Girl Scout cookie sales start on the 16th!/Oprah and Tyra's final season!

[Wall-E1]

Too late. You can't un-ring that bell, buddy.

You're right. I'm not going to deny who I really am. I knew this from an early age. With the new year upon us, I want to finally live life on my own terms. I would like the world to know. I am a practicing heterosexual, and I make no apologies for who I am. Wait... there's more. I am a heterosexual and I am attracted to females, but there's a reason my son looks the way he does. I am attracted to female rhinoceroses. I love my family so much, and now that I am out of the closet, I will spend my remaining days fighting for equality and inter-species marriage. After all, if two consenting adults from different species are in love, why shouldn't they be afforded the same rights as other Americans? Whether two humans or one human and his rhino lover, we should all have equal rights. This nation was founded on the premise of equality for all and I believe one day we will achieve this. I have a dream!!!

 

[Wall-E1]

Well I just discovered I can't drink soda and read this thread...

Our sincerest apologies for the carbon burn your nostrils are now experiencing.

 

[Wall-E1]

Just got back from my 6 hour hiatus. Did I miss anything?

Nah, nothing happened since you left. Same old...same old...

 

[golfgal]

Ok, I haven't read all the replies so, did we talk about putting lifts in your kids shoes yet so they can ride all the big rides???

 

[Wall-E1]

How much do you want to bet you just killed your own thread.

I don't know. At this point, I believe this thread has taken on a life of its own and will survive by its own right.

 

[Wall-E1]

Ok, I haven't read all the replies so, did we talk about putting lifts in your kids shoes yet so they can ride all the big rides???

That's very uncomfortable on the balls of your feet. I opted for surgery with my son. They implanted an extra vertebrae on to his spine. Gave him three extra inches. Worked perfectly.

 

[Hollywoodhaha]

I'm spending New Year's with my dogs while watching 18 kids and counting.
I feel alone because even my parents went to a party. I'm a teenager, gosh darn it!

 

[BeenHereB4]

It's New Year's Eve and I just spent an hour reading a 50 page thread. sigh...

It funny tho and I made Jokercat my new Facebook pic!

 

[Wall-E1]

I'm spending New Year's with my dogs while watching 18 kids and counting.
I feel alone because even my parents went to a party. I'm a teenager, gosh darn it!

That show causes teenage pregnancy. Why don't you switch it to a channel that has wholesome family viewing, like South Park?

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

I don't know. At this point, I believe this thread has taken on a life of its own and will survive by its own right.

 

[sunnyday123]

I'm spending New Year's with my dogs while watching 18 kids and counting.
I feel alone because even my parents went to a party. I'm a teenager, gosh darn it!

Wow. So you're about as cool as.....us.

 

[FergieTCat]

Nah, nothing happened since you left. Same old...same old...

Good to hear.

I'm going to follow the time honored Dis tradition and comment without actually reading the rest of the thread. Why wade through pages of on-topic posts when I can just digress into my own tangent??

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

How much do you want to bet you just killed your own thread.

I did see that other thread, and I am sure there were a lot of others, as well. I have seen many baiting threads over the years and some take off, others die on page 2. I think a lot of it has to do with timing. If this thread wasn't on a holiday weekend, instead have it during the workday, I bet it would be buried fast. But since it's a holiday weekend, lots of people are like me and are hanging at home instead of going out with the crazies...voila, lots of bored crazy people online and ahem..drinking..which makes them crazier. (burp)

It would be interesting to see if a random Thursday in February had the same effect. Not that I mean that as a dare, just what is going on in my Bud Light tainted mind at the moment.

 

[erincon23]

Boy, you people just don't take instruction very well. I politely insisted that you not post while I was gone, and when I come back, there are 5 MORE PAGES for me to read! It's a good thing I read fast. I was not prepared for the picture of WallE1's child, and gosh darn it, I wish I had stayed away for a little while more. Can't you control that child?

Hollywood, I have a 17 year old son, and he just left for a party -- if you hurry, I'm sure he would be happy to have you as his guest. You can see his picture -- and it won't make you ill, like WallE1's son's picture will -- sorry, WallE1, but I call it as I see it (and as it blinds me). If you're interested, he's currently single. He's been single for quite a while. But he's cute. And talented -- he was even in the newspaper today. No, not the police reports, before you all ask.

- Erin

 

[Wall-E1]

10...9....8....7

Oh, so I guess my emotions are just a game to you. I'm outa here. So long loosers! You don't have to worry because I won't ever bother all of you with my posts again!

 

[MaryAnnDVC]

But since it's a holiday weekend, lots of people are like me and are hanging at home instead of going out with the crazies...voila, lots of bored crazy people online and ahem..drinking..which makes them crazier. (burp)

Umm...hate to be the DIS grimmer police again, but I think the word you're looking for is "walla".

 

[sunnyday123]

Oh, so I guess my emotions are just a game to you. I'm outa here. So long loosers! You don't have to worry because I won't ever bother all of you with my posts again!

Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!!!

 

[golfgal]

Umm...hate to be the DIS grimmer police again, but I think the word you're looking for is "walla".

prolly

 

[kimmar067]

Here is what happened. We were staying at the Pop Century Resort. We wanted to try out the pool at the Yacht and Beach Club. Well, we get there and the first problem is that the lifeguard doesn't want to let us in because we don't have some "special" bracelet that you need. First of all, my son is in an ECV(He sprained his ankle at a buffet the night before). Can't the lifeguard see that? Real compassionate, huh? Well, after balling the lifeguard out, we just walk right past him and into the pool area. I paid hundreds of dollars for this trip. Who is this lifeguard to tell me that I can't use the pool? Well then, my little snowflake gets thirsty. We have a set of older refillable mugs, but they are REFILLABLE MUGS. My son goes up to the refill station and asks the cm for a soda. Well, this cm tells my son that his mug will not work for refills, as it is too old. Excuse me!!! This is what you say to a child?!?!?! Of course my son was in tears. I went up there and demanded a coke and the cm still wouldn't comply. What Disney magic we were experiencing!!! So, my question is this. Would you report this cm? I want to add that it was in the mid 90's that day and very hot. I am so disgusted, I almost don't want to go back to Disney!

...dude, this is too corny, even for ME...

 

[FergieTCat]

Oh, so I guess my emotions are just a game to you. I'm outa here. So long loosers! You don't have to worry because I won't ever bother all of you with my posts again!

Promises, promises!

Upon your grand entrance, I have a question. Does your son resemble you or his mother?