Actually, George is a friend of mine. I spoke to him just last week and I believe he is a lurker on The Dis (I've mentioned it to him). He does have a wife and they are both very happy together. George is also an accomplished magician. I had even hired him to perform at one of my company's functions. If you look at his body art, it stops at the neck and the wrists. That way, wearing pants and a long sleeve shirt, you cannot tell he has any tattoos. His real job is working for the US Postal Service. He is a very pleasant person to be around and is always willing to talk Disney.
Oh, and as far as the dusting goes, he does it himself and always with a certain amount of joy.
Adam aka Big Dude