This morning, the low sped chase continues. It has now become clear that this dangerous duo is heading towards Port Canaveral. Police have been authorized to use deadly force to stop this out of control mouse and duck. Authorities are currently speaking with parade crew so they can learn just how much candy is on that float. Goofy is still throwing candy out on both sides of the float, which is hampering efforts to close in on the vehicle. A police chopper briefly tried flying overhead tried to get Goofy's attention early this morning, so as to alert him to the situation. Police, fully armed, and in riot gear frantically waved down to Goofy to get his attention. Goofy held both of his hands up and wiggled them, while at the same time, wiggling his hips. He then put his hands to his mouth and giggled in a silly manner, just before throwing a handful of candy in the direction of the chopper. Police do not think that he is an accomplice at this time.
In other news, we are getting reports in right now about an incident involving one of Donald Duck's young nephews.
Uncle Scrooge, Daisy Duck, and Huey, Dewey and Louie were at Downtown Disney this morning being questioned by authorities. Uncle Scrooge, in particular, has been cited as a "duck of interest". Dewey had been acting up and was scolded by Daisy. Less than thirty minutes later, there was an incident at the new "Characters in Flight" hot air balloon attraction. The balloon became free of its tethers and began rising freely. Huey, frantically began yelling that, "Dewey is on the balloon! Dewey is on the balloon!"
Authorities, with the help of National Guard and the FAA, are now tracking this balloon, and "Balloon Duck", as it floats freely above Orlando. Their hope is that the helium will slowly dissipate, resulting in a soft landing, and that Balloon Duck will be safe.
We have spoken with authorities on the ground, and they are concerned that Dewey may have already fallen out of the balloon before they began tracking it. Therefore, an intensive ground search is already under way.
The entire world is now glued to their television sets watching the dramatic events of Balloon Duck as he floats above the state of Florida. This is truly a tragic morning at the former "House of the Mouse". We will update, as more information becomes available.