Gee Ricky, I'm sorry your mom blew up...

[Beastlover]

I love this movie!!

 

[cynsaun]

Go that way, really fast; if something gets in your way . . . turn.

 

[Beastlover]

Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.

 

[bananiem]

I want my two dollars!!!

 

[Beastlover]

Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watch "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?

 

[Rowena]

My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!

 

[Maleficent13]

This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

 

[Beastlover]

And dying when you're not really sick is really sick, you know. Really

 

[bananiem]

In honor of Monique I made all French foods..."Fraunch" toast....."Fraunch" fries...and "Fraunch" dressing.

 

[Beastlover]

That thing you gave me, it broke!

 

[Rowena]

And, to drink...Peru.

 

[cynsaun]

I'm telling you Lane, practically everybody in the state of Northern California is around this particular mountain, waiting to see one Lane Myer, tackle this totally untamed slope--dead or alive!

 

[luvmydogs]

"I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy."

Great movie!

 

[Beastlover]

Is he your main wienerman?

 

[cynsaun]

She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn't speak imbecile.

 

[luvmydogs]

Ah, come on! It's Christmas Eve! I could be home right now, drinking this *monster* eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid.

 

[crcormier]

"How you say, octopus?"

"TENTACLES!"

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Hey, Lane, I know this is a little strange with me being a cartoon and all, but I was wondering how you'd feel if I took out Beth?

 

[Beastlover]

What's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?

 

[Maleficent13]

It's got raisins in it...you like raisins.