Good News.

[rie'smom]

This wording is what made me go hmmmmm.....

Same here-methinks I've been had. We've had a run on these lately. I picture a bunch of kids posting,watching the reactions and then . It's ,to quote, Poeye,"humiliatin."

 

[Pam]

Same here-methinks I've been had. We've had a run on these lately. I picture a bunch of kids posting,watching the reactions and then . It's ,to quote, Poeye,"humiliatin."

Come on now -- let's give him/her/them the benefit of the doubt and not fall victim to roomers, the Op's User name is JitterBugBrooke, not Walsin'Matilda!

 

[Missy Mouse]

If I'm not mistaken, this sounds a lot like the would-be announcement if FC had a baby.

 

[inaminute]

Her water broke and then she went into labor? She wasn't having contractions before her water broke? That's odd. Wow, that sounds just like they show it on the soaps! An easy quick delivery. A few contractions, a little screaming and out pops the baby. Lucky girl.

 

[CheshireVal]

My wife is at the hospital so I am typing this. She demanded that you all know that she had her baby.

She had *her* baby? Isn't it yours, too?

Strange wording for a new dad!

 

[tar heel]

OP, Honey, if you don't have enough homework to keep busy, why you don't try volunteering? The lonely folks in the retirement homes would love to hear your stories and you'd enjoy telling them. And the volunteering will look great on your college applications in a few years!

 

[r3ngels]

Congrats...

 

[NewJersey]

Wait, is this *the* JB?

 

[Tiziminchac]

Her water broke and then she went into labor? She wasn't having contractions before her water broke? That's odd. Wow, that sounds just like they show it on the soaps! An easy quick delivery. A few contractions, a little screaming and out pops the baby. Lucky girl.

You don't know what your talking about. That's just how it happened when my wife gave birth. Well, if I had a wife and she was giving birth it would be just like that. I know.

 

[NikiM20]

Congrats on your new arrival

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Congrats on your new arrival

 

[rie'smom]

 

[alliecats]

Wait, is this *the* JB?

Nope, another one.

 

[alliecats]

Congrats on your new arrival

Stop! Stop! It burns!