But I did once leave the ladies room with the back of my skirt tucked into my pantyhose. I am forever thankful to the lady told me about it who saw me three seconds after I left the restroom.
No, but I've walked around all day with the big SIZE Sticker on the rear of my brand new jeans all day and didn't realize until I took them off that evening.
No but when I was about 12 years old and mini-skirts were in stlye my friends and I decided to wear ours to the skating rink. When I sat down somehow the back of the skirt got pushed up so I went skating out of the concession stand with my undies showing.
To make matters worse, my friends brother, who I had the biggest crush on, was sitting there and saw the whole thing. I think that was the last time I ever put on one of those damn things!
A couple of times at work...I don't know if the zipper just went down on its own or if I just forgot....one of the other managers told me, your zipper is down....then I asked him...how he noticed...we both laughed about it....
I had a pair of shorts that the zipper had broken on and I didnt realize it. It was wide-open all day.
Also while swimming in the Peace River one time with a group of friends, we were splashing around in some rapids and the back of my swim trunks ripped all the way to the waistband. I didnt realize until we got to the car and I sat down on the hot seat...
I'm a guy. One day I walked into a work cubicle occupied by a woman. She is sitting there working with her blouse half unbotton. I did an about face and told another lady to go in there and tell her her blouse is open.
What I can't figure out is why she didn't know it was open.
I'm a guy. One day I walked into a work cubicle occupied by a woman. She is sitting there working with her blouse half unbotton. I did an about face and told another lady to go in there and tell her her blouse is open.
What I can't figure out is why she didn't know it was open.
1. Once side-stroked my way out of a strapless bathing suit at an indoor resort in full view of the overlooking resort restaurant.
2. Sat up on the table in my doctor's office and noticed (aloud) "I'm wearing one black Croc and one navy blue Croc!". (THEN had to go through the same story to the front office on why we were all laughin' so much.)
Denise < --- accepts her doofus moments as comedy relief for the rest of the world.
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