GREENBAN has returned

[Nanajo1]

I'm glad you are back. Hope all is well with you.

 

[kaw1106]

I believe greenban and rash are actually the same person with 2 personalities. Now that greenban is back, rash will mysteriously vanish. ( we can only hope.)

 

[lillasmom]

I have been following the drama. Glad to hear you are back. Trip report please!

 

[Love Tigger]

Glad to see that you're back.

 

[Rash]

I just posted some lame excuse about LSD to buy a few minutes to speak to you personally.

I am sending you this PM to give you the heads up on current circumstances around here since your absence. First and foremost, your stature around here has diminished dramatically, while mine is now (deservedly) grandiose. I am now known as the High Emperor of Rightland. My posts are revered across all boards, and are ban-proof. The general consensus among my minions is that I represent absolute truth, unprecedented intelligence, raw sex appeal, and side-spltting comedy. It's best that you acquire this opinion quickly - I'm afraid the others may rebel against you if you don't. They are extremely loyal to me.

In addition, I am currently juggling the romantic advances of at least three female DIS members, and, alarmingly, one male member who thinks he's a toon. If you follow my advice above regarding your willingness to accept my god-like stature, I will use my blinding charisma to deflect the advances of one of these lust-filled devotees in your general direction.

I suggest we keep this arrangement just between us - this PM will self destruct in 25 seconds.

Doh! I must have posted instead of PM-ing by mistake. Uh...how is everyone today?

Welcome Back, Greenban!!

 

[lllovell]

In addition, I am currently juggling the romantic advances of at least three female DIS members, and, alarmingly, one male member who thinks he's a toon. If you follow my advice above regarding your willingness to accept my god-like stature, I will use my blinding charisma to deflect the advances of one of these lust-filled devotees in your general direction.

No one told me there was a line... so here I have patiently waiting to be called to worship at the feet of the Emperor of Rightland's hooves....never once understanding why my advances have been rebuffed...why the other chickies are getting all the attention (you know, strangely enough - I am most jealous of Toon getting Rash's attention )...wondering why everyone keeps asking me to hold their coats...

I am simply crushed.


*looks down at ticket #975,240* great - just like the new AP discount thing...I didn't sign on soon enough

 

[Rash]

No one told me there was a line... so here I have patiently waiting to be called to worship at the feet of the Emperor of Rightland's hooves....never once understanding why my advances have been rebuffed...why the other chickies are getting all the attention (you know - I am most jealous of Toon getting Rash's attention )...wondering why everyone keeps asking me to hold their coats...

I am simply crushed.


*looks down at ticket #975,240* great - just like the new AP discount thing...I didn't sign on soon enough

Patience, my grovelling admirer. Your time for rapture shall come.

(See what I mean, Greenban? It never stops. I will make one stipulation to our arrangement - lllovell remains with me).

 

[fkj2]

I just posted some lame excuse about LSD to buy a few minutes to speak to you personally.

I am sending you this PM to give you the heads up on current circumstances around here since your absence. First and foremost, your stature around here has diminished dramatically, while mine is now (deservedly) grandiose. I am now known as the High Emperor of Rightland. My posts are revered across all boards, and are ban-proof. The general consensus among my minions is that I represent absolute truth, unprecedented intelligence, raw sex appeal, and side-spltting comedy. It's best that you acquire this opinion quickly - I'm afraid the others may rebel against you if you don't. They are extremely loyal to me.

In addition, I am currently juggling the romantic advances of at least three female DIS members, and, alarmingly, one male member who thinks he's a toon. If you follow my advice above regarding your willingness to accept my god-like stature, I will use my blinding charisma to deflect the advances of one of these lust-filled devotees in your general direction.

I suggest we keep this arrangement just between us - this PM will self destruct in 25 seconds.

Doh! I must have posted instead of PM-ing by mistake. Uh...how is everyone today?

Welcome Back, Greenban!!

It's your humility that appeals to me! But, since I own a few, I know how majestic horses can be.

 

[dis-happy]

I thought you were abducted by aliens and were waiting for a $2,000,000 first-rights advance from People Magazine to tell your story.

Rash, on the other hand, is full of hot air (and 'bute--a horsey painkiller). Word from the attic is that he's a gelding....



Glad you're back and all is well in the world!

 

[ColoradoBelle1]

oh dishappy...you are BAAAAAD to the BONE......
"and word from the attic is....he's a gelding"

 

[DisFlan]

I figured the nice men took your keyboard away.

But I'm glad you're back.


DisFlan

 

[Doug7856]

Welecome back and *Hanname!

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*Can I say "Hanname" even though I did not post on the Hanname thread?

 

[Tooneric]

Welcome back Greenban! Yes, it is true. Rash is now the Supreme Almighty DISer. He's even infiltrating other media. Just last night I saw a new tv commercial for the Louisiana Lottery scratch off game with a talking horse in it. Coincidince? I think not. Since I've never seen the Almighty Rash in person (he stood me up Superbowl Sunday at BWV), I can't be sure, but there was a striking resemblence to the picture by his name.

While I do worship Rash almost as much as the alien lady in stockings getting her hair done on TTA, I must confess: I'dratherbewith Idratherbeinwdw. Sorry Rash, you were bound to find out sooner or later. It is I, not she, that is honored at this chance meeting. Speaking of meetings, I am 9 minutes late for a meeting because of this post!!!

ps I voted it was work getting in the way, although I never let that stop me...

 

[Rash]

While I do worship Rash almost as much as the alien lady in stockings getting her hair done on TTA, I must confess: I'dratherbewith Idratherbeinwdw.

Imagine if Idratherbeinwdw showed up dressed as the alien lady in stockings getting her hair done on TTA. Your head would explode! (in true toon fashion)

 

[Mike_in_FL]

Imagine if Idratherbeinwdw showed up dressed as the alien lady in stockings getting her hair done on TTA. Your head would explode! (in true toon fashion)

That does it. I am NEVER going to be able to ride TTA again without a mental image of Tooneric's head exploding everytime I go past the alien lady...

Mike

 

[Tooneric]

Imagine if Idratherbeinwdw showed up dressed as the alien lady in stockings getting her hair done on TTA. Your head would explode! (in true toon fashion)

Ahhhhh, I can see it now... silver boots topped with red piping, black thigh high stockings with that swirly pattern on it, black skirt, shiny sky blue vest with the silver flared jetson style sleeves, white belt with the red buckle with the Hidden Mickey on it, red finger nail polish... Oh, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!

 

[Rash]

Ahhhhh, I can see it now... silver boots topped with red piping, black thigh high stockings with that swirly pattern on it, black skirt, shiny sky blue vest with the silver flared jetson style sleeves, white belt with the red buckle with the Hidden Mickey on it, red finger nail polish... Oh, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!

You need therapy, my friend.

 

[robinb]

How about.. Don't know, don't care, but don't really want to see anyone banned.

 

[lillasmom]

 

[SleepyatDVC]

Maybe this has been one BIG conspirsy to get everyone wondering....


Btw, welcome back and hanname!