Kimberle
WL Vet
- Joined
- Jul 11, 2003
- Messages
- 11,771
> Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
> Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't
> taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from
> the party.
>
> As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
> Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
> is a couple of Aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And,
> next to them, a single red rose!
>
> Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean
> and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
> order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
> aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in
> the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the
> mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his
> wife in lipstick!:
>
> "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go get
> groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you,
> darling!" He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot
> breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is
> also at the table eating. Jack asks, "Son. what happened last night?"
>
> "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind.
> You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the
> hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
>
> Confused he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such
> perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table
> waiting for me?" His son replies,
>
> "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried
> to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm
> married!"
>
> Broken Coffee Table $39.99
>
> Hot Breakfast $4.20
>
> Two Aspirins 38 cents
>
> Saying the right thing at the right time.
>
> Priceless
