Funniest Lines in WDW Attractions

[SpacemanSpiff]

I can't remember any single line specifically - but the entire pre-show of the Muppets 3D attraction was hysterical. The older I get the more I appreciate Muppet humor. I wish they would have more Muppet-oriented attractions and less Aerosmith...

 

[Disney711]

I'm so gonna have to hang out by the Adventureland bathrooms now to hear that Stitch thing.

I love him on the monorail going to MK. At one point, he breaks in and whines "When will we be there?", then as you're leaving and getting the whole safety spiel, Stitch goes "Out of my way! OW! I hit my head!"

Me and my friends always get a kick out of "You are not the first to pass this vay. Nor vill you be the last" at the beginning of Maelstrom.

 

[dizluvr71]

Ok I may be crazy, but my favorite line is...

"Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow. Your party has arrived from Saturn, please give them a ring."

That always makes me giggle!

We love this one too!! That and the Stitch in the bathroom, you could hear kids asking their mother where's Stitch.

 

[JulielovesDisney]

I love him on the monorail going to MK. At one point, he breaks in and whines "When will we be there?", then as you're leaving and getting the whole safety spiel, Stitch goes "Out of my way! OW! I hit my head!"

Yes! I forgot about Stitch in the monorail!! That was so funny! Ow I hit my head. That had my laughing for hours!!

I love the POTC auction scene. "No need to expose your super structure" That always gets me!!

I am still waiting to hear Stitch in the bathrooms. I'm making a list of bathrooms where you can hear it. In August, I'll hold out and wait to go in those bathrooms just to hear Stitch. It sounds funny!!

In Muppets, when Sweetum's comes out to look for the rabbit (I forget his name) and he yells "Bunnnyyy!", that cracks me up! I love the way he says bunny!!

 

[FanOfStitch]

I know it's not everyone's favorite attraction, but my son and I just love at the end of the Stitch ride, when Stitch enters Cinderella's castle and says "Oh Cinderella, your prince is here!" and she throws him out the window.

 

[donnajon]

I enjoy watching Ellen play with Albert Einstein's hair as Stupid Judy is answering all of the Jeopardy questions.

 

[lauran cameron]

"Statler:we entered a contest....
Waldorf:yea...we lost!" -Muppet Vision 3D

 

[rnorberg]

Everytime I hear "Please take small children by the hand" I grab my 11 year old DS and pull him close to me...It drives him nuts, but I think its Hilarious!

 

[buckylarue]

Statler: Look! The orchestra is made up of penguins!
Waldorf: They probably took the job for the halibut!

 

[Robo]

In Muppets, when Sweetum's comes out to look for the rabbit (I forget his name) and he yells "Bunnnyyy!", that cracks me up! I love the way he says bunny!!

How could you forget, "Bean... BE-EE-EAN... hey, BEAN"?

Bean Bunny... a great little character

 

[RVGal]

Everytime I hear "Please take small children by the hand" I grab my 11 year old DS and pull him close to me...It drives him nuts, but I think its Hilarious!

My mom always looks around and starts grabbing one of us by the hand when she hears that too. Mom is 74 and we "children" range in age from 39 (me) to 51 (my oldest sister), so not only do we always laugh, but everyone around us usually chuckles too!

 

[BeNJeNWaFFLe]

When I was in the bathroom in adventureland last sept, the music stopped and stitch's voice came over.. the Liiiilo? where Aaaare you? "doors slamming.. lady screaming".. You're not Lilo. Screaming.. Hello lady.. hahahahahaha (stitch evil laugh)

This cracked me up. particularly because while washing my hands a little boy, pants still down, comes scrambling out of the one stall saying STITCH IS IN HERE MOMMY WHERE IS HE!? while the mom frantically tried to grab him back into the stall LOL

Stitch scared the heck out of me! I was the only one in the restroom and all I did was take 2 steps in and I hear Stitch start talking. Pretty disturbing in a womans restroom. I've heard that Lilo is heard in the mens restrooms but I have yet to hear a man admit it. For the poster who was making a list: I heard Stitch in either the Noodle Terrace restroom or the one in Cosmic Rays.

The Jungle Cruise is always funny when your tour guide gets to improv. The last time I was on, we were waiting for 2 boats in front of us to unload and reload and there was an empty boat with a skipper behind us. I don't remember the exact lines but it was funny. Our skipper (a college kid) introduced us to the one behind us. Then he preceded to tell us that the other skipper (an older man) had been doing this for too long and went a little crazy. So now he was forced to ride around all day without any passengers.

 

[airplane]

"Statler:we entered a contest....
Waldorf:yea...we lost!" -Muppet Vision 3D

MY ABSLOUTE FAVORITE I agree w/ the one of the above posters on how much funnier the Muppets are as I get older.


Jungle Cruise:
Captain: "I just want to point out some of the vegetation"
And then he starts physically pointing at the different plants.

 

[Jennasis]

Unquestionably my top two are:

"Por favor mantengense alejado de las puertas"

AND from the Maelstrom

"Yew air not de ferst to pass dis vay....nor vill yew be de last..." I LOVE that line with the white hot intensity of 10,000 suns!!

 

[Robo]

AND from the Maelstrom

"Yew air not de ferst to pass dis vay....nor vill yew be de last..." I LOVE that line with the white hot intensity of 10,000 suns!!

Yes!!

ITA.

 

[88Keys]

Jungle cruise......



These are the great Albert Falls...named after the great Dr.Johnathan Falls


And now something you never get to see....the backside of water


Please leave the boat the way you entered....kicking an screaming

 

[profdsny]

More Statler and Waldorf:

Statler: "Look. The Bear's trying to drown us. What kind of act is that?"

Waldorf: " An act of mercy."

 

[Robo]

Jungle cruise......



These are the great Albert Falls...named after the great Dr.Johnathan Falls

Well, not quite...
That joke goes,
"...famous Schweitzer Falls, named after the famous explorer, Albert Falls."

Although your version is amusing, the "Schweitzer" reference makes the joke a classic, since most folks ASSUME that its a reference to Albert Schweitzer.

 

[Claudia Kellenberger]

Pretty much all of MuppetVision cracks me up, but (aside from those already mentioned), I deeply love Gonzo's bit with the "added cultural component of a pot of flowers balanced on my head."

Also, the Muppets preshow has the best visual pun ever :
The Net Full of Jello! Check it out next time you're there.

I love the Net Full of Jello, too ! ( I wonder what Annette thinks of it? )

 

[isyne4u]

I love the Net Full of Jello, too ! ( I wonder what Annette thinks of it? )

thank you for clearing that up for those of us who didn't get it!! I was too afraid to ask what it meant!!