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It's a monkey-human hybrid.
A human-chimpanzee.

They think that either:
a. he had really mutated DNA
or
b. scientists did experiments in putting human sperm into a chimpanzee egg.

And it's TERRIFYING.
 
It's a monkey-human hybrid.
A human-chimpanzee.

They think that either:
a. he had really mutated DNA
or
b. scientists did experiments in putting human sperm into a chimpanzee egg.

And it's TERRIFYING.

why are they so terrifying??

*i'm not making fun of you i promise, i'm honestly curious*
 
haha no worries, my friends all make fun of me for it.
And threaten to come to my house and kidnap me in the night wearing Humanzee costumes.

But anyway, in the documentary, he had the strength of a huge chimpanzee and the uncontrollable emotions of a human.
So if he got angry, he'd kill you. And you wouldn't be able to stop him.
And it was attracted to humans. Thus he attempted to rape any female handler. Which was so gross and wrong and scary.

Plus there was just something so eerie about the way he walked and looked at people.
Like he was figuring you out?

Again, I don't blame you if you tease me relentlessly for that.
All of my friends fell out of their chairs laughing when I told them about it :]
 

haha no worries, my friends all make fun of me for it.
And threaten to come to my house and kidnap me in the night wearing Humanzee costumes.

But anyway, in the documentary, he had the strength of a huge chimpanzee and the uncontrollable emotions of a human.
So if he got angry, he'd kill you. And you wouldn't be able to stop him.
And it was attracted to humans. Thus he attempted to rape any female handler. Which was so gross and wrong and scary.

Plus there was just something so eerie about the way he walked and looked at people.
Like he was figuring you out?

Again, I don't blame you if you tease me relentlessly for that.
All of my friends fell out of their chairs laughing when I told them about it :]


i'm not gonna tease you, i'm actually kind of curious...and creeped out. but mostly curious.
 
Oh my goodness. I really can't take this Chris thing anymore!!!
I really, really, REALLY wish he'd leave me alone...
 
Nana, threaten bodily harm! Tell em you got a friend in the Poconos with a metal leg and she's not afraid to kick some booty! ;)

Owwies. I took the day off today (we had school!) for a dentist appointment. I got my teeth cleaned. They were bad. The hygenist was asking me if I'd gotten sick from the chemo or if I had mouthsores. I was like, yeah, I lost 45 pounds from puking and my mouth still gets occasional mouthsores. She said she could tell because my teeth were really bad. They're white now, except for two spots with missing enamel thanks to acid.

Anyways, my teefies hurt! My molars are killing me cause she was picking at them and their gums a lot. She also said my wisdom teeth weren't ready to grow in yet, but that was from the x-rays taken 2 months ago. I think they're getting ready to start growing in.
 
Nana, threaten bodily harm! Tell em you got a friend in the Poconos with a metal leg and she's not afraid to kick some booty! ;)

Owwies. I took the day off today (we had school!) for a dentist appointment. I got my teeth cleaned. They were bad. The hygenist was asking me if I'd gotten sick from the chemo or if I had mouthsores. I was like, yeah, I lost 45 pounds from puking and my mouth still gets occasional mouthsores. She said she could tell because my teeth were really bad. They're white now, except for two spots with missing enamel thanks to acid.

Anyways, my teefies hurt! My molars are killing me cause she was picking at them and their gums a lot. She also said my wisdom teeth weren't ready to grow in yet, but that was from the x-rays taken 2 months ago. I think they're getting ready to start growing in.

Haha! I will do that! Thanks Sonya!

And dentists are always horrible. They destroy my teeth and gums whenever I go for a routine cleaning. It's terrible.

I hope your mouth feels better!
 
Oh my goodness. I really can't take this Chris thing anymore!!!
I really, really, REALLY wish he'd leave me alone...
Oh no! Thats definitely not a good thing. You both have the same group of friends, right?

Nana, threaten bodily harm! Tell em you got a friend in the Poconos with a metal leg and she's not afraid to kick some booty! ;)

Owwies. I took the day off today (we had school!) for a dentist appointment. I got my teeth cleaned. They were bad. The hygenist was asking me if I'd gotten sick from the chemo or if I had mouthsores. I was like, yeah, I lost 45 pounds from puking and my mouth still gets occasional mouthsores. She said she could tell because my teeth were really bad. They're white now, except for two spots with missing enamel thanks to acid.

Anyways, my teefies hurt! My molars are killing me cause she was picking at them and their gums a lot. She also said my wisdom teeth weren't ready to grow in yet, but that was from the x-rays taken 2 months ago. I think they're getting ready to start growing in.
The dentist/hygenist, always find something to talk to you about. It seems like your teeth are never ever clean enough. :headache: They always tell me I need to floss more!! I do it 2x/day. :rolleyes1
 
Oh no! Thats definitely not a good thing. You both have the same group of friends, right?


The dentist/hygenist, always find something to talk to you about. It seems like your teeth are never ever clean enough. :headache: They always tell me I need to floss more!! I do it 2x/day. :rolleyes1

Oh no, mine were really that bad. I have little enamel left and they're very crooked.

THANK YOU CHEMO! :rolleyes:
 
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