Funny things kids say

[snowball22]

My dd is in Safety Patrol at school. There is a boy in her patrol who is always late. The teacher who was fed up finally asked the boy why he was always late. The boy said in front of all the kids,"I am always late because my dad spends his mornings in the CRAPPER and I can never get him out to take me to school on time". My daughter said everyone laughed so hard that they all had tears in their eyes.

 

[Saffron]

You never know what or when kids are going to say what they're going to say.