Funny Signs

[Master Mason]

I was driving back home from my Oldest Boy's graduation a couple of weeks ago and we stopped at a service station in a little town out in the sticks for a rest stop. I was looking around while I was waiting and saw this sign, it cracked me up, so I took a picture of it. Let's see your amuzing signs

The reason for the sign was the service station also sold fried chicken that actually smelled wonderful, but we had just eaten lunch so I didn't try any.

 

[Groucho]

"...and so will you!"

I saw a homeless (or at least poor) guy by an expressway offramp a couple days ago, holding the usual folded carboard sign. "Entire family killed by ninjas - need money for karate lessons." I think I've seen that joke before elsewhere, but even so, I have to give him credit for trying to be a little creative with his panhandling.

 

[Master Mason]

"...and so will you!"

I saw a homeless (or at least poor) guy by an expressway offramp a couple days ago, holding the usual folded carboard sign. "Entire family killed by ninjas - need money for karate lessons." I think I've seen that joke before elsewhere, but even so, I have to give him credit for trying to be a little creative with his panhandling.

The best panhandling sign I ever saw was coming out of a Giants game. The guy's sign read "I won't lie to you, it's for beer" He was getting a lot of people droping some coin in his cup too.

 

[cathy0124]

This one is from the walking trail in our development - it weaves thru the golf course.

 

[miami]

Nassau, Bahamas

 

[william4192]

subscribing

 

[jfulcer]

Didn't take it, but this thread made me immediately think of that town in the UK... Now what's it's name?

 

[manning]

I was driving back home from my Oldest Boy's graduation a couple of weeks ago and we stopped at a service station in a little town out in the sticks for a rest stop. I was looking around while I was waiting and saw this sign, it cracked me up, so I took a picture of it. Let's see your amuzing signs

The reason for the sign was the service station also sold fried chicken that actually smelled wonderful, but we had just eaten lunch so I didn't try any.

Unfortunately I never got the picture, but there was a gas station in our area that sold hot dogs and the sign read

"Eat here and get gas"

 

[PhotobearSam]

I TRIED to get it but we were driving...This one cracks my DH up. He is shocked by these types of billboards as they would NEVER happen in Canada but we saw 5 in the South.


Vasectomy anyone?

 

[neojacksparrow]

15,000 wow...

 

[fortheluvofpooh]

 

[DVC Jen]

I was driving back home from my Oldest Boy's graduation a couple of weeks ago and we stopped at a service station in a little town out in the sticks for a rest stop. I was looking around while I was waiting and saw this sign, it cracked me up, so I took a picture of it. Let's see your amuzing signs

The reason for the sign was the service station also sold fried chicken that actually smelled wonderful, but we had just eaten lunch so I didn't try any.

OK that seriously made me laugh out loud. This is going to be a FUN thread.

 

[Blessed99]

I don't have a picture, but a local gentlemans club had a sign advertising to come see their 14 beautiful ladies and 2 ugly ones.

Can't remember the exact wording, but was too funny!

Great thread!

 

[Gdad]

15,000 wow...

30,000 wow...

 

[Groucho]

I TRIED to get it but we were driving...This one cracks my DH up. He is shocked by these types of billboards as they would NEVER happen in Canada but we saw 5 in the South.


Vasectomy anyone?

That guy's had over 15,000 vasectomies? He must be really, really sore!

Just one should be enough for anyone!

 

[PhotobearSam]

At Universal...

Other signs...

I love this one.

 

[spacerangerqueen]

I took these on a road trip from Orlando to Birmingham. They appeared one after the other in this order and were probably funnier if you were in the car with us, but oh well...