Girls Only Disneyland Trip - Old Thread

[BillyFan]

Aunt Flo must be on the way--I am SO craving a homemade chocolate chip cookie right now . . . . . but don't have the motivation to go make them! Oh well.

Me too! But I made some most excellent oatmeal cookies with dried cranberries and chocolate chips today. I needed them so badly that I made a double batch.

 

[DangerMouse]

very cute! no offense here~

Aunt Flo must be on the way--I am SO craving a homemade chocolate chip cookie right now . . . . . but don't have the motivation to go make them! Oh well.

Of course your AF is on the way. We've been in-sync since the Oct. DLR mini-meet.

Tina, I have been gaining weight just reading about all the yummy food making going on at your house (breakfast for dinner and oatmeal cookies).

BTW, Oatmeal cranberry choco chip cookies with walnuts are my absolute favorite cookie EVER!

 

[BillyFan]

You're gaining virtual pounds and I'm gaining the real thing, my friend! Marty and his sister are alergic to walnuts, but I sometimes put chopped, toasted almonds in the cookies. So tastey!

 

[tinkermell]

I love the smilie!!

Hmmmm.
Would that be a "Dole Whip"? (I crack myself up!)

Me too, cuz that is what I was thinking!

And I bet I will be one of them!

Hey Everyone!

I'm back from visiting my best friend in Newport Beach. We went into L.A. and stayed at the Sofitel and had a spa day then went to see the Magic Flute By the L.A. Opera. It was Very Good.

It's always fun to go and visit yet it's so wonderful to go back home to your family.

Hope Everyone has a great week.

Welcome home!! Glad you had a wonderful time and safe trip!

Gee, everytime I'm here in the evening, there isn't anything going on. Then, when I'm not here in the evening, you ladies chat up 3-4 pages worth of stuff.

Well, I guess if I hang around, it'll continue to be quiet. I'll just leave you all with some funny hubby/wife jokes a friend sent me last week.

I hope you enjoy these! (And no one gets offended. )



My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to make love?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started....

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" And that's when the fight started....

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat to the truck and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of 10 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?" And then the fight started ...

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man, "Holy crap. That must be my husband!" So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked, he jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, "I AM your husband!" The woman yelled back, "Yeah, then why were you running?" And then the fight started.....

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And then the fight started....

A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment." The husband replies, "Your eyesight is damn near perfect." And then the fight started.....

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And then the fight started...

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, "Do you know her?" "Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My Goodness!" said my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" And then the fight started...

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too." And then the fight started...

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station. And then the fight started...

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3seconds. I bought her a scale. And then the fight started...

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust." And then the fight started...

These were great! I've heard a few of them. I just told them all my DH. We both had a good laugh!!

I thought this was a good place to copy that smilie!!

 

[Stacerita]

Ugh, just remembered that I still have homework to take care of tonight. Not fun!

 

[tinkermell]

Me too! But I made some most excellent oatmeal cookies with dried cranberries and chocolate chips today. I needed them so badly that I made a double batch.

Yummers!!

Well today I made my son a triple chocolate layer cake filled with coffee cream stuff. It was pretty rich!!

 

[tinkermell]

Ugh, just remembered that I still have homework to take care of tonight. Not fun!

Boy............you sure have alot of homework. I bet you can not wait for it to end.

 

[staley7580]

Yummers!!

Well today I made my son a triple chocolate layer cake filled with coffee cream stuff. It was pretty rich!!

Sounds yummy..

 

[Stacerita]

Boy............you sure have alot of homework. I bet you can not wait for it to end.

Yep. Only 16 more weeks to go. Then I graduate!!!

 

[DangerMouse]

You're gaining virtual pounds and I'm gaining the real thing, my friend! Marty and his sister are alergic to walnuts, but I sometimes put chopped, toasted almonds in the cookies. So tastey!

I'm allergic to walnuts and pecans too, but only if they are raw. Once they are cooked, I'm ok with them. What happens to Marty when he eats them? My mouth and throat get all itchy and scratchy.

 

[BillyFan]

Marty gets the itchy-scratch mouth and throat, and his sister gets really bad canker sores. So we pretty much keep walnuts out of the house.

 

[21yankees]

Yep. Only 16 more weeks to go. Then I graduate!!!

YAY!!!!

steph

 

[BillyFan]

Yep. Only 16 more weeks to go. Then I graduate!!!

Yay! Congratulations!!!! Graduating is a huge accomplishment! I remember that feeling when you can finally see the end nearing.

Well, it's nearly 9:00, so I can now go to bed without feeling like a 6 year old.
Good night everybody.

 

[21yankees]

Alright so it's official........I am insane. I have decided to start my Master's degree next month. I'm doing it totally online. I have been out of school since November of 2007. It's time to get my behind back in gear. I slacked off. I need to do this, I just need to remind myself of this when I want to throw in the towel...

steph

 

[Stacerita]

Alright so it's official........I am insane. I have decided to start my Master's degree next month. I'm doing it totally online. I have been out of school since November of 2007. It's time to get my behind back in gear. I slacked off. I need to do this, I just need to remind myself of this when I want to throw in the towel...

steph

Thats great Steph. It will be hard work, but I know you can do it. You go girl!

 

[cheshiregirl]

Alright so it's official........I am insane. I have decided to start my Master's degree next month. I'm doing it totally online. I have been out of school since November of 2007. It's time to get my behind back in gear. I slacked off. I need to do this, I just need to remind myself of this when I want to throw in the towel...

steph

Congrats! You'll do great

 

[Stacerita]

So now that Feb is just around the corner.....is anyone planning on doing anything for V-Day?

 

[21yankees]

So now that Feb is just around the corner.....is anyone planning on doing anything for V-Day?

We're taking our girls to the American Girl Store in LA. After that we're going to California Pizza Kitchen for lunch. We're also going to shop for our puppy (he gets to come home the following week).

Other than that nothing is planned.

How about you?

steph

 

[Stacerita]

Nothing planned yet. Im thinking of staying in with DD and DBF, inviting my brother and his 3 boys, and a few of our friends over. Maybe do pizza and karaoke that night.

What kind of puppy you getting?

 

[cheshiregirl]

So now that Feb is just around the corner.....is anyone planning on doing anything for V-Day?

I have to go to a conference in St. Louis from Feb. 12-15, so we will miss the parents night out that Ty's daycare will be having on the 13th. But, I will probably try to cook something special on the 16th since I have the day off work (presidents day). Sadly, I just made my favorite special occasion meal yesterday when I made a Le Cellier inspired menu of Canadian beer cheese soup, spinach gratin and bbq maple glazed steaks. So, I will have to try to think of something creative...

Meanwhile, Dave told me yesterday that I'm getting a DLR brick as my V-day present!!!