"The naming of cats is a difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES."
T.S. Elliot, The Naming of Cats, from Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats.
I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist -- it is one of my favorite poems!
It is actually easy to change the name of a cat or dog. Name, treat. Name, treat. Name, dinner! They catch on really quickly even when quite senior.
If you read the poem you will know that a cat doesn't care what humans call him of her. Their real name is secret and ineffable, effable, effanineffable, deep, inscrutable and singular!
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES."
T.S. Elliot, The Naming of Cats, from Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats.
I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist -- it is one of my favorite poems!

It is actually easy to change the name of a cat or dog. Name, treat. Name, treat. Name, dinner! They catch on really quickly even when quite senior.
If you read the poem you will know that a cat doesn't care what humans call him of her. Their real name is secret and ineffable, effable, effanineffable, deep, inscrutable and singular!