I'd get one and offer to let everyone try a piece. If your kids eat candy, coloring the eggs green is really no different than the dyes used to color candy. Okay, I tried, but it still may be a tough sell.
Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them
here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.