OK and now to completely confuse and amaze you all
I called again to find out what the free membership is all about... They briefly mentioned that last time...
So this lady on the phone says 'you get all the same benefits except no subscription to Rolling Stones magazine, no backpack and no $20 credit when you sign up.

I go 'what? The other lady didn't say anything about rolling stones magazine and backpack?' Then she says 'you also get a complimentary room upgrad 'IF AVAILABLE' and complimentary late check out and your 10% off at the Kitchen and Hard Rock Cafe'. And I say 'FREE UPGRADE IF AVAILABLE?'

The other lady on the phone said they do not offer upgrades. She said they discountinued that practice and the new lady (I like her)

said no, it's just that they no longer offer discounts on the cabana rentals, but you still get the upgrade 'if available'.
So did I AMAZE YOU ALL??? DID I HUH HUH?