Haiku Game Thread

[Cardinal]

Aengus, you know it
I am all about haiku
You should stick to rap.

 

[Mnementh]

Looks like this thread may
Be getting good. Looks like we'll
See a war of words.

 

[RachelNinja]

This thread frightens me
I hated haikus in school
Because they don't rhyme!

 

[Cardinal]

Looks like this thread may
Be getting good. Looks like we'll
See a war of words.

You should shut your mouth
Everyone knows that haikus
Only make boredom.

 

[Mnementh]

You should shut your mouth
Everyone knows that haikus
Only make boredom.

If you don't like it,
Stay away from this thread. There
Is no need to play.

 

[Disney Dreams]

This thread frightens me
I hated haikus in school
Because they don't rhyme!

But if you want to,
You can rhyme all your haiku
It's just up to you.

 

[KrazyPete]

Too much math for me
Counting all these syllables
More cat pictures please

 

[Mnementh]

This thread frightens me
I hated haikus in school
Because they don't rhyme!

Of all the poems,
Many of the best ever
Don't have a rhyme scheme.

 

[RachelNinja]

But if you want to,
You can rhyme all your haiku
It's just up to you.

Of all the poems,
Many of the best ever
Don't have a rhyme scheme.

As a small youngster
I thought poems had to rhyme
Now I know better

 

[Cardinal]

If you don't like it,
Stay away from this thread. There
Is no need to play.

Of course I must play
Aengus does it, so do I
I always beat him.

 

[Mnementh]

Of course I must play
Aengus does it, so do I
I always beat him.

Well, good luck with that.
I will remain "Switzerland"
As I always do.

 

[Cardinal]

That is nice to know
Never knew that Switzerland
Ever took a side.

 

[aengus]

card is a loser
when it comes to rhyming games
he should interpret

 

[Cardinal]

Yes, I interpret
But poems don't have to rhyme
See? You self-defeat.

 

[aengus]

Yes, I interpret
But poems don't have to rhyme
See? You self-defeat.

shut it card or else
you will get what is coming
a one way ticket

 

[Cardinal]

shut it card or else
you will get what is coming
a one way ticket

Oh, spare me aengus
The only thing worse than your
Threats is your podcast.

 

[aengus]

Oh, spare me aengus
The only thing worse than your
Threats is your podcast.

the only thing worse
is to hear those words from you
i feel so pretty

 

[Cardinal]

the only thing worse
is to hear those words from you
i feel so pretty

Please, you're so tacky
With your flashy songs and tapes
I don't buy my fans.

 

[aengus]

im glad to hear that
you have to be very proud
your fan sounds real nice

 

[Cardinal]

im glad to hear that
you have to be very proud
your fan sounds real nice

Oh! You must want jokes
It's too bad this is haiku
I could have some fun.