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Magickndm said:Now I know that[size=-1] in Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
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I don't think THAT is appropriate in a park either...lol.

Magickndm said:Now I know that[size=-1] in Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
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Magickndm said:Not everyone knows this when coming from a different state.
I know there are several laws here in Florida I wasn't aware of them, even being a native, but I'm glad I looked them up. Now I know that[size=-1] in Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
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CleveRocks said:Sorry, haven't read through past the first page, but there was a similar thread a few months back. I e-mailed WDW, and got the response that Heelys are specifically prohibited in the parks. Period.
Psssh, so long as it's not my kid's neck...
Magickndm said:I still think a lot of parents just don't realize they are "banned".
As for a 70 year old mom getting knocked over, well, yes, I guess she would get hurt, but honestly at a Disney park there are thousands of other ways, other than just heelys, a frail person could get hurt. Some of the grid locked crowds are just scary, not sure how an older frail person could ever make it through that.
Like I said, these shoes are just a fad and probably won't be around next year.
Funny story. My wife is a pediatrician, and many of the people in our small town-ish area use her office.Amy&Dan said:Yeah a lot of people don't realize that Heely's are banned in the parks. A lot of people don't have any common sense either.
That opens a host of questions. Is it just illegal for humans to have sex with porcupines in Florida? I assume porcupines can have sex with each other legally. What about spiney anteaters?Magickndm said:Not everyone knows this when coming from a different state.
I know there are several laws here in Florida I wasn't aware of them, even being a native, but I'm glad I looked them up. Now I know that[size=-1] in Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
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Which of course, opens up a whole other host of questions regarding the logistics of having sex with a porcupine in states where it is legal to do so.DBC said:That opens a host of questions. Is it just illegal for humans to have sex with porcupines in Florida? I assume porcupines can have sex with each other legally. What about spiney anteaters?
mattsdragon said:Oh, speaking of crazy laws, if you come to a 4 way stop in Iowa, make sure you stop completely, get out of your car, visually look all other directions and fire a pistol in the air.
pezheadmeg said:What if I'm in Iowa but I don't have a pistol license? Can I be arrested for not following that part of the law?
I can add one more crazy law . . .Congress never de-actived the US prohibition statutes. Granted the Constitution overode them, but who knows what some anti-drinking zelaot might use it for.
I wonder if it's legal to drink a margarita while riding heelys around the World Showcase?
TheRustyScupper said:1) I am in Iowa as we speak (or, type).
2) I have NEVER gotten a ticket for not
. . . coming to a complete stop at a stop sign
. . . getting out of my car
. . . firing a gun into the air
3) Of course, I get around it.
4) The cops will let you slide, if
. . . you come to a complete stop at the wstop sign
. . . you get out of the car
. . . you yell "bang" very loudly
But if I have my heelies on and skate around the car, then I get that blasted ticket 
The one kid was even skating his way down the parade route!

TheRustyScupper said:1) I am in Iowa as we speak (or, type).
2) I have NEVER gotten a ticket for not
. . . coming to a complete stop at a stop sign
. . . getting out of my car
. . . firing a gun into the air
3) Of course, I get around it.
4) The cops will let you slide, if
. . . you come to a complete stop at the wstop sign
. . . you get out of the car
. . . you yell "bang" very loudly
I just spit Diet Pepsi on my keyboard...I think some came out my nose too... 