Holidayz Thread

[Born 2 Fish]

Reck'n this here thread can be used for pert near anything holiday/holidayz related.What ever ya want it to be.


"Don't hate me cause I'm gonna be at Disney during Christmas,"


An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

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How To Cook A Turkey

1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whisky
3. Put turkey in the oven
4. Take another 2 drinks of whisky
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take 3 more whiskys of drink
7. Turk the bastey
8. Whisky another bottle of get
9. Ponder the meat thermometer
10. Glass yourself a pour of whisky
11. Bake the whisky for 4 hours
12. Take the oven out of the turkey
13. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
14. Turk the carvey
15. Get yourself another scottle of botch
16. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
17. Bless the dinner and pass out .

 

[bigdisneydaddy]

Looking forward to a drama free Christmas day and then pack for WDW and head out on the 26th.

 

[VACAMPER]

I won't hate you since ill be there with you! We need to set up a GG for all the fort fiends that week.

 

[grumpythis]

How To Cook A Turkey

1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whisky
3. Put turkey in the oven
4. Take another 2 drinks of whisky
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take 3 more whiskys of drink
7. Turk the bastey
8. Whisky another bottle of get
9. Ponder the meat thermometer
10. Glass yourself a pour of whisky
11. Bake the whisky for 4 hours
12. Take the oven out of the turkey
13. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
14. Turk the carvey
15. Get yourself another scottle of botch
16. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
17. Bless the dinner and pass out .[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/QUOTE/


Amen

 

[Millermouseketeers]

We will be there too. Always a good holiday at the Fort!

 

[Tnbob]

I just don't know what you rednecks see in the fort over Christmas. All I see is a bunch of gaudy blowups and lights with golfcarts running around scaring us real campers. You people should go somewhere that doesn't ruin the natural landscape that Walt intended for us true devoties of nature. I want to celibrate my holidays in peace and quiet.

I guess I will be called a troll now and that is ok just so I can express my true opinions and thoughts about my favorite place somewhere before I explode from keeping it inside. As for you "insiders" who think they know "everything" about camping at the fort I say phooey to youey.

Oh and hopefully these "decorations" will be gone by the 2nd of January and I might, just might, grace the fort with my presence.

I will set up a time when all the "Incrowd" can kiss my ring.


Thank you for your attention in this matter

 

[Magicbus]

I just don't know what you rednecks see in the fort over Christmas.

Thanks for the compliment, but I'm not sure I'm worthy.

I guess I will be called a troll now

We've called you worse names.

I will set up a time when all the "Incrowd" can kiss my ring.

I only do that the first time I meet someone.

 

[SCCamper]

 

[BRDof3]

I guess I will be called a troll now...

You ought to hear what they call me.

As far as the holidays, I believe that there are only 2 real meals each year- Thanksgiving dinner and Christmas dinner. Everything else is simply keeping me alive to get to those two.

DW has to work TG day and Friday, so we'll have a family dinner Wed night. Everybody will get to pick a couple of things for it. We usually have quite a combination: pancakes, popcorn, butter-and-jelly sandwiches, you name it. The kids and I (and DW if she ends up not at the hospital) will be at my parents' for the big one Thursday.

I just hope we don't spend Christmas Eve and Day watching our second blizzard of the year. This time last Christmas we had over 2 feet of snow on the ground and 40 mph winds all day.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

The Turkey popped out of the oven
and rocketed in to the air;
It knocked every plate off the table
and partly demolished a chair.
It ricocheted into a corner
and burst with a deafening boom,
Then splattered all over the kitchen,
completely obscuring the room.
It stuck to the walls and the windows,
it totally coated the floor,
There was turkey attached to the ceiling,
where there had never been turkey before..
It blanketed every appliance,
it smeared every saucer and bowl;
There wasn't a way I could stop it;
that turkey was out of control.
I scraped and I scraped with displeasure
and thought with chagrin as I mopped,
That I would never again stuff a turkey
with popcorn that hadn't been popped.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

I won't hate you since ill be there with you! We need to set up a GG for all the fort fiends that week.

Way cool !
I'll leave that up to you and Denise,,

 

[Lil' Lisa]

This turkey spent a bit too much time at the beach...

 

[BRDof3]

This turkey spent a bit too much time at the beach...

 

[Born 2 Fish]

So whatta ya think it's like at a trolls house at Thanksgiving ?

 

[SCCamper]

Don't they eat billy goat?

 

[Born 2 Fish]

How to make a "Snow Man Poop" stocking.


Take a plastic sandwich bag
Small marshmallows'
and a Stocking

Take a handful of marshmallows and put them
in the plastic sandwich bag, and tie the bag closed.
Place the bag in the stocking with the Poem below.

You now have a "Snow Man Poop" stocking
to give to someone as a gag gift.



"Snow Man Poop"Poem

Santa checked his list,
He even checked it twice,

He found out that you havent
been very nice,

Since coal is expensive
Heres the scoop,

Santa filled your stocking with
Snow Man POOP !!

Merry Christmas

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("You can also make "Reindeer Poop")
Just change the above poem around to say Reindeer Poop
instead of Snow Man Poop.

instead of using marshmallows, use
Chocolate Covered Raisins or
Hershey Kisses or
Malted Milk Balls.

 

[Lil' Lisa]

How to make a "Snow Man Poop" stocking.


Take a plastic sandwich bag
Small marshmallows'
and a Stocking

Take a handful of marshmallows and put them
in the plastic sandwich bag, and tie the bag closed.
Place the bag in the stocking with the Poem below.

You now have a "Snow Man Poop" stocking
to give to someone as a gag gift.



"Snow Man Poop"Poem

Santa checked his list,
He even checked it twice,

He found out that you havent
been very nice,

Since coal is expensive
Heres the scoop,

Santa filled your stocking with
Snow Man POOP !!

Merry Christmas

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("You can also make "Reindeer Poop")
Just change the above poem around to say Reindeer Poop
instead of Snow Man Poop.

instead of using marshmallows, use
Chocolate Covered Raisins or
Hershey Kisses or
Malted Milk Balls.

I like that!

 

[mgsmom]

I do love that holiday food!
There's always a debate in our house over stuffing/dressing. DH was raised in midwest and thinks we must have stuffing (think Stove Top). I was raised in the south and cannot fathom the holidays without homemade cornbread dressing.
I wonder if that's just a family thing, or if it's regional.

 

[BRDof3]

I do love that holiday food!
There's always a debate in our house over stuffing/dressing. DH was raised in midwest and thinks we must have stuffing (think Stove Top). I was raised in the south and cannot fathom the holidays without homemade cornbread dressing.
I wonder if that's just a family thing, or if it's regional.

My mostly southern family always had cornbread dressing. My wife's midwestern roots call for bread dressing. It's always up for debate around here.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

I think that corn bread dressing is a "taste" thing.
I like bread dressing,,I REALLY like Oyster Dressing !!
YEAH BABY !!