Funny teacher names. Some poor teacher's should change their names

[sammielynn]

My children had a PE teacher named Ineta P. Moore. When she tells her name full name she always uses the P.

 

[missypie]

My high school guidance counselor was also Mr. Butts.

I'm amazed that some of these guys ever get married. I admire the women who can look past the name. I know a guy with the last name of "Crapster." He's the nicest guy you'd ever want to meet, but I'm sure I would have been so shallow that I never would have dated him!

 

[missypie]

No one has posted yet on German/Jewish names. I heard once on NPR that years and years ago, Germans made all the Jews buy German last names. The rich ones got names like "Rosenbloom"; the poor ones were assigned last names that were offensive/vulgar. Can anybody confirm this?

 

[100 acre wood]

In late middle school we had a teacher with the last name of Dick, I kid you not. his first name started with H and ended with Y.....WHAT A TERRIBLE MONIKER TO ESTO UPON A POOR CHILD< who knows what his parents were thinking when they picked that one?

My Dh wentto college with a poor kid whose name was Mike Hunt. It looks innocuos until one says first and last name together....I have no idea where these parents come up with these monikers, but were that me, I'd be canging my name when I became old enough

 

[MareQ]

We had a Mr. Eugene Liv****s - - Health Teacher

 

[Cindy B]

My last name rhymes with a female body part (think a Seinfield episode). When I teach the upper grades, I go my Ms. B. In fact I had to write up an 8th grade student because he was saying the rhymed word with accompanying hand motions.

When I do the younger kids, I go by my full name.

 

[MareQ]

We had a Mr. Eugene Liv****s - - Health Teacher

BAA HAA HAAA It's editing me - that would be LIVSHI.........

 

[Shugardrawers]

My 7th grade history teacher was Mr. Raper

Over the years I've had several teachers and school admins that names relating to bodily parts/functions and I felt so bad for them. They knew they were sitting ducks and were helpless. My brother is an art teacher and our last name was Sollenberger. The first day of class he informs the kids he's gone all his life with that name being twisted around and made fun of in every conceivable way. He lists a few and then asks that they try to show some compassion. They won't make fun of his name and he won't make fun of theirs. It seems to work he says. But then, my brother's name isn't Harry Butz or Richard Head either.

 

[minnieandme]

I posted it before - but the thread got removed after people got funny errrr, I mean inappropriate.

Ummmm - should I try it again?

DONT SAY ANYTHING FUNNY OR INAPPROPRIATE ABOUT IT!!!

This is my High School'ers new principal! LOL!

 

[sugarpie]

Mr. Rotte, pronounced rot.

First name, Richard. Dick for short.

Dick Rotte.

It actually took us a while to figure that one out, but it was absolutely hilarious once we did.

 

[becjlek]

I had a high school Spanish teacher, Dick Aycock.

 

[nja33]

In second grade we had a rhyme for 2 of our teachers: Mrs. Weiss is nice, Ms. Driller is a killer. Neither are very odd but the rhyme was always amusing to us.

I think I'm just gonna start a list because I pulled out my middle school year book and there were a lot, now that I look. So here goes:

Ms. Dodi
Ms. Dragon
Mr. Fornadel
Ms. Horsley
Mr. LoNigro
Ms. Nester
Mr. Pense
Ms. Bugge
Ms. Dux
Ms. Pal
Ms. Wortman

That was just middle school. While a lot of those might not sound strange to a normal adult, to 10-13 year olds they do.

High School, we had the best one though. Our choir teacher was Mr. Updegraf. We fondly referred to him as Mr. Up-the-***

 

[olena]

My 10th grade English teacher was Coach Richard Weed and he went by Dick. Easy pickings! I'm not kidding either. When I did my student teaching there and encountered him as a faculty member, he told me to call him Dick. It was awkward.

 

[tammyg]

My sons first grade teacher was Miss Booty. He couldn't even say her name with out laughing for about 2 weeks.

 

[Princess Mindy]

My college roomate got married and then got a job being an art teacher. Her new married name?

Mrs. Teets

try holding that down in an elementary school classroom

 

[TheDisneyTraveler06]

Second grade, Miss Dickensheets. No joke. Lovely woman, six feet tall with fire red hair. She was a great teacher and was quite popular.

I heard she married. Wonder if she kept her maiden name.

Oh. My. Goodness!

 

[twojo21]

i had a teacher in high school named mrs. bean who was hispanic & the kids did make fun of this. i also had a teacher named mr. *** needless to say what the kids said.

 

[Beckysc]

My 3rd grade teacher was Mrs. Pigg. It wouldn't have been bad except she was a rather large lady. She was one really fantastic teacher.

 

[barkley]

my kids just started going to a new doctor-personaly i think given his name he made the right choice in selecting pediatrics over say proctology as a specialty-his name is 'dr. nutter'.

no terrible teacher names personaly, but dd had a preschool teacher who was a bit of a pita and dd would come home muttering her name 'togar!'-dh and i flashed back to 'rock and roll highschool'

 

[mamacatnv]

Jr. High English teacher, very prim with her hair in a severe bun:
Miss. Falkowski

My DD's teaching team now:
Mr. & Mrs. Poppenhagen whom my DH keeps calling the Copenhagens

The head of ROTC at the high school:
Colonel Quesenberry

off topic: My Dad had a Dr. when I was a teenager who was built like a beachball, short and very round and his name was Dr. Short!