Funny Food Warning Labels.

[DawnCt1]

I have fresh raspberries with yogurt every morning, and this week I had to buy a different brand. I opened the cover and there was a warning label;
"WASH BEFORE EATING; full of antioxidants". Antioxidants are supposed to be a good thing, but you wouldn't know it from the label.

 

[ead79]

At first I thought you meant that your raspberry yogurt had instructions to wash it, and I was busy trying to figure out how on earth they expect you to wash yogurt. Sheesh, sometimes I amaze even myself.

 

[cristit14]

At first I thought you meant that your raspberry yogurt had instructions to wash it, and I was busy trying to figure out how on earth they expect you to wash yogurt. Sheesh, sometimes I amaze even myself.

Don't feel bad, I thought the same thing.

 

[DawnCt1]

At first I thought you meant that your raspberry yogurt had instructions to wash it, and I was busy trying to figure out how on earth they expect you to wash yogurt. Sheesh, sometimes I amaze even myself.

That would be pretty messy. Let me clarify; fresh raspberries.

 

[paintnolish]

fruit roll ups said (last time I looked)- remove from cellophane before eating. Thanks!

 

[LadyyRedd]

Not for people, but I bought my cat some treats a while ago - like 9 lives or something. And on the back of the package it said "Only for internal use" or something along those lines. Like I was going to smear it on his back or something!

Kimya

 

[DawnCt1]

Not for people, but I bought my cat some treats a while ago - like 9 lives or something. And on the back of the package it said "Only for internal use" or something along those lines. Like I was going to smear it on his back or something!

Kimya

 

[tzolkin]

I don't know if they still make this stuff, but I remember in the 90's they made chips (I think they were called WOW) with olestra in them that had a warning label on the bag that consuming them "may cause anal leakage." I was in HS at the time. We just thought that was the most hilarious thing ever.

 

[1rockinmamato2]

Well, this morning I went to the fridge to get some regular ol' cow's milk. In my groggy state, I looked at the label and it read "From cows." And I was all, like, wahhh???

And you know like, in those few seconds I was thinking...well, yeah it comes from cows, that's silly, what in the world? Then, I blinked and read the rest on the next line..."not given rBGH."

 

[veraletta]

My husband works for a bakery and they have on the package of rolls that before you cook in the oven "to remove rolls from package before baking"
As someone left the plastic packaging on the rolls and cook them.

 

[C.Ann]

The ones on other types of products are the ones that really make me shake my head (although I know they are done for liability issues)..

Chain Saw: "Do not attempt to operate this machinery while standing on it.."

Curling Iron: "Do not insert appliance into any human orifices.."

Ceiling Fan: "Attach to ceiling before operating.."

 

[1rockinmamato2]

Ceiling Fan: "Attach to ceiling before operating.."

WHAHAHA!!! I'm just envisioning that one.

 

[sorul82?]

Curling Iron: "Do not insert appliance into any human orifices.."

But animal orifices are ok?

 

[Darcy03231]

Box of dishwasher soap: Not for internal consumption.

Iron I bought recently: Do not iron clothing on body.