Give me back my shoe!

[136368]

Some scoundrel keeps nicking single shoes from my shop! Are they one legged or just mischievous?

 

[thebigkahuna]

both?

But they are probably hoping you will put the mate out ( or in the trash ) and then they will have a pair!

 

[MickeySP]

both?

But they are probably hoping you will put the mate out ( or in the trash ) and then they will have a pair!

What an ingenius idea!! Criminal but ingenius.

 

[IluvKingLouis]

Didn't the Brothers Grimm write a story about the Elves and the Shoemaker? Maybe one of those mischievous elves found his way into your shop?

 

[IFLOSIRI]

May be they have two left feet or rights. It is petit larceny

 

[DMass]

If a one-legged person does come in to buy shoes, do you sell them a pair or just one shoe?

 

[136368]

They always do this! I mean, surely I'd notice a one legged shoplifter?

Apparently not.