Hello (insert Name Here)

[ohdisco]

Dear food,
let me eat you!
love,
brianna

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

Dear Steering wheel,
So this is the 3rd time writing you.
So I asked you the question and you wouldnt give me a straight answer.
You are so rude.
There. I said it.
You are a sweetie pie and I love you for that but...
Seriously its shallow to be attracted to girls and not LIKE them.
I dont understand.
and the girl you USED to like. Is a jerk.
Im glad you dont like her ANYMORE because I dont want your heart broken by a jerkface.

Im sorry but when Im 1/4 jealous this is how I act.
but seriously,
Dont go out with jerks.
Love,
Mouse

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

Dear Jamie,
Im sorry that I look like someone you know.
Is the person you know annoying?
:0
Am IIIII annoying? :0
I hope not.

Queen pwns,
Mouse

 

[marypops!]

Dear Mouse
Sorry you looked at the website I posted on the Random Thread last week and managed to point out something that offended you that also offends me but i'd never heard of it before and had never heard the term before in my life until then... sorry!
From George

P.S. SORRY!

 

[BabyPiglet]

Dear myself,

Aren't you surprised your not 500 pounds? You don't eat that heathily, and you don't have the greatest portion control. For the amount of calories in the food you eat, you're surprisingly small. No, you're not skinny. No, you're not fat. Aren't you happy you're incredibly healthy? You finally decided that you look pretty good. Confidence, babe, confidence.

Love, yourself.

________________

Dear myself,

Your hair still sucks.

 

[sallskellington]

Dear my caring idiot,
i HATE the way that you care about ?!?!?! and ?!?!? more than you care about our friendship, and you always insult people you dont even know. learn how to control that my dear. Your Braggy and you showy and and you act like you know everything, an through it all i love you like a brother. your the bestestestestestestestest and thanks for rocking harder than a stone with me, even if we looked like massive idiots.
ily to death my fake big bro, you rock!!

RoSe<333333330

 

[ohdisco]

Dear hair,
Why do you insist on falling out? You make me so mad I just want to shave you all off!
Love your owner,
Brianna

Dear bagel,
why are you so tasty?!
love the one eating you,
brianna

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

Dear Jenny,

I'm proud of you for accepting yourself for who you are. Isn't it an amazing feeling?

Love Always,
Jaimie

 

[BabyPiglet]

Dear Jenny,

I'm proud of you for accepting yourself for who you are. Isn't it an amazing feeling?

Love Always,
Jaimie

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

Dear George,

Im sorry I religiously offended you.
I didn't mean to bring up religion.
You didn't offend me at all.
I was...joke offended.
Its not like you said Freddie Mercury was ugly or something..
Then It would've been on!!

Mouse

 

[ohdisco]

Dear Eric,
We should go to Disney World next year because I was horribly ill for my first trip to there. I think you'll agree to it, so it's making me excited.
Love your fiance,
panda (aka brianna)

 

[::Snow_White::]

Dear myself,
You need to figure out what you want to do. You keep changing your mind. You have slight obsession issues with things and they come in go. One day you want to create video games while you watch Advent children. The next day you want to work at WDW while you are listening to disney music. You also need to raise your grades, badly if you are going to get into the college you choose. You need to stop wasting your time on the computer and get something done. You annoy me, when you study for things at the last minute and keep putting things off. You need to stop worrying about the people around you and their future. If they don't want to work, then that's there fault, not yours and you need to understand that not everyone is going to be hardworking and succesful like you want to be. I know it makes you feel angry when you complain about your A- and others say to stop complaining it's a good grade. It's not, it's really not an option for yourself and you understand that. To you it's not good and that's perfectly fine. You need to stop spending all your money and keep some to put into your savings account or you are gonna end up with nothing when you graduate. Find a job this summer. You need to. Have to, get some money. You don't want to broke when you move away. You have so much stress and it's killing me. I can't wait until summer. That's when you have to read as much as you can. Study and everything. Books are good, but you already knew you loved them. Try to give up soda too. Please? Without caffine you get terrible headaches which should give you a clue you need to stop drinking them. Go to bed earlier tonight. I don't want to almost fall asleep in Algebra II again tomorrow..

the end,
Yourself.

Dear friend,
You can't text your way through life.

...,
Kayla.

 

[marypops!]

Dear Mouse
I wasn't religiously offended by you, I just couldn't be bothered to talk about religion at the time so said that to start a different conversation. I was just a bit confused at the time...

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

Dear George,
Im glad you weren't offended.
Mouse

 

[marypops!]

Dear Mouse
I'm glad you weren't offended.
George

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

Dear Me,

Keep drawing pedigrees and punnett squares. Follow up on the color-blindness pedigree you started last week. Keep studying last unit, even though you won't study it until junior year. If you want to be a genetic counselor, you have to keep studying.

Love Me.

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

Dear Me,

Keep drawing pedigrees and punnett squares. Follow up on the color-blindness pedigree you started last week. Keep studying last unit, even though you won't study it until junior year. If you want to be a genetic counselor, you have to keep studying.

Love Me.

I LOVE THOSE!!
sorry.
I will shut up now..

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

They're addicting!

 

[marypops!]

Dear everyone at my school
Please don't do what you normally do to me when I go back to school...

 

[BabyPiglet]

Dear Mr. Brock.

Why did you laugh at me when I confronted you about my grades? I told you I wasn't comfortable with a 90. I need a hire grade to be satisfied with myself. You didn't help. Yes, 90 might be a perfectly fine grade. But I want better! Teachers are supposed to help, no matter what. You were no help. I'm glad I'm not in your class anymore, you were weird anyways.

P.S Your whole class made fun of you and said you were gay. I defended you though. And you laughed at me.

- Jen.

__________

Dear manager at store,

Please hire me. Please. I'm wonderful.

- Jennifer.