Funniest Movie Quotes

[Selseyk]

I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt" - POTC


Cracks me up every time

 

[supernova]

From Up:

Carl: Get off my roof!
Dug: Yes, get off his <bark>.

And the 'small mailman' bit cracks me up.

 

[BudgieMama]

Is that my voice? Is that *MY* voice?

ENG cracks me up every time

 

[fairydust1278]

"What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?"

- Timon, 'The Lion King'

 

[Lawgos26]

Gibbs: So the Pearl. Any idea on how to get her out?

Jack Sparrow: We shall need a crossbow, an hourglass, three goats, one of us must learn to play the trumpet, whilst the other one goes like this.

Gibbs: I know a man with a goat.

Jack Sparrow: Good. I can go like this.