Game: Speak only Seinfeld lines!

[Philharmagik]

"MENDLEBAUM MENDLEBAUM"

 

[Philharmagik]

"It's a show about nothing"

 

[jrydberg]

Really? You've never slipped one past the goalie in all these years?

 

[cynsaun]

Anything close to refuse is refuse!

 

[Philharmagik]

Hennagans, the no smell no tell scotch.

 

[stevenpensacola]

"He's reliable. He's considerate. He's like your exact opposite."
"So he's Bizarro Jerry."
"Bizarro Jerry?"
"Yeah, like Bizarro Superman, Superman's exact opposite, who lives in the backwards Bizarro world. Up is down, down is up, he says hello when he leaves, goodbye when he arrives."
"Shouldn't he say badbye? Isn't that the opposite of goodbye?"
"No, it's still goodbye."
"Does he live underwater?"
"No."
"Is he black?"
"Look, just forget the whole thing."


"I can't spend the rest of my life coming into this stinking apartment every ten minutes to pore over the excruciating minutia of every single daily event."

 

[stevenpensacola]

manure, it's a good word. first you got your "mah" then your "noor".

 

[Philharmagik]

Is that cashmere?

 

[shamrock bunch]

I know the chunky that left these Chunkies! Newman

 

[barbeml]

"He's got the Kavorka!!!"

 

[Jimbo]

Originally posted by Philharmagik
Snapple?

No, too fruity.

 

[luvmk]

"And now I'm driving the bus!"



Rachel

 

[Jolie C]

"You did all this for a pinky-toe?"
"Well, it's a valuable appendage."

 

[wishuponastarforever]

Where is my Thank You wave.
I WANT my thank you wave.

 

[PatriciaH]

STELLA!

 

[legs22]

Nip

 

[marymrg]

She just took credit for my salad.

 

[DCLuvinit]

Is anyone here a Marine Biologist?!

 

[rhanditresmom]

It's like a sauna in here!

 

[4greatboys]

"She's a sentence finisher. It's like dating Mad Libs."