Here you go - highjack this!

[SillyMe]

Awesome idea! Give them lots of sugar then send them home.

 

[L107ANGEL]

excuse me bartender.. if that's even your real name.. i've been waiting for an hour for my malibu and pineapple..

Easy Copper, you never tick off your server and especially not Sherry

 

[L107ANGEL]

Awesome idea! Give them lots of sugar then send them home.

What can I say!

 

[SherryNC]

excuse me bartender.. if that's even your real name.. i've been waiting for an hour for my malibu and pineapple..

Easy now. Just sit back and relax and we'll get ya straight.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Easy now. Just sit back and relax and we'll get ya straight.

See, she is worth the wait

 

[copper68]

Easy now. Just sit back and relax and we'll get ya straight.

ok.. ok.. i'm calming back down.. one more and i should be juuuust fine... oh wait.. i have to go to work again tonight..

 

[L107ANGEL]

Help me with my victory song to the tune of "I will survive"
Here goes:
"At first I was afraid, ok petrified,
Never thougtht I could live with teens at my poolside
But than I served lots of food and they were back outside
I learned to hide
Oh yes must hide"

Next?

 

[FroggyinArk]

i need a job

 

[Sparx]

Help me with my victory song to the tune of "I will survive"
Here goes:
"At first I was afraid, ok petrified,
Never thougtht I could live with teens at my poolside
But than I served lots of food and they were back outside
I learned to hide
Oh yes must hide"

Next?

thats great!

 

[SillyMe]

Does anyone want any kittens? My dog is going crazy. He's running from room to room, window to window, barking and crying hysterically. The neighbors behind me have about 20 cats outside. Every year the cats have kittens. They ALWAYS find their way to our house & the neighbor's aside of me.

The neighbors aside of me just gave away one of the stray kittens that was hanging around there for the past week. Well, guess what? Today 4 more showed up. Now, they're following my kids back and forth from our yard to the neighbors. My dog is going ballistic over these kittens and I can't let him out in the yard to play.

I wish this woman would not have all these cats.

 

[L107ANGEL]

"and now their back
and in my face
I guess I can't hide in here just to try to escape"

 

[SherryNC]

i need a job

What are your qualifications??

 

[L107ANGEL]

"I should have used that stupid lock
I should have used the car keys
But now thier back and their back to bother me!
On no not I
I will survive
Oh as long as I have this DIS than they won't take me alive
Weren't they the ones that used to be apples in my eyes
I may have to cry
I will go back and hide
HEY HEY!"

 

[L107ANGEL]

Can someone with knowledge piece my song together for me?
I don't know how

 

[SherryNC]

Can someone with knowledge piece my song together for me?
I don't know how

Help me with my victory song to the tune of "I will survive"
Here goes:
"At first I was afraid, ok petrified,
Never thougtht I could live with teens at my poolside
But than I served lots of food and they were back outside
I learned to hide
Oh yes must hide"
"and now their back
and in my face
I guess I can't hide in here just to try to escape"
"I should have used that stupid lock
I should have used the car keys
But now thier back and their back to bother me!
On no not I
I will survive
Oh as long as I have this DIS than they won't take me alive
Weren't they the ones that used to be apples in my eyes
I may have to cry
I will go back and hide
HEY HEY!"

 

[Hopetobee]

Help me with my victory song to the tune of "I will survive"
Here goes:
"At first I was afraid, ok petrified,
Never thougtht I could live with teens at my poolside
But than I served lots of food and they were back outside
I learned to hide
Oh yes must hide"
"and now their back
and in my face
I guess I can't hide in here just to try to escape"
"I should have used that stupid lock
I should have used the car keys
But now thier back and their back to bother me!
On no not I
I will survive
Oh as long as I have this DIS than they won't take me alive
Weren't they the ones that used to be apples in my eyes
I may have to cry
I will go back and hide
HEY HEY!"

That's Great!!!

 

[L107ANGEL]

That's Great!!!

Thank you for doing that and the kind words.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Help me with my victory song to the tune of "I will survive"
Here goes:
"At first I was afraid, ok petrified,
Never thougtht I could live with teens at my poolside
But than I served lots of food and they were back outside
I learned to hide
Oh yes must hide"
"and now their back
and in my face
I guess I can't hide in here just to try to escape"
"I should have used that stupid lock
I should have used the car keys
But now thier back and their back to bother me!
On no not I
I will survive
Oh as long as I have this DIS than they won't take me alive
Weren't they the ones that used to be apples in my eyes
I may have to cry
I will go back and hide
HEY HEY!"

Ok, we are down to just 5 more kids!
I did it! I did it! I survived!

 

[L107ANGEL]

I did the victory dance too soon! Two kids parents are MIA!
And it is my in law.
Where is Sherry with my drink!

 

[FroggyinArk]

What are your qualifications??

hmm lets see i have a degree in agri bussiness with a specialization in landscape design and implementation,
i'm a master carpenter/cabinet maker/woodcrafter
master painter
journeyman plumber, master qualified but not yet master liscenced,
household electrician journeyman qualigfied but unliscenced
experienced disc jockey, roadie, sound tech,
small business owner for the last 7 years
worked as a male dancer,( and not in a broadway show) during college
step/adopted dad to 5 daughters
experienced cook
can do laundry
know how to sweep and mop,
can wash windows,
good at theatrical design and setting
have a 13 yr old( our last teen,, yeahh baby)
could qualify as a pirate , have a good face for it
can sell ice cream to eskimos on a snowy day...
can rope and ride
can operate heavy equipment
pretty good public speaker