Funny teacher names. Some poor teacher's should change their names

[Disney1fan2002]

I had a teacher in Jr. High his name was Mr. Cafardo. Let's just say, a school full of 12,13, and 14yo went a looooong way with that name!

In elementary school, our principal was Mr. Skinner. He was bald. Nickname? Skinball Skinner.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

We had a Mr. Yankee. In and of itself, not too funny...but somehow everyone ending up calling him "Mr. Yank Me."

He had a Mr. Rogers voice, too. Everyone made fun of him. To this day I feel badly about that. He was a nice man, when I think about it.

 

[Bearvet]

Many, many years ago in our elementary school there was a 2nd grade teacher named Mrs. Titsworth - I kid you not. My mom always said that she couldn't teach any higher grade level because the kids would understand the name. I haven't thought about her in years!

 

[glass- slippers]

DH went to a Catholic elementary school and his first grade teacher was an old nun, her name was Ms. Meanie. She was the whack them with a ruler type. Poor DH, he failed first grade.

 

[minkydog]

My 3rd grade teacher,Mrs. Bush. She wore her hair up in a large bun. I drew a picture of her with her hair as a bush, and a bird's nest in it. That was the end of my budding cartooning career. She sent me to the principal's office.

 

[ThatNiceComputerLady]

Second grade, Miss Dickensheets. No joke. Lovely woman, six feet tall with fire red hair. She was a great teacher and was quite popular.

I heard she married. Wonder if she kept her maiden name.

 

[J.C.&ALI'SMOM]

There was a teacher in my elementary school whose first name was Ivel..."Evil Ivel".

 

[Disney1fan2002]

My 3rd grade teacher,Mrs. Bush. She wore her hair up in a large bun. I drew a picture of her with her hair as a bush, and a bird's nest in it. That was the end of my budding cartooning career. She sent me to the principal's office.

 

[Beth76]

My 5th grade teacher was Miss Budde, pronounced--you guessed it--"Booty". There's a teacher at my son's school Miss Heine. Now, admittedly, I have never heard it aloud so I don't know how it's pronounced. But, I have a guess.

 

[CathrynRose]

I posted it before - but the thread got removed after people got funny errrr, I mean inappropriate.

Ummmm - should I try it again?

DONT SAY ANYTHING FUNNY OR INAPPROPRIATE ABOUT IT!!!

This is my High School'ers new principal! LOL!

 

[Disney1fan2002]

I posted it before - but the thread got removed after people got funny errrr, I mean inappropriate.

Ummmm - should I try it again?

DONT SAY ANYTHING FUNNY OR INAPPROPRIATE ABOUT IT!!!

This is my High School'ers new principal! LOL!

 

[jennyl772003]

In highschool, the gym teachers name was Ms. Diechl (Long I, ch=K sound) She was a bit butch looking, and there were rumors. I actually heard that after I graduated she came out. I have no idea if that is really true or not.

 

[CanBeGrumpy]

My son's first preschool teacher was Miss Susie. All I could think of was the song "Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, Miss Susie went to heaven......"

 

[Robmom]

My 6th Grade teacher's name was Mrs. Dick. I never said her name out loud then!

 

[missypie]

My worst was a college teacher named Dr. Balls. Not "Ball"..."Balls."

Here is a sweet story: I had a client with the last name of "Dick." He had a couple of kids. When his daughter went to middle school, the teasing was terrible, so my client went to court and changed everyone's name to "Dickson." Isn't that a nice thing for a father to do?

 

[ericamanda01]

My home economics teachers name was Miss. Hair. She was such a neat freak, we had to clean out every drop of water from the sink before we were aloud to leave the class room.

 

[CathrynRose]

My worst was a college teacher named Dr. Balls. Not "Ball"..."Balls."

Here is a sweet story: I had a client with the last name of "Dick." He had a couple of kids. When his daughter went to middle school, the teasing was terrible, so my client went to court and changed everyone's name to "Dickson." Isn't that a nice thing for a father to do?

Yeah - it really is.

I think I would have took it a step further.... Smith.

 

[mom2boys]

My son's middle school guidance counselor is "Mr. Butts". His wife is also a guidance counselor at the school. "Mrs. Butts" became pregnant last year. Imagine the jokes about the "little butt"

 

[MI mom of 3]

The worst I have heard was the music teacher when my oldest was in elementary.

Her name was Ms Beaver. Then she got married and decided to hyphenate, not good!!!


She became Mrs. Beaver-Hunter

 

[Jonas Grumby]

My son's first preschool teacher was Miss Susie. All I could think of was the song "Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, Miss Susie went to heaven......"

I know this is totally off topic- but I was trying so hard just yesterday to remember the words of this song! A friend of mine had never heard of it before, but all I could remember of it was something about "she slipped upon the grass" or something like that. I always think it's funny when you think of something that you haven't thought of in YEARS, and soon after that you hear about it from somewhere else!

Oh and BTW, in high school we had a teacher named Mr. Dudar (horrible, mean person). We would always sing "Camptown races sing this song- DUDAR! DUDAR! But then one day a student not in the class stuck his head in the door and shouted- What's up Mr. Doo Doo! and then ran off. But what made it so funny was Mr. Dudar starts to run after him shouting "That is not my name! That is not my name!" We of course were rolling on the floor!