Funniest Lines in WDW Attractions

[CinRell]

The infamous net full of jello!

Sideways.. I'm sorry it didn't rotate properly.

 

[lauran cameron]

"Por favor mantengense alejado de las puertas"

I was just thinking that! I love that line

 

[Robo]

Real Name = Tara (prounounced = tah-rah)

I had a good friend named Tara and I always explained it like this:

Tara (as in "Tara rah-BOOM-dee aye!")

Can-Can you say it now?

 

[reeeoga]

Getting off of the tram at AK, the diver says "Please watch your head, and if you don't please watch your language." I did not watch my head, bump. So I said very loudly "I am Watching my Language!!!". I had the entire tram laughing.

 

[marquettedis]

although many love the tom morrow line i love the one that comes after it.

"your party from saturn has arrived...please give them a ring"

 

[isyne4u]

I had a good friend named Tara and I always explained it like this:

Tara (as in "Tara rah-BOOM-dee aye!")

Can-Can you say it now?

yeah that's how the kids in school used to say it!! But they never meant it in a good way!! I try and tell people that I am not a piece of land as in GWTW!!

Good name for your friend!!

tara

 

[SplashLover93]

Stitch scared the heck out of me! I was the only one in the restroom and all I did was take 2 steps in and I hear Stitch start talking. Pretty disturbing in a womans restroom. I've heard that Lilo is heard in the mens restrooms but I have yet to hear a man admit it. For the poster who was making a list: I heard Stitch in either the Noodle Terrace restroom or the one in Cosmic Rays.

its Cosmic Ray because i heard it too washing my hand i was with my mom we ran out screaming to my dad WE HEARD STITCH!!! we got alot of weird looks but oh well I have to get on the monerail to hear stitch on it! I love in SGE when he says "oh cinderella your prince is here" I was laughing my head off!
I dunno why but i laughed through the whole show i was enjoying it my a TEENAGER shock! i luv the part where stitch finds a chilly dog omg

 

[2xcited2slp]

Ok I may be crazy, but my favorite line is...

"Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow. Your party has arrived from Saturn, please give them a ring."



my mom and i went in december and we love this ride so much. we were laughing so hard at the "paging mr. morrow" that we did not even hear the saturn ring part. it was not until i did a solo trip in feb. that i heard the rest of the "page". of course i had to call my mom right away to let her in on it. it is one of our favorite quotes.

 

[Evil Genius]

Ok I may be crazy, but my favorite line is...

"Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow. Your party has arrived from Saturn, please give them a ring."

That always makes me giggle!

That was the first line I thought of!! It's my fav too!!

 

[DisneyAunt]

We get our small jollies from the Spanish version of "Please stand clear of the doors" on the Monorail.

"Por favor mantagnese alejado de las puertos!" (spelling liberties taken)

We almost made t-shirts last summer.

I don't know why...but that always makes me laugh.

I think it would make a great t-shirt.

 

[mikesluss]

On the jungle cruise when you come to the african elephants the skipper asks how you can tell and someone says "african elephants have bigger ears"
and skipper replies"no because were in Africa "dont know why but that one gets me every time

 

[LadyZolt]

Great thread! The UOE ones reminded me at the end, when the Jeopardy announcer says, "If you would like your own Nightmare Version of Jeopardy..."

Also, Bill Nye saying, "The Big Bang."
Ellen: "The ding dong? The bing bong?" (something like that)

In the Muppet one, when the 3D creation says, "All these other people think I'm talking to them, but I'm really only talking to YOU!" That cracks me up every time.

In Sounds Dangerous, when Drew Carey is saying the "common office items," and lists "Stapler, acetalyne torch, jar of killer bees."

I'm sure there are many more. I can't wait till I go in June and will keep my ears open for Stitch in the bathroom.

-Dorothy (LadyZolt)

 

[Brier Rose]

I love Uncle Orville in COP...."No privacy at all around this place"!

 

[WDW Poly Princess]

AND from the Maelstrom

"Yew air not de ferst to pass dis vay....nor vill yew be de last..." I LOVE that line with the white hot intensity of 10,000 suns!!

We love this, too! Except when I say it, instead of sounding Norwegian, it always comes out sounding like the Swedish Chef. Apparently accents aren't my thing!

 

[DepCor0311]

I love the variation of the Jungle Cruise:

"And there's something you don't see everyday...The back side of water...But I do...Every Single Day, over and over and over again...Stay in school kids."

 

[airplane]

This isn't a ride but how funny is this T-shrit at AK...

It's a picture of Pooh holding a magnifying glass up to a real tiger and the caption reads "Tigger, is that you?"

I am buying it on my next trip

 

[a*lil*bit*goofy]

I love the Net Full of Jello, too ! ( I wonder what Annette thinks of it? )

ok so now i don't get it? i assume u mean annette funicello? so what does she and a net of jello have in common?

 

[Robo]

ok so now i don't get it? i assume u mean annette funicello? so what does she and a net of jello have in common?

Its a VISUAL PUN.

There is, hanging in the room, a net full of jello.
The Muppet pre-show area is full of these kind "dual-meaning" visual jokes.

If you don't "get it", that's part of the fun.

Those who DO have even more of a laugh.

 

[2Xited4Disney]

Also, Bill Nye saying, "The Big Bang."
Ellen: "The ding dong? The bing bong?" (something like that)

(LadyZolt)

Ramalama Ding Dong

 

[mjmcca]

Loving this thread! keep em comming!