Game Around The World

[Andrew DEREK UK]

BEJING where I saw the site for the 2008 Olimpics and had a Chonese meal ,before going into a ship on the Yellow Sea and east china sea to.................

 

[jns]

to Japan this made me so home sick for WDW that I just had to get on the first plane to the states ,but it did not go to florida instead we landed at ........................




BTW Andrew are you mapping our journey, I wonder how many air miles we have clocked up so far

 

[Claire L]

San Francisco after flying over the Golden Gate Bridge, we then went down to Fisherman's Wharf by cable car before heading off to...

 

[florida sun]

......San Francisco, where I got the tram to the dock and then caught a boat over to see Alcatraz, The tour guides there told me so many fasinating things about this prison, as I was stood outside looking up I noticed a hot air balloon land right next to the prison , so I jumped in and we took off to ...............................................................................

 

[jns]

but the gaurds stopped the Escape attempt
and we were put back in the cells again along with the Bird Man

so after i finished my time I got off to live life again, had a enough of the states for a while so headed down to Mexico

 

[Andrew DEREK UK]

So I am now going local in ACAPULCO spending all the air miles I have ernt, didnt think of it until it was suggested, I danced all night, swam with Dolphins, and jumped on a cruise ship called DISNEY MAGIC which was in port headed towards the Panama Canal, and I sat at dinner with Captain Mickey... then........

 

[florida sun]

.....there was a terrible storm and the captain annouced that we had to change course and head for Castaway Cay instead when we arrived the sun was shining and I went on the banana boat ride all by myself, unfortunatley the banana boat split up from the speed boat and with the current I then found myself heading towards.............

 

[Andrew DEREK UK]

Nassau in the bahamasa and hit the Atlantis resport, there I had a total rest and then went to a casino on the island with my last change and my luck was in again I won the jackpot of $1 millon, purchased a cruiser and sailed out into the Atlantic and some kind of triangle between burmuda and the bahamas when....................

 

[Andrew DEREK UK]

PS NOT PART OF THE STORY BUT BBC1 HAVE TAKEN THE RIGHTS TO THIS AND IT WILL REPLACE EASTENDERS SO EVERY NEW THREAD AT THE END YOU MUST GO BOOM BOOM BOOM TO START THE MUSIC!
So back to the Bermunda triangle....

 

[florida sun]

....I had been sailing for about an hour into the Bermuda Triangle when all of a sudden it went very dark and misty, for a brief moment I couldnt see a thing, I could only hear the sound of the ocean lapping around me. All of a sudden up ahead I could see a bright light, a light so piercing I had to cover my eyes, the wind started to howl, and I could then hear a distant screaming which seemed to get louder and louder and louder, I thought I felt something touch the back of my neck, I slowley turned around and.........

BOOM BOOM BOOM

 

[Andrew DEREK UK]

It was the Disney Magic coming back at me again the light was from Captain Mickey, he came back to save me from the triangle and took me back to Casterway Cay, the noice was the pirate deck party, where when I came onto land I bumped into a man who looked like me and I found out he was my long lost brother who i thought had died and had been living in Spain but had come back to avoid some nasty police charges, them

BOOM BOOM BOOM.........la la,, la la la.....

 

[florida sun]

...I said my fond farewells to my brother hopped back on the Disney Magic, it turned out I was the 1,000,000 person to arrived onboard so I was given a special pin and a party to celebrate, I asked the captain where we were setting sail to next and he told me.........

BOOM BOOM BOOM la la la la la la la , la la la la,la...........

 

[Andrew DEREK UK]

This is the first trans atlantic DCL cruise to the Med and its first stop will be the Canary islands, we had our dinner in Animators palate and so the show Goldern mickeys, then a hurriciane hit, I was thrown overboard, and fell into the sea, this time mickey didnt see it, but a little mermaid...

BOOM BOOM BOOM........

 

[florida sun]

....Called Ariel found me and led me safely to Grand Canaria, where she left me on the sandunes on the most fabulous beach I have seen, I walked to the promenade and thought as I needed money I would busk for a few euros and burst into song. I think the tourists loved me and it wasnt long before a wealthy guy in a big Jag drove up, approched me and said.........................................

BOOM BOOM BOOM

 

[Andrew DEREK UK]

Hi i am john Prescott on a freebie do you want ot buy a casino, and he offered something else which cannot be posted here without a moderator suspending me, Anyway I ran and ran and took a boat to Lansagrotty I mean Lanzarote where there was the worlds strongest man competition I entered and..... lost... ah well, where next.

Boom boom boom

 

[florida sun]

....thinking about it though the reason that I lost may have been because I was a woman, and the guys were just to strong for me however after roaming around Lanzarote for a few days busking , I had made enough money to buy a small rowing boat, so I decided to row over to Africa, once there I sold my boat, bought a bike and peddled to ........

BOOM BOOM BOOM

 

[Andrew DEREK UK]

Morroco, then onto the Sahara dessert, When I bump into Micheal Palin making one of his TV shows and have a chat with him about Phython etc, then I realise actualy its a mirage and I am dying of thurst and in the middle of knowear in the Dessert, suddently, a Camel comes along, it looks like it has the hump, as its in a bad mood, but on its.........

BOOM BOOM BOOM,

 

[florida sun]

....back its carrying a six pack of Carling, I cant believe my luck and open a can straight away, yum, fantastic, I hop aboard the camel with my now 5 pack firmly by my side and head into Marakesh market, I manage to find myself a wonderful rug and some real leather suitcases, so I pack up my case and head off to.................................

BOOM BOOM BOOM

 

[Andrew DEREK UK]

The hotel, but I drop the rug, standing on it to sort this out it starts to fly across the sky over the town and lands, its a Magical carpet and it takes me to a big cave in the middle of no where, I hear a voice stay, get off my carpet, its.....

BOOM BOOM BOOM,

 

[florida sun]

.........Aladdin, I cant quite believe this and look to make sure that I have only drunk the 2 cans out of my six pack and no more, he asks me how I came about having his carpet and I explained how I bought it in Marekesh. He then says he will give me a lift to wherever I want to go as long as he can have his carpet back, so I decide its time to check out St Tropaz for some fun and sunshine. When I get there I give Aladdin my thanks, and walk along the front, when I realise they are filming a movie starring.............................

BOOM BOOM BOOM