Have you ever farted in public?

[FreakShow]

and if so, how did you act afterwards?

 

[Toot Sweet]

They don't call me Toot Sweet for nothing!!

 

[WonderfulDreamer2]

Ahhhh, the beauty of being a nurse....blame it on the patients.

 

[Squidrific]

A really lady never admits to farting in public! Of course, I have never been a real lady.

 

[monkeyboy]

only in elevators

 

[Handbag Lady]

Women don't fart in public.

We wait until we are in the restroom, then we blow up. Sometimes, we have contests in there. So the next time you are out in mixed company, and the girls all leave at once for the restroom, you now know what they are up to in there together.

 

[Metro West]

That good ole sewer excuse works every time.

 

[Pop Daddy]

every time I smell one, I know everyone thinks I cut it because Im the biggeset one in the room usually

 

[Cantw8]

every time I smell one, I know everyone thinks I cut it because Im the biggeset one in the room usually

sorry, Babe...whoever smelt it, dealt it. It's the way it is

 

[monkeyboy]

 

[CapeCodTenor]

Mine are usually silent and deadly. I move in, drop my package and move out before anyone knew what hit 'em. And if it happens to be vocal fart, I look around and say, "Whew, man that felt good," and move on. This one usually doesn't happen very often.

 

[Pop Daddy]

sorry, Babe...whoever smelt it, dealt it. It's the way it is

I always try to get a shocked look on my face, like " what a foul oder, that could never come from me"

 

[Cantw8]

Mine are usually silent and deadly. I move in, drop my package and move out before anyone knew what hit 'em. And if it happens to be vocal fart, I look around and say, "Whew, man that felt good," and move on. This one usually doesn't happen very often.

That's called "crop dusting" in these parts. What the hell am I doing on this thread??? I'm otta here

 

[LisaNJ25]

every time I smell one, I know everyone thinks I cut it because Im the biggeset one in the room usually

Pop Daddy.. here is one for you

 

[Pop Daddy]

Pop Daddy.. here is one for you

lol, see thats the kind of prejiduce I must deal with

 

[Bethy Lou]

I always try to get a shocked look on my face, like " what a foul oder, that could never come from me"

That is so my tactic, usually if it is me though I cannot control my giggling.

 

["Got Disney"]

My Dh does and he never got as embarresed as when we were getting off the plane and he let one rip as we thought we were the last to get off and it was so nasty....only to turn around to see the Whole lakers Basketball team came strolling out behind us....they started laughing and commented . Seems that first class was infront of the other part of the plane where we all exited....he laughed but was sooooooo embarrased.

O to add to this the Lakers are my Dh's favorite team

 

[LisaNJ25]

lol, see thats the kind of prejiduce I must deal with

LOL..


Look.. I can give the tag fairy a run for her money and be the fart fairy

 

[Mouse House Mama]

It happened this pregnancy while I was at JCPenneys with my Mom. It slipped out, it was loud, there were people around, I was mortified and then I started laughing so hard that I started to pee my pants. My Mom couldn't even come near me because she was laughing so hard and there I was in the children's department laughing, embarrassed, and doing the pee pee dance trying to make it stop. From now on I will wear a diaper.

 

[auntie]

I CAN NOT Believe this thread!...Worse yet..I can't believe I'm posting in it. Here goes...when my son was little I went to pick him up from pre-school. The parents would line up..and each child was called individually and released to their parent. While on line a woman next to me..who I knew very casually...says "Oh...by the way..I heard YOU farted in K-Mart". I didn't quite know how to respond to that statement. She must have seen I was perplexed and went on to explain that the day before the teacher had asked the children what they did or where they went over the school recess they had just returned from. Well, my lovely little son decided to share with his classmates that while vacationing in New Hampshire he had visited K-Mart and his mom farted...cause he smelled it and ran out of the aisle! Of course all the kids thought it was hysterical..and went home and told their mom's and dad's. ALL OF WHOM WERE WAITING ON LINE WITH ME....with these stupid grins on their faces! I was MORTIFIED! I could not get out of there fast enough..seemed like an eternity. Your kids will hang you!...Gotta love em!