Funny stories kids have told their teachers about family

[Disney1fan2002]

It was kind of embarrassing when it happened, but I can laugh about it now.

When my DS was in 1st grade, he would bring home those Scholastic Book order forms. Since I have been buying books for the kids since they were infants, my house is FULL of books. Not to mention, I usually let them pick out a book to buy anytime we are at Wal-Mart. So, I would put the book orders in the trash. My son would occasionally ask me if he could order from it, and I would tell him "I have no money" (translated means, I spend enough money on books).

So, one day he comes home with a book order form, and tells me "Mom, Mrs H said that if we have no money, I can still order some books. You just need to write her a letter."

I wanted to DIE! I could just imagine him explaining to his teacher how badly he would like to order some books, but "my mom says we have no money".

He is is 3rd grade now, and yes, I have order from scholastic about 4 times this year!

 

[BabyTigger99]

My cousin goes to our church, and when she was little, she used to amuse herself by drawing on the bulletin during church. She must have been about 5 when this happened. She was drawing people while the organ was playing the prelude at the beginning of church. She leaned over and told me that they were too hard to draw. I told her to just draw some stick people then. At that moment, the perlude ended and everything was silent in church until my cousin said "You mean draw them with no clothes on???" Even the minister couldn't keep from smiling!!

 

[isyne4u]

This was yesterday. I have a middle school student (special ed) who is deaf and has a variety of other issues including autism. He is not very verbal (meaning in sign language) with us so when we get conversation from him we encourage him to tell us as much as he can. Well, yesterday was a little tmi. He told us that his sister was kissing her boy friend (sis is 17). So we nodded and decided we didn't want to persue this one but he decided we needed to know the rest. He then proceeded to tell us how he opened the bedroom door and saw his sister kissing the boy friend but they had no clothes on !!! I now have to call mom and let her know this is what he is telling us. I'm so looking forward to that conversation!

tara

 

[Disney1fan2002]

This was yesterday. I have a middle school student (special ed) who is deaf and has a variety of other issues including autism. He is not very verbal (meaning in sign language) with us so when we get conversation from him we encourage him to tell us as much as he can. Well, yesterday was a little tmi. He told us that his sister was kissing her boy friend (sis is 17). So we nodded and decided we didn't want to persue this one but he decided we needed to know the rest. He then proceeded to tell us how he opened the bedroom door and saw his sister kissing the boy friend but they had no clothes on !!! I now have to call mom and let her know this is what he is telling us. I'm so looking forward to that conversation!

tara

This is none of my business, but why do you need to call the mom? Is the boy traumatized by seeing his sister with no clothes on, or are you calling to "tell" on the 17 yo?

 

[MrsKreamer]

My dad told me this story...

When I was 3-5 or so, whenever my parents took me to the store I would ask for a toy. When they would tell me no, I would start yelling that I was being kidnapped. (he could be making this all up, b/c I don't remember this at all ) So one day at Walmart, to get back at me, my mom asked me to hold her purse. As soon as I took it, she started screaming that I stole her purse . He said I never pulled the kidnapped stuff, ever again. And people wonder why I have problems!

 

[KEH]

These are really funny. If it's any consolation my children's teacher told me when they started at school, "If you promise not to believe half of what they tell you happens at school, I promise not to believe half of what they tell me goes on at home."

 

[DStar4cup]

When my oldest daughter was about 3yrs old we were at the mall. We had decided that we were going to eat chicken. There was a McDonalds in the mall that she saw and they had a play ground. Now this child was always very tiny and today at 17 is only 4'11. Anyway she decides she wants to go play at the play ground and we tell her no we are going to eat Chicken. She then throws herself to the floor in the middle of the mall and starts screaming you guys never feed me. Me and my husband just walked away from her and stopped alittle ways from her and watched. When she realized that she wasn't going to get her way she jumped up and acted like nothing ever happened!

 

[LuvN~Travel]

My cousin goes to our church, and when she was little, she used to amuse herself by drawing on the bulletin during church. She must have been about 5 when this happened. She was drawing people while the organ was playing the prelude at the beginning of church. She leaned over and told me that they were too hard to draw. I told her to just draw some stick people then. At that moment, the perlude ended and everything was silent in church until my cousin said "You mean draw them with no clothes on???" Even the minister couldn't keep from smiling!!

Those church bulletins can get you can't they? When I was about five, my Mom was trying to entertain me in church one Sunday. She had drawn a little dog on the bulletin that looked like my Grandmother's dog. Well Prissy (the dog) had just had puppies. That picture didn't look right to me apparently so I took the program and added teats to the dog! My mom still has that bulletin floating around somewhere.
Kim

 

[Kasmir]

This is none of my business, but why do you need to call the mom? Is the boy traumatized by seeing his sister with no clothes on, or are you calling to "tell" on the 17 yo?

Please help me to understand why either one of these things would be a problem.

 

[remyandhollandsmommy]

The day I had Holly (c-section) DH brought Remy up to the hospital to see me and her new sister. I had explained about the surgery to her previously and even showed her the incision. We got a phone call from her teacher a few days later to tell us congrats and tell us a little story about Remy. When she returned to school she explained to her teacher that her sister was born when the doctor cut her out of my stomach. Which didn't sound too bad until her teacher said that Remy had then proceded to explain how most babies were born out of their mom's butt and how thankful she was that her sister didn't have to deal with that. Apparently Remy had seen an episode of 'A Baby Story' and didn't fully understand about the "openings down there" LOL. The teacher thought I would get a laugh out of it (oh did I) and that I might want to explain a few things to Remy .

 

[MizTink]

This is none of my business, but why do you need to call the mom? Is the boy traumatized by seeing his sister with no clothes on, or are you calling to "tell" on the 17 yo?

 

[HomeSweetDisney]

The day I had Holly (c-section) DH brought Remy up to the hospital to see me and her new sister. I had explained about the surgery to her previously and even showed her the incision. We got a phone call from her teacher a few days later to tell us congrats and tell us a little story about Remy. When she returned to school she explained to her teacher that her sister was born when the doctor cut her out of my stomach. Which didn't sound too bad until her teacher said that Remy had then proceded to explain how most babies were born out of their mom's butt and how thankful she was that her sister didn't have to deal with that. Apparently Remy had seen an episode of 'A Baby Story' and didn't fully understand about the "openings down there" LOL. The teacher thought I would get a laugh out of it (oh did I) and that I might want to explain a few things to Remy .

Out of the butt?! Ouch! I sure hope you cleared that up for her

 

[HagalasAett]

We have cousins in the family that are really only half siblings so once the boy (5) told his Teacher that is sister (5) wasn't his twin because only Half of her is related to the family...

 

[isyne4u]

This is none of my business, but why do you need to call the mom? Is the boy traumatized by seeing his sister with no clothes on, or are you calling to "tell" on the 17 yo?

It's not that I necessarily want to tell on the 17 yo. I don't care what she does, but as a teacher it is my responsibility to ensure that the parent knows if the child is seeing something inappropriate. What she does with the information is none of my business, nor do I care to know how she handles it.

tara

 

[Kasmir]

It's not that I necessarily want to tell on the 17 yo. I don't care what she does, but as a teacher it is my responsibility to ensure that the parent knows if the child is seeing something inappropriate. What she does with the information is none of my business, nor do I care to know how she handles it.

tara

That's an excellent response.

 

[MrsKreamer]

When my cousin was 6 or 7 he and his friend from the neighborhood were always getting into trouble. One day they threw a stink bomb into someone's hot tub. The neighbors made them scrub the tub until it was clean! The funnier one was when they took a little wagon and went around the street picking up everyone's newspaper. Then they went back door to door and sold them for 50 cents a peice Just to let you know the other kid was always scheming and my cousin eventually grew up and out of the relationship.

 

[grlpwrd]

It's not that I necessarily want to tell on the 17 yo. I don't care what she does, but as a teacher it is my responsibility to ensure that the parent knows if the child is seeing something inappropriate. What she does with the information is none of my business, nor do I care to know how she handles it.

tara

Thank you for being a caring, involved teacher. On this note I kind of wonder if his sister thinks she can get away with certain things since he may not be able to verbalize/sign well or what not.

Back to the topic... nothing embarrassing for us, though, I may just not know about them - yet. lol

 

[MerryPoppins]

My DS used to throw a fit if I didn't buy him something. He'd say "I want my mommy!" Which sounded like I was stealing the child.

When I was pregnant with DD, we told DS we had placed an "order" with God for a baby and that it was growing inside of me. I thought that would help him understand the wait, because he was familiar with mail order. He was sure that he only wanted a girl. I assured him that we'd like that too, but we'd take whatever God sent us. When I was about 8 months along, he told me before one visit to the OBGYN to tell the doctor if a boy came out, to just put it back. My doc laughed and said he only takes them out, never puts them back in. LOL! Thank goodness it was a girl!

When I taught preschool, a three-year-old eyed my pregnant belly and asked is there a baby under there? I said yes, so she quickly lifted my shirt up and asked where it was strapped on.

 

[MrsKreamer]

My little cousin, she was 1-2 whenI was pregnant, did the same thing. She kept lifting up my shirt to see where the baby was.

My grandmother told me when she brought my uncle home from the hospital my mom took one look and said "EWWWW he's ugly, can't you exchange him for a prettier one!" I have seen the pictures, he wasn't too pretty

 

[Danauk]

I have lots of these stories as I have taught 7 - 11 year olds for many years. One of my 8 year old girls told the class that her mum was grouchy today as she was ovulating (she overheard her dad say it). I had another story about how one boy spent the evening at the local ER as his dad was not wearing underpants and caught his errr manhood in his zip!!