Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[step4now]

We were in Animal Kingdom one day and as we were entering Harambe village, we heard a mom say to her young son, "Okay - we're in Africa now so ACT RIGHT!".

I've wondered ever since, just what is the right way to act in Africa? What if I've been acting wrong all this time and didn't know it?

I've read 90% of these messages...mostly in one sitting...and this one literally made me LOL. I love it... too funny. Great thread. Oh well, we're off to Disney tomorrow, if we hear any new ones, I'll post them!

 

[step4now]

2) My daughter, 4 at the time, was bugging me and bugging me to take her on the haunted mansion. She is a pretty catious kid, though, and prone to nightmares, so I kept telling her I thought it wasn't a very good idea. It's on one of her movies though, and she was adamant, "No, I'll be fine, I promise, I just want to see it, I won't be scared!" etc. I finally decided to take her - it had been several years since I'd been on, and I didn't remember it being bad. Well, after we get in and she lives through the stretching room and we get in the doombuggies, we've made it through a few scenes, but we get to the graveyard, and she takes one look and says, so reproachfully (like I'm so disappointed in you, mom), "I really don't think this is good for me. Do you really think this was a wise choice?" She rode the rest of the ride with her head in my lap and her hands over her ears.

I love this one! Sounds exactly like my 7 year old... she was --and is still--always saying things like this. "Do you really think this was a wise choice?" Tooo funnny, great post.

 

[Tiziminchac]

Last Saturday a friend and I were at Epcot. On the way into The Land we were following these two elderly ladies and I couldn't help overhearing their conversation. One says to the other, "Let's eat at that grill place." And the other lady comes back with "How are we gonna pay for that?" To which the first one replies "Hell, we'll put it on the credit card! We'll be dead long before that's ever paid off!" And they both snickered at each other! My friend and I both stopped dead in our tracks and looked at each other and busted up. I mean they both looked to be in their nineties.

 

[Tink n Poohbear]

I was in WDW with my parents and brother several years ago. We had just left dinner and were walking thru a little shop. My brother, who was probably about 4 at the time, says (quite loudly), "something stinks in here 'cuz my daddy just farted!"

My mom and I walked away as quickly as we could and pretended we weren't with them.

 

[whacked]

Bump...

 

[tinkerbell of winter]

Well this one is straight from my daughter's mouth!
We were in the bathroom and while she is waiting for me to finish washing my hands I notice her looking at the feminine product machine in the bathroom. I go over by her and she says, loudly "Fifty Cents for a napkin! You can get them for free at McDonalds!" Of course I start cracking up as does the women standing nearby and my daughter is just confused as to why we are laughing so hard. After that she had to comment every time we went into a bathroom, "There are those expensive napkins again, I don't know why people just don't go to McDonalds and get them for free!" Well I just had to share that!

 

[JealousTinkerbell]

it struck me as funny.....

We were waiting at a resort (can't remember which one) to catch a bus to TL and there is this kid about 7 years old and he is reading all of the destinations for the buses as they pass so when our bus comes he shouts at the top of his lungs "LOOK MOM!!! LOOK!!! ITS THE BUS TO TOONLAND!!!!! YAY!! WE"RE GOING TO TOONLAND!!!" mom didn't have the heart to tell him it was TL.. afterall he was so excited to be going to toonland..is there even a toonland in WDW??? kids...so cute...so...unpredictable.

 

[Kala]

These are great!


Bump!!!

 

[MELSMICE]

is there even a toonland in WDW???

There is Mickey's Toontown Fair in the Magic Kingdom! However, no toonland.

 

[GOOFYFREEK]

Ok I have to get a little set up to the hole thing so might be a little long but bare with me I thought it was funny.

Heading out of MK around 8pm. DM stops at the bathroom next to City Hall. While standing there waiting I hear this conversation. Father and son say to wife and daughter we want to ride Space Mountain before the park closes (9pm). Wife and daughter want to watch the parade. So she tells them to go ride and they will meet back there after the park closes. Bare with me this is the funny part. She tells them to ride the train it would be the fastest to get to Space Mountain. Yes SPACE Mountain not Thunder Mountain.

I hope you find it funny as I did. It was the conversation for the rest of the night. So fellas DONT LISTEN TO YOUR WIFE, especially if they dont ride rollercoasters

 

[rayelias]

I'm of Chinese descent but can't speak/read a word of Chinese and somebody gave me a T-shirt with Chinese writing... when my dad saw it he said, "Do you know that your T-shirt says 'do not pee here'?"

I threw away the T-shirt... especially after wearing that shirt for the entire day in Chinatown.

I just found this thread, and most of the posts made me chuckle. Unfortunately for me, I was taking a sip of hot coffee when I read FatCow's post. I did a real-live spit-take! THAT is HILARIOUS!

I've seen pictures from many Asian Countries (mainly Japan) of T-Shirts with English writing on them. They're apparently pretty popular, just because they're "American" products, not because of what they say. Well, many of them, unbeknownst to the wearer, have VERY vulgar sayings on them. VERY funny! Reminds me of a website called www.engrish.com. Visit the "clothing" section.

This post also reminded me of someone I used to work with. She was from Viet Nam and was fluent in Chinese (along with several other Asian languages). Well, you know a few years back when the "hip" thing was to get Chinese charater tattoos? You know the ones that are supposed to mean "Life" or "Love" or "Strength"? As a joke, (especially with new-hires), when she would see one of them on someone, she would tell them it meant something completely different, like "General Tso's Chicken" or something. The people with the tattoos would be in shock, until she let them in that she was just kidding. Oddly, she said that most of the tattoos that were supposed to mean something, technically, were just "babble" and didn't really mean anything.

 

[Mister Disney]

Well this one is straight from my daughter's mouth!
We were in the bathroom and while she is waiting for me to finish washing my hands I notice her looking at the feminine product machine in the bathroom. I go over by her and she says, loudly "Fifty Cents for a napkin! You can get them for free at McDonalds!" Of course I start cracking up as does the women standing nearby and my daughter is just confused as to why we are laughing so hard. After that she had to comment every time we went into a bathroom, "There are those expensive napkins again, I don't know why people just don't go to McDonalds and get them for free!" Well I just had to share that!

 

[jjarman]

Well this one is straight from my daughter's mouth!
We were in the bathroom and while she is waiting for me to finish washing my hands I notice her looking at the feminine product machine in the bathroom. I go over by her and she says, loudly "Fifty Cents for a napkin! You can get them for free at McDonalds!" Of course I start cracking up as does the women standing nearby and my daughter is just confused as to why we are laughing so hard. After that she had to comment every time we went into a bathroom, "There are those expensive napkins again, I don't know why people just don't go to McDonalds and get them for free!" Well I just had to share that!

That is so cute. Reminds me of when DS was younger, about 9. Not Disney at all but still funny. One of “those” commercials came on and DS turned to me and asked me, “Those things don’t really work do they momma?” I said what things. He said, those things you put on your feet. I just told him honestly that no, honey, they don’t do a thing for your feet.

 

[step4now]

We just returned from Disney and I heard a bunch of new ones. Of course I heard the classic, "Shut up and have FUN already" and all the variations. BUT -- I heard a new variation on this classic in Epcot. We had just gotten off SpaceShip Earth and were heading toward Innoventions when we heard 2 kids crying and the Mom getting all flustered. She was getting really angry, but she calmly explained, "Yessss... we'll do the fun stuff today, but we have to get the educational stuff out of the way FIRST!"

Gotta love it...!

 

[mattr555]

Heard this at Epcot outside 9 Dragons:

Very old American man with his family are looking at the menu. Family look hungry and want to get inside, old guy not so sure. Old guy gets a major attitude turns to his family and says loudly,"This is the god damn united states of america, you'd think they would have something i could actually eat". Then resigned to his fate of a Chinese meal says,"I guess I could just have the soup"; hangs his head and follows his family inside.

I guess thats what 70 years of meat and potatoes does to a person.

 

[Eeyore'sthebest]

I heard this at the AKL and actually thought of this thread! I'm glad to see its still here so I could post it.

Outside of the kiddie pool at the AKL, a grandmother turns to her grandson, about 7 yo,

"DON'T TOUCH THOSE PLANTS! THEY COULD BE POISONOUS!"


Okay, does anyone in their right mind actually believe that WDW would place poisonous plants as part of their landscaping, especially the plants surrounding the baby pool?! I guess there isn't an IQ test to book a room.

 

[GOOFYFREEK]

Got one from this past weekend. Staying at All Star Sports standing in line for the bus. One DW says to DH why are we standing in line for a bus why dont we just take the monorail.

 

[Weegie]

While waiting in monorail line to MK we were behind a family of 5. Dad turned to his 3 preteen kids and said, "we drove 1500 miles to get here and you will have fun. Is that understood?" I couldn't help but laugh.

 

[savs]

Here are a few of my faovites from this past vacation.

We were riding the monorail and a group of people get on and there was this one lady that seemed to know it all.....she points to the "Polynsian Resort" and says,there is "Coronado Springs" we stayed there a few years ago. It was so nice being right on the monorail I about died, I so wanted to say something Then she goes on to tell them that she can't remember the name of the resort we were going thru (Contempory)but she wouldn't stay there because it is more for people with little kids...huh???


This one was from my ds5. It was a hot day and we asked him if he wanted some ice-cream and he responds "yes, I want that pokadot ice-cream"......it took us awhile to figure out he wanted the dippin dots icecream. We just couldn't stop laughing

 

[marciemi]

Glad someone else pulled this up because I wanted to add this one. Another not from Disney but about it.

We're at my son's soccer game on Sunday and Clueless Dad sitting next to me (hereafter referred to as CD) asks why we weren't there Saturday. I told him we went to Cedar Point (a big amusement park a couple hours away). We then proceeded to discuss the new ride there, big coasters there and some other parks near us, etc. Then the conversation goes like this:

CD: Well, have you been to that one out in California?

Me: Magic Mountain? (Thinking along the lines of Cedar Point).

CD: No, the other one.

Me: Knott's Berry Farm? Legoland?

CD: No, it's something with Disney in it.

Me: Oh, Disneyland! (Okay, I'm sorry, but it never occurred to me that someone wouldn't be able to come up with that name!)

CD: Yeah, that's it - have you been there?

Me: Yes, we were there a couple years ago.

CD: I was there in the 80's. No, wait, it was in the mid 70's. It was pretty cool - has it changed since then?

Me: UMM...(Not wanting to hurt his feelings I said something about how Disney is always Disney and although there were probably different rides - even a whole new park - than he remembered, the overall feel would be similar! Guess he hasn't even heard about this new thing (WDW) out in Florida!