Goofy......Sentimental Journey??

[Goofyposter]

Groosch!!!

I have a friend named Stanley Chan who owns a Chinese bistro.

The other day I was there and Michael Hart came by.

He started to come over to see me, but just as he got near me, he tripped and fell toward me;
I had to jump over him in order to avoid getting knocked down myself.

That's right: .......






.........I leapt Mike Hart in Stan Chan's Bistro.

Have A Great Weekend Everybody!!!

 

[trayletha]

LOL

 

[Dream]

omg.....that is just SOOOO awful!!!


But lucky for you ya jumped GP....cause the sound of the two of you colliding would have been klunk PAO !!!! And that would have been suey upsetting to the other diners! Was the guy's wife there?? She isn't gonna su is shi???

 

[catsrule]

 

[Goofyposter]

Was the guy's wife there??

Yes, yes as a matter of fact she was!

......but all she did was to sit there and peak'n duck !

 

[alabamaalan]

Oh this is bad today and way beyond my abilities.

My Oriental food puns are fooey

Does Stanley also work the register? That would make him a Chinese Checker



Puns based on nationality are not to be taken as ethnic slurs; that is not my intent.

 

[JohnTBap]

Originally posted by alabamaalan
Oh this is bad today and way beyond my abilities.

You underestimate yourself, my friend.

 

[Goofyposter]

You underestimate yourself, my friend.

It's funny you say that Bud!

My friend Szech and I had a bet going on this....I didn't think that Al would post on this pun....but apparently I was wong......as it seems.....Szechuan!!!

 

[Indyman]

What good fortune that you jumped in time, GP. You certainly would have soyled your clothes if you would have fallen. I knew you would rice to the occasion.

 

[Dream]

Man....da rin iculous puns just coming today!!! If it's sake with ya'll.....I have some errands to run!!!

Hee hee....hope the PC police leave this thread alone!!!


Sayanara.....dudes!!

 

[alabamaalan]

I took my buddy Luke to a Chinese resteraunt and he also made a mess.

He kept trying to use the chopsticks but was not very skilled at it.

I finally told him

"Use the forks, Luke!"

 

[Goofyposter]

I finally told him......"use the forks Luke"

Hahahaa!!....

Well....it's a good thing that he had a sense of humor....otherwise
....he might have told ya to take a wok!

Your friend Luke....is he the one who's friendly with princess laua? .....or was that....Huns Solo?

 

[nativetxn]

<i>*groan*</i>

 

[HauntedMansionGeek]

These are soy bad, they're good!

*more groaning heard from nativetxn's direction*