some pixie dust from disney world!

 

[monymony3471]

My first impulse was to blurt out WIMP.

But, the little good girl demon is whispering in my ear to be NICE.

So, I won't call you a WIMP.

 

[LadyMar]

Poor Nebo, feel better soon we miss ya!

Cheri, you do realize that it was you and probably LADYMAR that I was most worried
about concerning that line. But you've kept to the high road,
I'm proud of you. So far.

I am proud of Cheri too
Probably LADYMAR?!? nice. I think I'm flattered you're worried.
I think

 

[longneckthree]

Feel better soon Nebo.

 

[nebo]

Better late then never, right?
Heh.

Right?

Hello? Anybody still out there?

I'm not sure how well this is going to go tonight, but I NEED to write something, anything. Plus, you know what I DON"T want to be.

a wimp

The last of my "little friends" went down the gullet earlier today, so I am now relying on working under just manhattan power, please forgive me.

I haven't gone to your blog sites yet, we'll get to that stuff a bit later, right now I feel I need to get a new chapter in the mill, before even I lose interest.

Before we get back to Animal Kingdom though, I have to tell you how great it's been here lately having my grandson over all day on sundays lately. And if it get's much greater I'll be dead soon.

I'm not sure why he still likes me, it seems like all I do is yell at him; "No Jackson, the kitty needs that tail, No Jackson, you can't bang on the piano, No Jackson, put the machete down, Honey, the screen door is not supposed to bounced off of." "Jackson, please put the piano back where you got it, " and so on. But he just hangs on my leg all day long anyway. What a cutie pie.

As you also may know, I like to do things for others, but usually for my amusement too.
That's why I got Diane a new "ankle watch".

Like an ankle bracelet only a watch.

It's just so funny to ask her what time it is when you're sitting in a restaurant.

Or walking down the street.
You have to picture it.

Uh oh, gonna be one of those nights, when weird things strike me funny.

Anyway....

I believe we left off at the Dawa bar, It's EMH at AK, and the suds are seeping, the lager is leaking and the hops are hopping.
At least it was until they closed the bar, then it was off to find something to do.

"Hey John", I said, "Have you ever thrown up on Expedition Everest?"

"No, not yet."

"They say the first time's the best!"

He agreed, " Let's find out!"

We walked on, and John grabbed Kim to sit with him, leaving me all by lonesome. Diane and Jill waited outside.

Fine, ok, I'll sit by myself. But I'm sitting in FRONT OF YOU GUYS!
Not that I'm a puker on rides, but I'm not that big a beer drinker anymore.

And I especially don't drink a cornucopia of copious quantities of collected creameries from Coors, before I go on a ride that goes backwards.
( don't type this at home!)

Poor little nebo sat all by himself, RIGHT IN FRONT of THEM.
Poor LONESOME little nebo then made the most disgusting gagging noises all through the ride
Poor LONESOME, SLIGHTLY NASEOUS little nebo made sure to mention that maybe he shouldn't have had the chili cheese dog in a VERY LOUD VOICE!

Boy, that stopped the frivolity behind me!

After that the three of us and Diane squeezed into a seat on Primevil Whirl, which was a lot of fun.

Yeah, I knew better than to go the well twice and pretend the "gagging" thing again, so this time I surprised them.

I just threw up on them all.

I'm kidding, only kidding!

We finished the evening with Dinosaur, but I can't remember if Jill rode that with us or not. This time it was time to say goodbye for real, and as I started to at the exit, Jill suggested showing Kim the French Quarter, and we could just ride back there with them.

Damn, she's REALLY into long goodbyes!

Rest of the evening gets a tad blurry now, we rode back with them, got a beer from our room and kind of did a short "walk-around", showing them the sights. Kim was pretty impressed with the theming there, but I think by now she would have been impressed with the theming at a Motel 6.

Soon we were back in the room sampling little shots of what ever we still had left. Jill and Diane exchanged phone numbers, and it was time to start the bye byes again.

"Seeya!"
"Bye!"

Heh, it was old hat by now. By the way, I tried calling Jill's scribbling about a month later and I got Bangkok.

This now brings us to thursday.
Thursday is an Epcot day, it is also a day to meet Tiggerwannabe and her son, whatzizname, and,,,, take it easy, take it easy, I didn't forget Adrian, Collette, and also meet Backstage Gal, aka Marita.

This meeting is to take place at Beaches and Cream at one thirty, then later on we are to meet ol Coreen and Adrian at Rose and Crown for dinner, followed by Illuminations.

Luckily, this was NOT a rope drop day. Good thing, since neither of us felt too spiffy in the morning. And tempers were a bit on the short string.

It didn't help when we forgot to put the Do not Disturb sign in the lock.

I was up early, even though I didn't want to be, but made coffee, kept my 7 o'clock puking appointment, and went outside for a smoke. I was sitting on a bench outside by the river, thinking "Oh my God, am I really going to have to eat a sundae later on?" "With whip cream and black stuff running down the sides, pooling into a congealed mass hardening at the bottom,,,,,"

I went back to the room to see if they had anymore appointments open, but the mousekeeping service was already there, God rest her soul.

Wasn't pretty what Smidgy had done to her.

I totally wasted a beignet that morning from the fridge. It had the same effect as an "oral suppository".

And no, this time I didn't need an appointment.

Meanwhile, Diane is still going off about being woken by the maid.
You see, she also cleans houses, she hates it, but she does it.
She would just like to have someone come and clean OUR house!

Which leads to conversations such as this:

"I want a maid, at least a housekeeper, why can't I have one?"

"If we could afford a maid, or at least a housekeeper, you wouldn't have to BE a maid, or at least a housecleaner."

"I'm sorry, I want one, I want one now."
"Diane, we had a housecleaner once, remember?"
"Yes, but how long was she with us?"

"She was NEVER with us, she was against us from the start!"

Time passes, she settles down, and it's getting near the time to get going.

And I'm wondering if "hair of the dog" might not be a bad idea. I made the mistake of glancing at the cooler. She saw me.

"You're not thinking what I'm thinking you're thinking, are you?"

'Huh?"

"I see you looking at the cooler, you're thinking of making a Sunny D, bringing along some little bottles, and starting it all over again, aren't you?"

"Diane, why must you always accuse me of drinking. Geesh, I've been good, I let you sleep, I didn't sic the maid on you. "

"You're right, I'm sorry." "So, are we taking the bus or are we driving, have you got enough gas?"

"Yes", I replied, "I put in a couple of 12 packs yesterday."

We still ended up taking the bus. It was a tricky trip, but a nice one at that. We still wanted to check out the Boardwalk resorts, so we took the bus to MGM, then the boat over to the Yacht Club. We had a little time to look around and keeping with my theme I grabbed a tree picture from the Yacht Club.

It took us a while to find Beaches and Cream. They said it's right by the main pool, you can't miss it!
Yeah, with that pool and that layout?
That's like saying the restaurant is right on the Lake Michigan beach, you can't miss it.
Finally, Eureka! We see it, and it's almost time to go in and meet our pier group.

That was when Diane saw the blood on my shirt.

sorry, that's it for the ol back at this time, ttfn

 

[monymony3471]

Blood on your shirt?

Was that from when you asked Diane what time is was while sitting on the bus?

I only thought ZZUB puked while in Disney World?

You are both wimps.

 

[ChelleinNC]

There's gonna be more blood soon if you don't come back and finish this

 

[Hedy]

I'm giggling at you and your grandson.

 

[CJsMom]

Puke, blood and this:

I totally wasted a beignet that morning from the fridge. It had the same effect as an "oral suppository".

Hmm, those fajitas I had for dinner don't seem like such a good idea now. Thanks Nebo!