Girl Scout cookie sales start on the 16th!/Oprah and Tyra's final season!

[WDWKOOK]

When do we get the jumbo thread admonishment?

 

[Wall-E1]

A little off topic here, but with our experimental thread coming to an end, it appears that we will finish with 3750 posts, and over 45,000 views. And we did it all in just under five days. So, we have proven that using bait words does attract an audience. We had a few bumps along the way(our thread being locked 15 -20 times), but we overcame. We had some surprises(an obviously intoxicated tag fairy that was bestowing tags indiscriminately). So, as we move on to the next chapter, we should all take a moment to remember that it all started with plumber's crack.

 

[OK!]

She scares me. I actually have Bob's dvd's because I just couldn't handle the soul crushing screaming that I would have to endure while torturing my body into shape. Bob tortures my body in a much more pleasant and uplifting manner.

I will note that if I were a contestant on the show, I would pick Jillian as my trainer over Bob. She has never lost to him. It's always her contestants that win it all. I'll take those odds.

Her contestants win because they're terrified that if they don't, she'll rip their souls from their still-warm bodies and stomp them into oblivion, shrieking maniacally and stabbing a pointy finger into the faces of their corpses all the while.

 

[Wall-E1]

Okay kiddies,

Just a little update for all of you playing along - the new thread will be titled "Was this rude/wrong of me? - Just back from Disney". When we switch on over, let's not act like we know each other. Just respond to my post as if you had wandered into a stranger's thread. We're going for realism here. I don't want actors. I want performers. My behavior is abhorrent and I expect to see some shock and outrage from all of you. I want it to be so real that we even trick SilentCB1 into entering our thread once again. Let's seal up this thread first, which should not be too difficult, since my boy's plumber's crack is already sealed up. I'll be starting the new thread in just a little bit, so please store all loose items in the provided compartments below your seat and buckle your seat belts from left to right.

 

[PebblesMK]

A little off topic here, but with our experimental thread coming to an end, it appears that we will finish with 3750 posts, and over 45,000 views. And we did it all in just under five days. So, we have proven that using bait words does attract an audience. We had a few bumps along the way(our thread being locked 15 -20 times), but we overcame. We had some surprises(an obviously intoxicated tag fairy that was bestowing tags indiscriminately). So, as we move on to the next chapter, we should all take a moment to remember that it all started with plumber's crack.

It all started with you pool hopping!!! Putting your snowflake in danger. Bad, bad, dad.

On the otherhand, your "speech" sounded like one given right before the Titanic met it's fate with the ocean's floor.

 

[Wall-E1]

Her contestants win because they're terrified that if they don't, she'll rip their souls from their still-warm bodies and stomp them into oblivion, shrieking maniacally and stabbing a pointy finger into the faces of their corpses all the while.

And that'a what makes Jillian so heartwarming.

 

[PebblesMK]

Her contestants win because they're terrified that if they don't, she'll rip their souls from their still-warm bodies and stomp them into oblivion, shrieking maniacally and stabbing a pointy finger into the faces of their corpses all the while.

Not to mention that she'll scream "YOU'RE FAT BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE!!! ROAR"

 

[Wall-E1]

Here is the link to the new thread...
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?p=34882088#post34882088

Have a safe journey and know this. I shall never post on this thread again!

 

[Shmily1]

I have wonderful news for you. You did not miss it last night. The season premiere is tonight.

Awesome!! I can watch it in between the GT game tonight!! Thanks for clearing that up!

 

[Wall-E1]

Do you think that Tyra is just trying to be all like Oprah by announcing that she is retiring the same time Oprah is? I think that she is trying to steal some of Oprah's thunder. Thoughts... opinions...

 

[PebblesMK]

Okay kiddies,

Just a little update for all of you playing along - the new thread will be titled "Was this rude/wrong of me? - Just back from Disney". When we switch on over, let's not act like we know each other. Just respond to my post as if you had wandered into a stranger's thread. We're going for realism here. I don't want actors. I want performers. My behavior is abhorrent and I expect to see some shock and outrage from all of you. I want it to be so real that we even trick SilentCB1 into entering our thread once again. Let's seal up this thread first, which should not be too difficult, since my boy's plumber's crack is already sealed up. I'll be starting the new thread in just a little bit, so please store all loose items in the provided compartments below your seat and buckle your seat belts from left to right.

Will you be changing your picture so people will not know it's you?

 

[Wall-E1]

Will you be changing your picture so people will not know it's you?

Done!

 

[Wall-E1]

Apparently, we were mistaken. This thread lives on!!! First we broke the thread lock. Now we have broken the maximum thread limits. Is there no stopping us?

 

[PebblesMK]

Apparently, we were mistaken. This thread lives on!!! First we broke the thread lock. Now we have broken the maximum thread limits. Is there no stopping us?

There is no stopping us. I feel like maybe "We are the champions" needs to be playing in the background.

 

[Wall-E1]

There is no stopping us. I feel like maybe "We are the champions" needs to be playing in the background.

But now, my new thread will be a complete failure because this thread lives on. So there are tears of joy, as well as tears of sorrow.

 

[PolynesianLily]

Wooo hoo to you guys for breaking the limit!

 

[Wall-E1]

Wooo hoo to you guys for breaking the limit!

It's such a weird feeling knowing that we have broken the bonds of oppression and are tasting true freedom for the first time in our lives.

 

[PolynesianLily]

And apparently I brought the awkward silence along with me.

 

[PolynesianLily]

It's such a weird feeling knowing that we have broken the bonds of oppression and are tasting true freedom for the first time in our lives.

What DOES freedom taste like?

 

[Wall-E1]

What DOES freedom taste like?

Fried chicken