Got any good knock-knock jokes??

[Roemama1]

I've been reading some threads that weren't so nice lately and thought we could all use a little comedy here...so bring on those knock-knock jokes.

knock-knock
who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning!!!!

(it's actually more funny in person)

 

[Roemama1]

I've got another one.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Panther.
Panther who?
Panther no panths, I'm going swimming.

(Again, more funny in person hearing the lisp part). Guess I'll keep my day job.

 

[supamaki]

I hope this isn't in poor taste, but did anyone see "Catch me if you can?"
That was my favorite knock-knock joke of all time.

 

[Tinks]

Kudos to Sheri Lewis and Lamb Chop for:


Knock Knock

Who's there?

Interrupting Cow

Interrupti...

MOO!


Ha Ha HA Ha Ha Ha hA!

 

[mom2boys]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Moo.
Moo.... (interupt before they get the "who" out)
MOO! Rude cow!