Remember when I said the company I work for is going under?
Well, we were just cut down to half pay yesterday, half hours, (you're welcome to come in for free though if you want) and it's now going quickly.
It's like the bow is underwater, the captain is now dead, the stern way up in the air, Leo and Kate trying to get up there, and the guy just jumped and hit the propeller.
I have a confession to make.
I am the father of Anna Nicole's baby.
Why not? Everybody else is saying it.
And another thing.
How come so many presidents were named after streets?
uh oh, could be a weird night.
Our drinks arrived, it was just pop. Then she brought out our salads. Yes, salads. Not that I have anything against salads, I love them. With Russian dressing. But, when you are on "The Plan", no, not gettin a salad if I can help it. I want something MORE!
But the dunt got MORE. Unless you are into raw, dead fish. Or raw, dead fish squished up with bamboo shoots and rice paddies and seaweed all rolled up in a fake burrito.
Salad it is.
And two dipping bowls were brought out. I still don't know what they were for. I almost started to pick one up and pour it on my salad before the "elbow" hit me in the ribs.
Fine, I'll dip my water chestnuts in This Bowl.
Winkers, you just sit there, don't say nuttin.
Then the chef came out, stood at the long side to my left, which, according to Tiggerbellese makes me the "foot" of the table, and he started to do his magic.
Very entertaining.
I was having a good time, and even tried to make "conversation" with the couple sitting next to us, around the corner.
"So?" "She drag you here too?"
Not that it matters, but they were biracial. Well, actually, I guess they still are. He is black, she is white. And I thought it would be cool to find out where they were from, and just talk with them a bit.
After I asked the question, she giggled, he just nodded his head.
End of conversation.
OKaaaay,,,moving right along.
I went back to dunking my salad in bowls. I kept waiting for them to talk, say anything, even to each other. Nothing. Gee, maybe they are deaf, I didn't hear them order, geesh, how stupid can I be!
Well, Diane appreciated my earlier effort, knowing what a misanthrope I am, and she wasn't going to give up.
Leaning way over, "So, where you guys from?"
The young woman then giggled, and whispered something towards us.
The guy agreed with her. "Uhnnn."
I'm half deaf as it is, so I just looked at my wife.
"Excuse me?" "I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that."
Wow! She can't hear her either? This is the woman that can hear a coffee maker when she is sleeping that I forgot to turn it on and it's not perking.
I knew what was going to happen next. See, it's like this. Most of the time, when you tell someone you can't hear them, when they repeat it, it will be even quiter this time around. The girl leaned over a bit, but now her lips barely even moved.
"Uhnnn"
At least him I could understand.
And Diane gave up. "OH, that's nice, we always wanted to visit there, someday. They could have told us Carpentersville, Ill. for all we know.
SPOILER ALERT COMING UP!
The chef made a volcano out of onion rings. Smoke and all.
Ok, you can come back now.
It really was a nice time, so far everything is going perfect today. From here, we wanted to walk through the gardens in Japan that we zipped through on the Segway, and just kinda check out some of the other gardens on the way back to the International Gateway, where we plan to walk over to The Yacht and Beach Club. Just to check it out closer, to see why people want to spend 360 a night to stay there.
Chef starts working on our entrees, and it really was fun.
Here, let me show you a picture of the place.
Oh
Boy, those Japanese can be such jokers when they want.
Ok, ok, yeah, for some reason I forgot to take any pics.
But Germany is nice too. That was from free dining the year before when we stayed at Coranado.
Now, we have been to a Benihana's before, and the steak just got all mixed up with the bean sprouts and water chestnuts and whatnot, and I wasn't liking it much at all.
But here we got a LOT of steak, and it was terrific, better than the Concourse, better than Whispering Canyon, way, way way better than Captain Jack's. To me, the shrimp was ok, but I'm not a big shrimp eater. Diane said it was ok.
For dessert I had sherbet, she had, um, crap, no, not crap, she didn't eat crap, crap cuz she just told me and I can't remember. OH! Whew, I was scaring myself there. She had ginger ice cream. Yep, that's it, and I'm sticking with it.
I really enjoyed the meal. This last "partial' day was just turning out wonderfull.
The waitress then came around and handed out checks to us all.
"Ok, how about some liar's poker? Last 3 digits on the serial number and the two numbers in the cents column?"
Diane glared at me.
I sat back down.
(Abridged too far dictionary. Read "Kay" 'exaggerate, I.")
Cute, vivacious little Japanese waitress went around the table collecting mostly money, and a few room key cards, starting with us.
I believe it was about this time that Satan showed up and said:
"Excuse me, I've been waiting awhile, mind if I pull up a chair?"
I never much cared for him. I guess I just hate the "goth" look. So I watched the waitress hand out everyone elses change. And watched them all leave.
We just sat there and looked at each other.
"Honey?" "You getting a bad feeling here like me or is it the bean sprouts?"
She agreed.
Then the waitress came back out and told us " Folks, probrem here."
At the moment I was really naive. "Probrem?"
"Yes, you don't have any credits on your room key card."
Diane: "Sure we do, still have two left."
"Sorry, it's going to have to be charged to your room."
I just sat there thinking about it. Of coarse this turned into an argument, and Diane just ended it and asked to see the manager.
The waitress comes back with another guy,,,, suit, tie, the works.
"Sorry folks, no dinners left on the card."
"Yes dinners left on the card, what's going on?" Yep, Diane was getting hot.
"No, we checked, he said, you used them all up."
"Look mister, our seven night stay was worth seven dinner credits, this one makes seven." I looked at Diane, and I could tell she was getting really upset. Too upset, so I stepped in before it got out of hand. I can explain this all to him.
"Look mister, our seven night stay was worth seven dinner credits, this one makes seven." There, that oughta do it.
"No, I'm sorry, you miscounted somewhere, it'l have to be put on your room key."
Now, I know that this can be solved, eventually, but I also know that things that go on credit cards are much easier to put on them, than take off.
And I don't want it even put on in the first place, to be straightened out later.
Diane pulled out her list of all our dinner ressies, confirmation numbers included. Gave it to him.
I said to him," The computer that keeps the record of the meals, also knows where we ate. Check it out with the main office, we'll wait. But do not put it on my credit card. That would make you a thief."
And he leaves, we end up standing in the lobby area.
And waited.
Fifteen minutes later, he comes back. "Ok, I checked it out with central reservations, and you did use all your dinner credits."
"Ok, where?" Show me what printed up."
"Oh, I didn't do that, the girl on the other end of the phone checked it out."
"What?" Now I am ready to lose it.
"You will not put that on my credit card. Go back and call her again and find out where they were all used. And do not even try to tell me that "Hoop de doo" is two credits, we know that and that is why we only had six dinners for our seven night stay."
He leaves again, and we wait. This time for another twenty minutes.
Even Satan got bored and wandered away.
And I'm looking at my watch.
He comes back, finally. "Ok folks, I found the problem. You ate at "Hoop de doo Revue" one night and that is two credits."
We couldn't believe it! We were aghast, agape,,, oh forget it.
"WE JUST TOLD YOU THAT! IT STILL IS ONLY SIX MEALS, FOR A SEVEN NIGHT STAY!!" He got this in stereo.
"Well, you'll just have to try to straighten this out with the concierge at your hotel."
"NO. Will not. We have already checked out. Somewhere, somebody double swiped the card for a dinner. There was confusion at Captain Jack's, because the waitress asked us to move to a different table. I suspect it was double swiped there."
And he shuffles off again.
Twenty! more minutes go by, and he is coming up to us out on the veranda.
I really think he was expecting us to give up by this time.
This time he has the cell phone with him. "In case you need to have somebody else explain it to you," he said.
He was lost, and I was getting piffed cuz he is now sucking the time right out of our last day.
Now, he's on hold.
And we all just stand there.
Us glaring at him, him glaring at his shoes.
Finally he's talking to someone, and I just interrupted. "Tell her to see if the card might have been double swiped one night. I suspect maybe Captain Jack's."
He hangs up after a while.
"Ok, I found the problem, believe it or not, your card was read twice at Captain Jack's, now all you have to do is go to your concierge and explain it all to them."
"What?" "Why?"
"To get it off your credit card, of course."
The first homicide almost took place in World Showcase that day.
Lunch was over an hour and 15 minutes ago. Our plans were just shot. I could tell that there wasn't anything left to accomplish here, and we took off.
I get mad thinking about all this , even now. But, we're still not totally done with it.
But I am for tonight.
Yeah Melinda, you hit it right on the head when I first mentioned it a couple weeks ago. I wanted to strangle you!
I know Kay knew where it was going too, well , I'm sure most of you all did.
Night night.
