Have you ever farted in public?

[paintnolish]

I voted other because I excuse myself.

Funny thing is...I've been with DH for 8 years and it's just recently he's heard me fart and now it's a big family joke.

Yeah, I don't fart in front of dh. Of course, he farts in front of me. When I ask if how we feel if I did that, he says he couldn't care less. Alas, I try to be lady like, at least for a few more years!!!

 

[stashbin]

I've been in the store and had to "crop dust" down the isle before. I try to make sure I am alone of course.

 

[Feralpeg]

every time I smell one, I know everyone thinks I cut it because Im the biggeset one in the room usually

Pop Daddy! Haven't seen you around in ages! Did it take this type of thread to bring you back to the DIS?

 

[stashbin]

every time I smell one, I know everyone thinks I cut it because Im the biggeset one in the room usually

Hey...some of the worst ones I have ever smelled have come from some tiny folks!

 

[Cogswel_Cogs]

If there were no survivors would it still be considered farting in public?

 

[Silent1CB]

32.5% of voters would point to a complete stranger and pretend it was them? Now I know to stay clear of certain people while in public. (j/k). In all honesty, I'd do the exact same thing.

Someone is interested in bumping farting threads tonight.

 

[manning]

It happened this pregnancy while I was at JCPenneys with my Mom. It slipped out, it was loud, there were people around, I was mortified and then I started laughing so hard that I started to pee my pants. My Mom couldn't even come near me because she was laughing so hard and there I was in the children's department laughing, embarrassed, and doing the pee pee dance trying to make it stop. From now on I will wear a diaper.

Did you say you let go with a wet one??

 

[cm8]

This thread is too funny. My husband toots and then he acts like nothing happened. I have to hold mines in till I can get to a bathroom or some where I'm alone. Sometimes after holding it in so long, I can hear and feel it bubbling in my tummy and making funny noises. When I finally get to let it out, it sounds like a sneeze as it comes out with such force

Ps, I also make my husband say excuse me too, I am too embarrassed to let one rip in front of him or anyone else for the matter

 

[Erik_in_TN]

[QUOTE="Got Disney";19668328]My Dh does and he never got as embarresed as when we were getting off the plane and he let one rip as we thought we were the last to get off and it was so nasty....only to turn around to see the Whole lakers Basketball team came strolling out behind us....they started laughing and commented . Seems that first class was infront of the other part of the plane where we all exited....he laughed but was sooooooo embarrased.

O to add to this the Lakers are my Dh's favorite team[/QUOTE]
I would have passed out right then and there. Poor guy. I'm sure he can laught about it now, but wow!

 

[lovin diz]

freakshow,

Did you just let one rip

 

[ginna74]

well I try to go to the restroom, and that most of the time doesn't help. I usually wait too long and can't let them pass as quietly as I want too. I go out and I am usually scared that people could still hear them outside the bathroom. I still am majorly embarrassed so I can't win for loosing.... LOL My husband on the other hand couldn't care less if people hear him, OR smell him. grrrrrr lol

 

[lecach]

I FAR exceed my husband in toot production. He knows that if we're out in public and I tell him to walk fast that it's in his best interest to do so

I eat a lot of vegetables and weird stuff so that doesnt help. Guess what I had for lunch today? Two small sandwiches with lettuce and Jalapeno Cilantro hummus. Tonight should be very very interesting

 

[XTinabell]

Ah yes, the ol' pass the blame game. Once while waiting in Heathrow airport with a friend we decided to check out the duty free perfume section. As we walked in we were greeted with a horrific fart scent and a woman standing by spraying perfume trying to mask the smell. We turned around to leave because of the smell, when we overheard a man asking the perfume lady what was the deal with the smell. She pointed to my friend and I and actually blamed us! We had just walked in and she was already spraying the perfume! Clearly it was her!
P.S. Perfume and farts do not mix.

 

[Coach K]

I fart, therefore I am.

 

[Minnie's Pal]

Mine are usually silent and deadly. I move in, drop my package and move out before anyone knew what hit 'em.

 

[Erik_in_TN]

I fart, therefore I am.

You sir, have summed up the meaning of life. Bravo.

And I am glad we fart. For if not, there would be all sorts of health problems at stake, if you really think about it. So 3 cheers to the fart.

 

[ginna74]

Hip hip fart away!!!! Hip hip fart away!!!

 

[Erik_in_TN]

Hip hip fart away!!!! Hip hip fart away!!!

I think I just did. Oh wait, I think that was a bulldozer driving by.

 

[ElevationNotice]

Why even ask this?

 

[Moliphino]

Why even ask this?

Why drag up a post last commented on in 2010?