Hello (insert Name Here)

[ohdisco]

Hello Baloo.

Stop crapping on the floor, or mommy will give you away.

love,
the girl who has to clean up after you when she visits her mommy.

 

[Vannah]

JK Rowling isn't Christian...

Actually, she is, but that's off topic...
Anyway...

Dear Webby,
You totally make coming to school worth it.
Thanks.
--me.


Dear Kaitlyn/Ariel/Danny/Michelle,
What is you guys' problem? I don't understand why you won't let me into your "group". Ariel: I was the first friend you made when you came here. I talked to you and laughed with you and all of a sudden you're being all oaodfnasofdns??? Whatever. And Kaitlyn, I thought we were friends. I guess not. You're being such a freaking backstabber it's not even funny. I'm sick of being treated like a bad kid by all the subs we have in PFD because I'm quiet and all the other kids make the subs cry. I'm probably better behaved than any of you.
whatev, savannah.


Dear Maddie,
Don't quit band.
please.
Without you I will be a social outcast.
Who am I going to sit with on the bus now?
-savannah.

 

[BabyPiglet]

Dear Jaimie (not you, Jaimie. Not HSMndLKfan92 )

Oh pleaseeee. You need to slow down. You're 16 and engaged for god sakes! You've only known him less that 6 months, because I never met him. That's ridiculous. They way you talk, I don't even believe you know what love is. If you keep going like this...I don't want to know how you'll end up. You are always 'dating' someone, you are always obsessed with some guy. I don't believe you've found 'the one'. I think you're very childish if you believe that you're going to be with this random guy forever. Slow. Down. You're 16 years old. A KID!

- Jen.

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

Dear Jenny,

I hope this doesn't offend you, but thank goodness you weren't talking about me. >.<

Jaimie

 

[BabyPiglet]

Dear Jenny,

I hope this doesn't offend you, but thank goodness you weren't talking about me. >.<

Jaimie

Why would that offend me? Heh.

 

[ohdisco]

I don't understand people who get engaged to people who they haven't known for at least a year.

I mean, I was young when I got engaged (I was 18!), I had been with my boy for 2 years, we lived together, we had a joint checking account, and we're really mature.

for another thingie:

Dear Shane,
COME HOME FROM IDAHO! You belong in california and you need to be entertaining me!

love,
the most brilliant best friend a boy can have,
brizzle.

 

[BabyPiglet]

I don't understand people who get engaged to people who they haven't known for at least a year.

I mean, I was young when I got engaged (I was 18!), I had been with my boy for 2 years, we lived together, we had a joint checking account, and we're really mature.

for another thingie:

Dear Shane,
COME HOME FROM IDAHO! You belong in california and you need to be entertaining me!

love,
the most brilliant best friend a boy can have,
brizzle.

Are you a guy or girl?

 

[Pirate Me]

Dear Walt Disney,

Words cannot describe how much what you did means to me. Thank you.

 

[BabyPiglet]

Dear Walt Disney,

Words cannot describe how much what you did means to me. Thank you.

 

[Pirate Me]

Dear roots,

If you don't mind, please give my hair a bit more volume. It needs it. I'll buy you new conditioner? And I won't straighten it that often, I promise!
Thanks. =)

 

[BabyPiglet]

Dear hair,

Why do you insist on being so fuzzy and useless? Please stop dancing all over the place!

Love, your head.

Dear metabolism,

Please be faster. Thank you.

Jenny.

Dear Callie and Molly,

Please don't jump on top of me until I'm done getting all covered up. And please don't sit right on top of my pillow, that's used for my head not your body. Oh, and stop scratching on the door when I'm in the bathroom.

Love, Jen.

Dear Mrs.Robinson,

You were the freakiest english teacher I ever had. Get a boyfriend and stop making perverted comments.

- Jen.

Dear Mommy,

I wish you'd stop changing your mind a lot. Love you lots.

Bestest daughter on Earth, Jenny.

Dear airconditioner/heater,

Stop being cold.

Thanks, Jen.

Dear everyone reading this,

Sorry I made this all confusing.

Love, Jennnnn.

 

[ohdisco]

Are you a guy or girl?

...a girl? haha.

Did you think I was a boy?

 

[Pirate Me]

Dear printer,

Where do I put the plug in? I can't find it and I need to print something out of you!

Dear apple juice,

I wish you were grape juice. No offence, but I'm not the biggest apple juice fan.

 

[BabyPiglet]

...a girl? haha.

Did you think I was a boy?

the most brilliant best friend a boy can have,

 

[Pirate Me]

Dear printer,

Thanks for listening.

 

[ohdisco]

love,
the most brilliant best friend a boy can have,
brizzle.

Stating I am the most brilliant best friend a boy can have, haha.

 

[BabyPiglet]

Haha, mis-read it.

 

[marypops!]

dear everyone reading this

HI!

From George.

 

[OneTreeHill]

Dear George:

Hi to you too!

Jess.

 

[CrazyChik]

Dear Jaw,
Hi. I shall kill you, i'm just biding my time. That way it's more of a surprise.
~Haz

Dear Milly,
1. Quality not quantity.
2. I can't believe you tried to work with us in history. No waay i'm fed up of doing all the work for your credit.
3. You're not our friend, you just use us. I'm not a doormat sweetheart, no walking over me.
4. Get over yourself.
~Haz