Funny Complaints

[lbus42]

Found this article on another board about some interesting complaints from some cruisers.

http://pin.it/twMGc4y

 

[Tractortom]

I like the last one about no one willing to install a window on an interior cabin! She needs to cruise with Disney next time for a magic porthole in her interior cabin, and everything would be good.

 

[Simba's Mom]

Gotta admit, there are some funny complaints. DS worked for a major cruise line (But not Disney) for almost 5 years-his top one was when people would demand a full refund when one port, on one day of a 2 week cruise was fogged in, or otherwise not able to be accessed. People would invariably say "The only reason we took this cruise was to see [whatever the port was that they couldn't see]" As DS used to think (but not say), "If you're willing to spend all that money to see [the one port] just fly there for 2 weeks."

 

[PrincessShmoo]

Found this article on another board about some interesting complaints from some cruisers.

http://pin.it/twMGc4y

Sadly, can't open the link without a password.

But, if I had a guess, I would say it's the standard "Funny Complaints by cruise passengers" list that's been around for years (many of which the cruise director repeats at some point in the cruise):
What would happen if I flushed a ship toilet while still sitting on it?
Does the crew sleep on board?
Why is the microwave in my room not working? (That's the safe)
Why did I pay so much to have such an awful view of the parking lot?
have an ‘Outside Cabin.’ Will I get wet if it rains?
What do you do with the ice carvings after they melt?
How do I know which are mine? (Regarding the photos on display in the photo gallery)
Do these stairs go up?
I booked an oceanview room and all I can see is the dock.


(and so on)

 

[Tractortom]

Actually, you missed on every point. This was not that particular list....

 

[dvcdisney]

I like the last one about no one willing to install a window on an interior cabin! She needs to cruise with Disney next time for a magic porthole in her interior cabin, and everything would be good.

That one was funny. The one with the couple leaving a note for the Captain asking him to wait for them because they would be 2hrs late coming back was funny and annoying at the same time. I can't believe how self absorbed some people can be.

 

[saxmangeoff]

The Pinterest link goes to here: http://cruisefever.net/0403-10-of-the-craziest-complaints-cruisers-made-last-year/

 

[KBelle]

I liked #4. Oh, we just have too much to do in port, so hold the ship for us. Only 2 hours. LOL! Some people really think the world revolves around them!

 

[Dug720]

Easy solution to number 1...

Close your balcony door!!

 

[darnheather]

Sadly, can't open the link without a password.

But, if I had a guess, I would say it's the standard "Funny Complaints by cruise passengers" list that's been around for years (many of which the cruise director repeats at some point in the cruise):
What would happen if I flushed a ship toilet while still sitting on it?
Does the crew sleep on board?
Why is the microwave in my room not working? (That's the safe)
Why did I pay so much to have such an awful view of the parking lot?
have an ‘Outside Cabin.’ Will I get wet if it rains?
What do you do with the ice carvings after they melt?
How do I know which are mine? (Regarding the photos on display in the photo gallery)
Do these stairs go up?
I booked an oceanview room and all I can see is the dock.


(and so on)

The actual article isn't password protected. http://cruisefever.net/0403-10-of-the-craziest-complaints-cruisers-made-last-year/

 

[lbus42]

My favourite was the woman who wanted a refund because she did not see any celebrities on a "Celebrity" cruise ship.

 

[NS8VN]

I liked #4. Oh, we just have too much to do in port, so hold the ship for us. Only 2 hours. LOL! Some people really think the world revolves around them!

My favorite as well, because they got what they deserved. I wish I could see the look on their friends' faces when they got to the part, "but we told the captain to wait for us!" Oh who am I kidding, most of their friends were probably aghast that the ship left without them.

 

[Belle-adonna]

That article is hysterical. I can't believe how dumb some people are