Goofyposter
Director of Farmland Defense
- Joined
- Oct 18, 2001
- Messages
- 2,388


What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon
left the Halloween party ?
No one moved, they couldn't stir without her!

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
Because there is lots of school spirit!
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?
It was for "tick or tweet" !
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin !
How do undertakers speak?
Gravely !

What is the demons' favourite TV sitcom?
Fiends !
Why do demons and ghouls get on so well?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend !

Have A Frightfully Great Day Everybody!!!