Help I repeat Help!!! She packing for an Expedition not a cruise

[Raulandpinboy]

I just got back from a two week trip to North Carolina and in the 2 week trip I managed to take more than enough clothing for myself in one (1) UNO suitcase.

Well I'm back and just went upstairs and Ms Donna who has been packing for the cruise much like a woman starts planning for her wedding day on her 8th birthday, Donna already knowing that she would snag a nice young healthy male stud must have started planning for this cruise, Because I got suitcases and clothing coming out of the woodwork. There are three bags in one room and four bags in the Master bedroom.

And there is yet another bag downstairs, and low and behold she says she’s not done!!!!

I don’t know if the ship can handle this, between Donna and all the other women onboard ship that puppy may go down at the docks.

I’m asking the other men out there, are your women packing for the cruise like mine is? Are you a tiny bit concerned about your backs?

So with that I came up with the top ten concerns any man going on this cruise should have.

#10 I’m worried is this a cruise or are we going to explore Iceland?

#9 Are there any suitcases left in Orlando or did she get them all?

#8 If they put all the pin traders on one side of the ship will it list?

#7 Does this mean she is packing a suit and expects it to be worn at dinner?

#6 Is there room for the pins?

#5 are the sealed cases full of new outfits that she just have to have for the cruise?

#4 Will she try on those outfits on the ship and ask the no win question “does this make me look fat”

#3 8 cases go on board 9 cases come back. Is there room to bring back all the stuff we still need to RSP for? Not to mention the list of pharmaceuticals I have to purchase in drug free Bahamas? (no wonder the ads read its better in the Bahamas… Ya Man!!!)

#2 Do you really need 9 pairs of shoes for a 4 day trip there Imelda?

And the #1 question did she pack my Kilt.

To the men I say “be afraid” or at least wear a weight belt.

 

[LynniethePooh]

Donna and 8 bags

Ed and one little speedo stuffed in his pocket

That sounds about right!

 

[eye R.N.]

If I remember correctly disney only allowed us two bags per person for the 7 day cruise (at least that is all the little yellow tags they gave us)

Your better be very afraid

 

[chef's wife]

Donna, Dana gave us another suitcase for you guys as a present, so if you need another suitcase (limo size), it will be there tomorrow.
By the way, Michelle's mom is at the house, ask Ed to go in there in his Speedo, yelling....What the hell are you doing in my house???...get out, get out now!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mickey7811]

When we went on our first 7 day cruise I had twelve bags on the way back.

I packed 12 pair of shoes for myself and only 2 pair for Mike.

He never let me forget that.

We do lots and lots and something,

And Donna, do not worry, they sell all kinds of wonderful luggage on board.

Have a Magical trip everyone - sure wish I was going.

Darlene