Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[princesskelz]

I absolutely love reading these! I have been laughing out loud at so many of them! Here are mine:

1) Two years ago my little girl turned 5 while we were in WDW. The night before her b-day we were watching the parade at MK. She was tired and had her head in my lap. I was stroking her hair and telling her how this was the last time I'd ever have a 4 year old, and how special and beautiful and smart she was. I stopped talking for a second and she lifted her head and said, "Keep going."

2) We came out of a bathroom at Animal Kingdom, and she told her Daddy with GREAT enthusiasm, "Daddy! I am so glad we came to Disney World! They have a hand dryer in there that almost blew my skin right off!"

3) When we were on Dinosaur at AK, and the big T-rex had the smaller dinosaur in his mouth, my daughter turned to me with terror in her eyes and asked hopefully, "That's just how the Mommy dinosaur carries her baby, right?" We didn't have the heart to tell her the truth!

omg how cute i loved the first one! Keep Going lol

We were in WDW last summer eating at Le Cellier and my friends uncle got a petite Felliet and when it came out he said i knew it was gonna be small but i didnt think it was going to be Anorexic!

 

[froggy33]

Last week we were waiting in line to get into EPCOT for opening. A father and daughter behind us were kind of bickering back and forth, nothing major, but finaly the dad staopped and said to the little girl; "Why am I arguing with you? You're 8"

It was pretty funny!

 

[bittyx2]

Ok, this was about 33 years ago, long before Epcot, MGM, AK, etc...

My family gives me trouble about this to this day. I was very young and my mom took me to the rest room to do my business because I wasn't feeling well.

My father stood outside waiting for me under a tree a little ways away. When I was done...I think you will get the point here... I came running out of the bathroom and ran up to my father and said, "Daddy, daddy, I did it and it was THIS ------- long!" My father's face turned beat red and everyone standing around him burst out laughing, but I couldn't figure out why. I just remember saying, "what? what?"

 

[momimouse27]

I absolutely love reading these! I have been laughing out loud at so many of them! Here are mine:

1) Two years ago my little girl turned 5 while we were in WDW. The night before her b-day we were watching the parade at MK. She was tired and had her head in my lap. I was stroking her hair and telling her how this was the last time I'd ever have a 4 year old, and how special and beautiful and smart she was. I stopped talking for a second and she lifted her head and said, "Keep going."

2) We came out of a bathroom at Animal Kingdom, and she told her Daddy with GREAT enthusiasm, "Daddy! I am so glad we came to Disney World! They have a hand dryer in there that almost blew my skin right off!"

3) When we were on Dinosaur at AK, and the big T-rex had the smaller dinosaur in his mouth, my daughter turned to me with terror in her eyes and asked hopefully, "That's just how the Mommy dinosaur carries her baby, right?" We didn't have the heart to tell her the truth!

I just about wet my pants when I read number 3!!! Bless her sweet heart....

 

[momimouse27]

Hello fellow Snellvillian I've gone some places around town and said "y'all" and gotten strange looks.... never at Wally-World though... using "y'all" there is perfectly acceptable!

Hi there! I am a Lawrencevillian...I was at McAlister(near Discover Mills) one day and heard the manager talking to the girl who took my order(she told us "Thanks y'all-your order will be out shortly) and asked her"why did you say y'all, who says that anymore?" So I went up to get a cookie after my meal, and when I was finished I looked at her(in front of the manager) and said loudly "Ya'll have a nice day!"

 

[khphillips]

In 2005 we were at MNSSHP, my son was dressed as Elvis. I heard another child ask him what he was supposed to be, he replied Elvis. The little boy was like 'who's that?' . His mother and I had a good laugh at that.

Kim

 

[Narnian_Princess]

While waiting in line for autograph fastpasses during the Star Wars Weekends (Disney lets the lines in before the park officially opens; no attractions are open) I was in front of a woman who obviously hadn't been to Disney-MGM very often. Two cast members were walking down the street, dressed in the '30's ganster costumes that are worn inside the Great Movie Ride, and the woman exclaimed loudly, "Oh look, it's the Blues Brothers!"

The week before, our section of the line was stopped beside the Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular, and a woman was tired and wished to sit down. One of the little lizards that abound in Florida was sitting on the rock, and she asked "That's animatronic, right?" When she was told no, she said, "Eww, I'm not sitting there!" and kept right on standing.

 

[MomofKatie]

Hi there! I am a Lawrencevillian...I was at McAlister(near Discover Mills) one day and heard the manager talking to the girl who took my order(she told us "Thanks y'all-your order will be out shortly) and asked her"why did you say y'all, who says that anymore?" So I went up to get a cookie after my meal, and when I was finished I looked at her(in front of the manager) and said loudly "Ya'll have a nice day!"

And if you want to be extra Southern, say, "Y'all have a nice day, y'hear?" I still say y'all all the time- and I am a transplanted Southerner- I lived my first 9 years in the midwest.

Y'all will be around as long as sweet tea, grits, and giving your Mama some sugar (a big kiss to you Northerners).

 

[yngsj]

I almost died laughing when a man sitting in front of me on KS at AK told his little girl that the animals were not real. I thought he was joking but after listening to him for a little while longer I realized he was serious.

 

[catycatcat4]

One time on the tram to the parking lot the dude on the speaker asked "did yall have a good day at epcot?" and this little kid about4 or 5 piped up and said very loudly "NO!"




one time at epcot my sister who was like 2 or 3 fell into another ladys stall in the bathroom well she was useing the bathroom.

 

[thinktink99]

Well, this is funny, but our kids wouldn't think so...my soon to be hubby took me on a surprise trip to Disney to propose; he has a daughter and son (teens) from a previous marriage, and I have a daughter (age 5). As we are pulling into the airport and he is surprising me with this ultra awesome trip (at this point he's telling me we're going to Disney - I knew nothing about the proposal), I asked him how the kids reacted, knowing the oldest would be peeved and the youngest would be heartbroken- he told me that he told them he was taking me to Niagara Falls to spare their feelings! The man had the whole thing planned, right down to fake pics, all so that the kids would not find out. We had a blast and told everyone we talked to on our trip about what we were doing. He even had one of the guys who draws the caricatures at the AK draw one of me and him in front of Niagara Falls; he was almost in tears when we explained what we had done. PS. The proposal at Narcoosee's while the fireworks went off was so romantic; and the kids are still none the wiser!

 

[Alesia]

Well, this is funny, but our kids wouldn't think so...my soon to be hubby took me on a surprise trip to Disney to propose; he has a daughter and son (teens) from a previous marriage, and I have a daughter (age 5). As we are pulling into the airport and he is surprising me with this ultra awesome trip (at this point he's telling me we're going to Disney - I knew nothing about the proposal), I asked him how the kids reacted, knowing the oldest would be peeved and the youngest would be heartbroken- he told me that he told them he was taking me to Niagara Falls to spare their feelings! The man had the whole thing planned, right down to fake pics, all so that the kids would not find out. We had a blast and told everyone we talked to on our trip about what we were doing. He even had one of the guys who draws the caricatures at the AK draw one of me and him in front of Niagara Falls; he was almost in tears when we explained what we had done. PS. The proposal at Narcoosee's while the fireworks went off was so romantic; and the kids are still none the wiser!

That is awesome!!!!

 

[huckster]

what time does the 3 oclock parade start ... i just kinda stood there staring at them when they asked... good thing they were strangers...

 

[FutureMrsC]

Hi there! I am a Lawrencevillian...I was at McAlister(near Discover Mills) one day and heard the manager talking to the girl who took my order(she told us "Thanks y'all-your order will be out shortly) and asked her"why did you say y'all, who says that anymore?" So I went up to get a cookie after my meal, and when I was finished I looked at her(in front of the manager) and said loudly "Ya'll have a nice day!"

Off topic... WAY off topic... anyway... my DH & I are bouncing around because you've said there's a McAlister's near Discover Mills?!?!?!?! Wow!!!! Yay! (I'm so putting that on my list of things to do before good ol' GCPS gets back to school... and I go back to work...) We should have a snellvillian/lawrencevillian meet... hehe. Thanks again for the McAlister's info

 

[RACHELSMOM1]

*******Originally Posted by momimouse27
Hi there! I am a Lawrencevillian...I was at McAlister(near Discover Mills) one day and heard the manager talking to the girl who took my order(she told us "Thanks y'all-your order will be out shortly) and asked her"why did you say y'all, who says that anymore?" So I went up to get a cookie after my meal, and when I was finished I looked at her(in front of the manager) and said loudly "Ya'll have a nice day!"****************************************************************************************

I say y'all all the time - and being from the south I don't find it to be funny or odd at all. Maybe the girl who took your order was from the south. Y'all is short for you guys, you all, etc. It is so common around here that it is just accepted as part of the English language. Even our youngest children say it. Maybe it just sounds funny to some of y'all because you're not used ta hearin' it!!!

 

[DisneyMom5]

*******Originally Posted by momimouse27
Hi there! I am a Lawrencevillian...I was at McAlister(near Discover Mills) one day and heard the manager talking to the girl who took my order(she told us "Thanks y'all-your order will be out shortly) and asked her"why did you say y'all, who says that anymore?" So I went up to get a cookie after my meal, and when I was finished I looked at her(in front of the manager) and said loudly "Ya'll have a nice day!"****************************************************************************************

I say y'all all the time - and being from the south I don't find it to be funny or odd at all. Maybe the girl who took your order was from the south. Y'all is short for you guys, you all, etc. It is so common around here that it is just accepted as part of the English language. Even our youngest children say it. Maybe it just sounds funny to some of y'all because you're not used ta hearin' it!!!

The OP can correct me if I am wrong, but I think he or she was saying that the girl's manager was criticizing her for saying y'all, and the OP was backing the girl up and proving that the manager was wrong, that people do indeed still say y'all.

It wasn't the OP that had a problem with the word, it was the manager.

OK - back to funny stories....

 

[Praise2Him]

*******Originally Posted by momimouse27
Hi there! I am a Lawrencevillian...I was at McAlister(near Discover Mills) one day and heard the manager talking to the girl who took my order(she told us "Thanks y'all-your order will be out shortly) and asked her"why did you say y'all, who says that anymore?" So I went up to get a cookie after my meal, and when I was finished I looked at her(in front of the manager) and said loudly "Ya'll have a nice day!"****************************************************************************************

I say y'all all the time - and being from the south I don't find it to be funny or odd at all. Maybe the girl who took your order was from the south. Y'all is short for you guys, you all, etc. It is so common around here that it is just accepted as part of the English language. Even our youngest children say it. Maybe it just sounds funny to some of y'all because you're not used ta hearin' it!!!

She is from the South...this happened in GEORGIA! That's why it's so odd! Maybe the manager isn't from the South or wishes he wasn't?

 

[Friendly Frog]

This thread always makes a bad day better.

 

[ahowanitz]

Wow! I finally finished reading through all of these posts!!! They were great! I'll definitely remember this post when I get back from WDW in January and be sure to post my funny stories to it!! Thanks everyone!

 

[smylie1]

Ha-ha-ha, some of these are too funny!



Or then again, maybe he did know, hee-hee.

That's what I was thinking!