Girl Scout cookie sales start on the 16th!/Oprah and Tyra's final season!

[PebblesMK]

oh, my gosh!

we are nearly out of pages!

where is we to go?!

D:

Summon WallE. All I know is that the next thread better be as good, if not better.

 

[LondonUnderground]

As long as he wasn't sporting a banana hammock in the process, it was probably okay.

 

[LondonUnderground]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLEEEEEEEE! OH DEAREST WAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

i gots to talk to you ;D

 

[Wall-E1]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLEEEEEEEE! OH DEAREST WAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

i gots to talk to you ;D

Don't anybody worry. We have been working alongside NASA and now possess the technology to begin a new thread. We are hoping that the weather will cooperate for tonight's anticipated new thread launch. Hopefully, this current thread will last until around 6:00 - 7:00 pm est, as that is when I will be at the control panel ready to launch. If for some reason, this thread expires before then, take that time to reacquaint yourselves with your families. They probably miss you all. Good luck and godspeed. This will be my last post, fellow voyagers.

 

[PebblesMK]

Don't anybody worry. We have been working alongside NASA and now possess the technology to begin a new thread. We are hoping that the weather will cooperate for tonight's anticipated new thread launch. Hopefully, this current thread will last until around 6:00 - 7:00 pm est, as that is when I will be at the control panel ready to launch. If for some reason, this thread expires before then, take that time to reacquaint yourselves with your families. They probably miss you all. Good luck and godspeed. This will be my last post, fellow voyagers.

I will lessen the posts as I am off to return Christmas gifts that I didn't want!!! (Which is all but one or two things)

 

[autumnpalm]

I have to go get all gussied up now.

I think that's the first time I've ever written "gussied up" on the DIS. And I sincerely hope it is the last!

I will take pictures from the top of the Completely Nood camera! I'll get the censor function ready.

 

[LondonUnderground]

Don't anybody worry. We have been working alongside NASA and now possess the technology to begin a new thread. We are hoping that the weather will cooperate for tonight's anticipated new thread launch. Hopefully, this current thread will last until around 6:00 - 7:00 pm est, as that is when I will be at the control panel ready to launch. If for some reason, this thread expires before then, take that time to reacquaint yourselves with your families. They probably miss you all. Good luck and godspeed. This will be my last post, fellow voyagers.

glad to hear. hope everyone makes it over to our new complaint/teen idol thread safely.

 

[FergieTCat]

I've haven't been here in a while because my attention was diverted by shiny objects (ooh pretty! Wait, is that a muffin???) On a good day, goldfish have longer attention spans than I do.

However, I will do my best not to post until Wall-E1 gets back and can safely link us with another thread.

And now back to work ... I think I see a nickel on the floor ...

 

[Wall-E1]

I didn't mean that everybody had to abandon the thread entirely. We still have thirteen pages left. So, here's part 4 of 5 in that terrible Disney news story...

As today's events continue, the hot air balloon carrying Dewey, better known to the world as Balloon Duck, is losing altitude as it slowly drifts toward the Atlantic Ocean. We are unsure if the duck is still on board the balloon. However, just moments ago, we were informed by authorities that ducks fly.

Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck have continued to elude authorities, who were forced to call off their pursuit after passing a Krispy Kreme store that had the "Hot Now" sign lit up in its window.

Authorities have interviewed Daisy Duck at length and have found some disturbing new details about her relationship with "The Donald". She has told authorities that Donald has in the past been verbally and physically abusive to her. In one incident, she accuses Donald of striking her several times on her beak with a fish that had not been cooked to his satisfaction. He has also threatened to cook and eat her with a glass of chianti, and a side of fava beans. We have looked back and found that Donald was previously arrested for a violent attack on Pluto. In this incident, Pluto sniffed Daisy's crotch. Mickey Mouse was present at that incident and tried to explain that it was normal behavior for dogs to do this. Donald Duck flew into a rage and repeatedly struck Pluto with his wings and webbed feet.

Also tonight, authorities have released DNA results from the crime scene of Sam the Eagle, and have now determined that the cooked bird was not Sam. His whereabouts are still unknown.

One final note from Disney World. The theme parks have just announced two new t-shirt designs that are currently on sale in all parks. The first is the "Free Mickey and Donald" logo t-shirts, which displays those two lovable characters on Goofy's Candy Co. float, Donald brandishing a loaded firearm from the passenger window. The second t-shirt is the "Pray for Balloon Duck" logo t-shirt, which displays the characters in flight balloon heading towards an intense lightening storm. The shirts are $19.99 each, or two for 38.99. Please contact merchandising for mail orders. Standard shipping rates apply.

 

[dbogen]

Well if we are taking a break, maybe I should talke this time to find the kitchen. I believe somewhere under all those dirty dishes there is a sink.


Please say a little prayer for me.....I'm going in...

 

[kimmar067]

...Waall-E ~ STOP CHANGING THE TITLE OF THIS THREAD SO OFTEN......for corn's sake...

 

[kimmar067]

...I KNOW!! We could get Falcon Heene's dad to babysit.....

He is rather amazing with kids.

 

[kimmar067]

Well if we are taking a break, maybe I should talke this time to find the kitchen. I believe somewhere under all those dirty dishes there is a sink.


Please say a little prayer for me.....I'm going in...

...perhaps yer DH could assist...

.

 

[Silent1CB]

Please stop changing the title to this thread. Its very annoying to look at the list of threads and think its a new thread to only find out its the same thread you already decided you weren't interested in reading.

Thank you.

 

[LondonUnderground]

totally agree kanye!

 

[WDWKOOK]

Please stop changing the title to this thread. Its very annoying to look at the list of threads and think its a new thread to only find out its the same thread you already decided you weren't interested in reading.

Thank you.

I shall speak on behalf of our esteemed OP Wall-E1.

We apologize for your inconvenience as this thread was never intended to annoy anyone, far from it. Its intentions, though far reaching and monumental DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT include annoyance in any way, shape or form. It simply would not be condoned by anyone on this thread.

Oh, and you are welcome and if it is your birthday

 

[LondonUnderground]

I shall speak on behalf of our esteemed OP Wall-E1.

We apologize for you inconvenience as this thread was never intended to annoy anyone, far from it. Its intentions, though far reaching and monumental DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT include annoyance in any way, shape or form. It simply would not be condoned by anyone on this thread.

Oh, and you are welcome and if it is your birthday

 

[WDWKOOK]

Does Wall-E1 need to squeeze "Blago" into the title?

Blagojevich, Strawberry to compete on 'Apprentice'


By FRAZIER MOORE
AP Television Writer

NEW YORK - Donald Trump boasted that the upcoming season of "The Celebrity Apprentice" is the best ever and promised the star power of its cast "blows `Dancing With the Stars' away."

Yes, it's a new cycle for the Trump-hosted competition show, which won't premiere until March 14 but threw an introductory news conference way back last October, with sworn-to-secrecy members of the media meeting the contenders.

Now NBC says it's time to unveil that roster of 14 participants, who will likely spur responses ranging from "Wow!" to "Huh?"

Maybe the most interesting (to use Trump's pet adjective) participant is former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich. Vaulted to infamy by headlines and punch lines, he is charged with scheming to auction off President Barack Obama's former U.S. Senate seat, campaign fundraising abuses and other offenses. He was removed from office last January, but has denied wrongdoing.

Maybe not so interesting: the comedian-actor Sinbad and Australian TV chef Curtis Stone.

"I'm certainly not a household name," said comedian-author Carol Leifer, but she sounded confident. "I'm not surprised that Joan Rivers won (last season), because, as a standup comic, you're a one-man band — it makes you very prepared for stressful situations to be able to react to a lot of pressure. Humor is a weapon anywhere and everywhere!"

Former Poison vocalist Bret Michaels declared that, with a party-hearty rock singer's image, he would be assessed as the season's "super-underdog."

"But I've been my own boss since I've been 19 years old," said the 46-year-old former star of the "Rock of Love" reality show. "For better or worse, I've been on my own, I've learned to roll with the punches."

Then the pro wrestler-actor who calls himself Goldberg issued fair warning.

"I know I'm going to explode during this show at some point and say things I probably don't mean," he said. "I realize that about myself. I'm human and have flaws."

Baseball great Darryl Strawberry, rock-star wife and TV personality Sharon Osbourne, and Olympic gold-medal sprinter Michael Johnson will also be competing, along with singer Cyndi Lauper, actress Holly Robinson Peete and Victoria's Secret model Selita Ebanks.

As they spoke, the contestants were scheduled to begin taping "Celebrity Apprentice" the next day, and WWE wrestler-model Maria Kanellis was asked if they were already sizing up each other.

"Of course, we are!" she replied.

The celebrities won't be vying for a job with Trump, as in the old, civilian-cast "Apprentice," but instead will compete in business-oriented tasks around Manhattan to raise money for (and publicize) their favorite charities.

"I live a fairly normal life. I'm a mom with two kids," said Olympic swimmer Summer Sanders, who is championing the Right to Play, an organization that uses sport and play to improve the lives of disadvantaged children. "But to have the opportunity to introduce my charity to the world is the reason I chose to do this."

Blagojevich, whose chosen charity is the Children's Cancer Center (which assists kids with life-threatening diseases and their families), has tried before to land a role on a reality show. Last spring he attempted to join NBC's "I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here," but a federal judge barred him from going to the Costa Rican site where the show originated. His wife, former first lady Patti Blagojevich, competed in his place.

"The conventional thinking among a lot of traditional lawyers is that you simply don't do these things, you don't say anything, you hide somewhere until you have your day in court," said Blagojevich.

By contrast, his instinct is "to fight back," he explained, which maybe helps account for his participation on "Celebrity Apprentice."

"It's a wilderness period for me," Blagojevich acknowledged. "But sometimes real opportunities develop in your life's journey that you can't really see when you're facing tumultuous times and the kind of storm that I'm facing."

 

[PolynesianLily]

Well if you weren't interested in reading this thread, why did you open it?

 

[PolynesianLily]

Does Wall-E1 need to squeeze "Blago" into the title?

Blagojevich, Strawberry to compete on 'Apprentice'


By FRAZIER MOORE
AP Television Writer

NEW YORK - Donald Trump boasted that the upcoming season of "The Celebrity Apprentice" is the best ever and promised the star power of its cast "blows `Dancing With the Stars' away."

Yes, it's a new cycle for the Trump-hosted competition show, which won't premiere until March 14 but threw an introductory news conference way back last October, with sworn-to-secrecy members of the media meeting the contenders.

Now NBC says it's time to unveil that roster of 14 participants, who will likely spur responses ranging from "Wow!" to "Huh?"

Maybe the most interesting (to use Trump's pet adjective) participant is former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich. Vaulted to infamy by headlines and punch lines, he is charged with scheming to auction off President Barack Obama's former U.S. Senate seat, campaign fundraising abuses and other offenses. He was removed from office last January, but has denied wrongdoing.

Maybe not so interesting: the comedian-actor Sinbad and Australian TV chef Curtis Stone.

"I'm certainly not a household name," said comedian-author Carol Leifer, but she sounded confident. "I'm not surprised that Joan Rivers won (last season), because, as a standup comic, you're a one-man band — it makes you very prepared for stressful situations to be able to react to a lot of pressure. Humor is a weapon anywhere and everywhere!"

Former Poison vocalist Bret Michaels declared that, with a party-hearty rock singer's image, he would be assessed as the season's "super-underdog."

"But I've been my own boss since I've been 19 years old," said the 46-year-old former star of the "Rock of Love" reality show. "For better or worse, I've been on my own, I've learned to roll with the punches."

Then the pro wrestler-actor who calls himself Goldberg issued fair warning.

"I know I'm going to explode during this show at some point and say things I probably don't mean," he said. "I realize that about myself. I'm human and have flaws."

Baseball great Darryl Strawberry, rock-star wife and TV personality Sharon Osbourne, and Olympic gold-medal sprinter Michael Johnson will also be competing, along with singer Cyndi Lauper, actress Holly Robinson Peete and Victoria's Secret model Selita Ebanks.

As they spoke, the contestants were scheduled to begin taping "Celebrity Apprentice" the next day, and WWE wrestler-model Maria Kanellis was asked if they were already sizing up each other.

"Of course, we are!" she replied.

The celebrities won't be vying for a job with Trump, as in the old, civilian-cast "Apprentice," but instead will compete in business-oriented tasks around Manhattan to raise money for (and publicize) their favorite charities.

"I live a fairly normal life. I'm a mom with two kids," said Olympic swimmer Summer Sanders, who is championing the Right to Play, an organization that uses sport and play to improve the lives of disadvantaged children. "But to have the opportunity to introduce my charity to the world is the reason I chose to do this."

Blagojevich, whose chosen charity is the Children's Cancer Center (which assists kids with life-threatening diseases and their families), has tried before to land a role on a reality show. Last spring he attempted to join NBC's "I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here," but a federal judge barred him from going to the Costa Rican site where the show originated. His wife, former first lady Patti Blagojevich, competed in his place.

"The conventional thinking among a lot of traditional lawyers is that you simply don't do these things, you don't say anything, you hide somewhere until you have your day in court," said Blagojevich.

By contrast, his instinct is "to fight back," he explained, which maybe helps account for his participation on "Celebrity Apprentice."

"It's a wilderness period for me," Blagojevich acknowledged. "But sometimes real opportunities develop in your life's journey that you can't really see when you're facing tumultuous times and the kind of storm that I'm facing."

All I am going to say is...
ROFL!