well mine was just "Hey I Heard they were selling lifes down the street.. you should go get yourself on " i thought it was mean so now mine is "Well Hello There" i need to change it soon
I love the signatures that say "If life gives you lemons,..." One of the funniest ones I saw was "If life gives you coffee, spill it on your pants and feel the burn!" That one just made my day, especially since I'm a coffee drinker.