Funny stories kids have told their teachers about family

[snowball22]

A couple of years ago, a boy in my dd's class was late getting to school and the teacher asked him why he was late. The boy said, "I was late getting to school because my dad wouldn't get off the crapper."

 

[DISshopkeeper]

When our kids were in nursery school once they sent a booklet home for Father's Day. They had interviewed the kids about their Dads. Some of the comments were like:

He's 10 feet tall
He's 107 years old
He has hair everywhere but his head.

But the BEST was a friend of mine's DD told them that

Sometimes Daddy takes naps in the daytime. Sometimes Mommy naps too. Then they take a shower.

We HOWLED!!! It took them a LONG time to stop hearing about that!

 

[ckret01]

I used to work at a nursery school when I first gratuated high school. I was sitting next to this 3 yr old little boy when he grabbed my chest and said "My Mommy has these"

 

[HomeSweetDisney]

When my cousin and I were little (I was about 7 and she was 6) my grandpa used to tell us that he was from England. Now, keep in mind we are of Mexican descent. But being 7 and 6 respectively we didn't know better. At school one day, my teacher was talking about the Queen of England and I said "I'll ask my grandpa if he knows her cause he's from England!" She looked sooooo confused and when she asked my mom about it at a parent-teacher conference my mom couldn't stop laughing. And this isn't a teacher thing but we went to Uvalde, Tx (which is where he's really from) and grandma said "girls this is where your grandpa grew up" and my cousin goes "We're in England?!"

 

[disykat]

When I was in college dong an observation, a first grader told the class "my sister started her period today" for show and tell.

 

[lulugirl]

Dd was 4 when she announced to her preschool class that mommy and daddy are "hard at work trying to make a baby".
We have a five month old Ds.........

 

[HomeSweetDisney]

Dd was 4 when she announced to her preschool class that mommy and daddy are "hard at work trying to make a baby".
We have a five month old Ds.........

 

[wenbel]

I taught kindergarten and once when a State Trooper visited us, one of my students shared with us that her mommy had "some of those things" ( referring to his handcuffs). She said she found them in mommy and daddy's secret drawer. I couldn't keep a straight face. The hardest part was I worked with her parents at the time.

 

[ADisneygirl]

I have heard lots of funny things in the past few years. But the most recent thing to come to my mind upon reading this thread happened on Monday. A fourth grade girl in reading group asked me how old I was. I replied that it wasn't polite to ask ladies their age when they grow up. This did not deter her, and the rest of the group began asking me and also talking about their own parents' ages. This girl said to me that she thought I was older than her mom. Then she added that her mom was 23. I tried not to react, knowing that this was a 10 year old girl, so mom had to be 13 when she was born. She then added " oh, my mom was a teenager when I was born. And my dad was too -- he was only 14. My stepdad is older -- he is 27."

Some things I just don't know how to respond to. I simply said "oh, ok. Let's turn to page......"

 

[Kasmir]

My mom never forgets to remind me (often at inopportune moments) what I did to her:

When I was in kindergarten (about a million years ago), my teacher asked us to draw a snow scene for homework. Well, after I went home that evening, while my mom was taking a nap, I got VERY creative and made a bee-u-tee-full snow scene with strangely oblong snowmen and a veritable blizzard of snow.

The next day, when the teacher sent it home with a note praising my creativity, my mother wanted to die.

I had a created a snow scene and colored it in great detail - by sticking about two dozen maxi pads to a piece of construction paper.

Nice, huh?

My mom kept it.

 

[crz4mm2]

When DD was in preschool they each had to do a family poster complete with pictures of the family including pets. Each child was asked their favorite things, colors etc. One of the questions was 'your favorite place to visit as a family'. DD said "Jacks" Which was the local discount store!!!!! Guess that is the place we went most often~! LOL.

Cathy

 

[HomeSweetDisney]

My mom never forgets to remind me (often at inopportune moments) what I did to her:

When I was in kindergarten (about a million years ago), my teacher asked us to draw a snow scene for homework. Well, after I went home that evening, while my mom was taking a nap, I got VERY creative and made a bee-u-tee-full snow scene with strangely oblong snowmen and a veritable blizzard of snow.

The next day, when the teacher sent it home with a note praising my creativity, my mother wanted to die.

I had a created a snow scene and colored it in great detail - by sticking about two dozen maxi pads to a piece of construction paper.

Nice, huh?

My mom kept it.

That's WAY better than my England story!

 

[LindsayDunn228]

My cousin teaches first grade. One of her student's mother gave birth to a baby boy. Shelly (my cousin) tried numerous times to find out this child's name (conversing with the kid). All all student would tell her is "My baby's brother's name is Stitch." LOL

 

[orangeblossom]

These are so funny.

 

[dmslush]

When my dd was in Kindergarten, I had bought a new flea collar for our cat. This was not unusual, we have always had cats and I had always bought them flea collars. Shelby goes to school and tells her teacher this big story about how we have tons of fleas in the house and it is the cat's fault.

 

[DisneyVillain]

When my youngest was 4, he forgot to bring anything for show and tell, so he stood in front of the class and told them about his "dead body book". He said his mommy and daddy had given him a book with pictures of dead bodies.

When he told us this, we knew we had to stop in the next day to explain his "dead body book". It was a recent issue of National Geographic, with an article about newly discovered mummies in Peru. We didn't realize that he considered it his. His teacher was relieved to hear the explaination.

 

[dis4me]

After a bridal shower in which we were teasing my sister about finally getting married after living with her so for a year, My dd told the preschool teachers that her aunt was getting married so she wasn't going to live in sin anymore.

 

[live4christp1]

When DS was in kindergarten (he goes to a Christian school that is a wee bit strict, used to me more so than now, no movie theaters, etc.) he told the teacher that his mom and dad were watching that "Rings" movie (Lord of the Rings) and that he told them it wasn't pleasing to Jesus and that they should turn it off but they wouldn't.

 

[live4christp1]

Last year in first grade we were on a field trip to a local Audoboun Society, all about Christmas past (pioneer times), well we get to this old log house with a shingle roof and the lady is talking about how when it was dry outside you would have sunlight come in through the cracks in the roof and then when it rained the shingles would get wet and expand and block the cracks. DS looks at his teacher and says "that's what kind of house we live in". We do live in a NEW log house, we DO NOT have a shingle roof with cracks in it. I thought I would die.

 

[mickeyboat]

DDs and I wore necklaces on St. Patrick's day - theirs had a Shamrock on the end, mine had a beer mug. When I got to school to pick her up, the teacher asked me where my beer sign was.

My other DD's teacher is PG and my girls have been asking a lot of questions, especially about how the baby will be coming out. I answered them with an age-appropriate explanation. The teacher told me while we were watching our kids at gymnastics class that she was tickled when Hannah told her that the baby would be popping out through her birth canal.

Denae