Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[Sk8Leigh]

A few years ago we went to Epcot with my DSIL and DBIL and their 3 year old son. Our DD was about 6 months older than he. We borrowed a double stroller from a friend who had twins so we could just wheel them around together. We had let the children out for a while and they decided that they wanted to get back in. DD climbs in her side of the stroller, and then DN decides he wants to sit on that side, and proceeds to have a complete meltdown. Lying on the sidewalk kicking and screaming. His parents were determined not to give in. After a few minutes DD asks "Why is he so sad" we explained that he wanted to sit on her side of the stroller. She gives all of us adults a look like we are nuts and simply shifts over to the other side. DN immediately stops his meltdown and climbs in beside her. She leans over, puts her hand on his arm and says "If you have any other problems you just let me know".

Sometimes kids have the right ideas about how to deal with issues.

So funny, and cute!

 

[ldmilton]

When I was working at Park Fare, I asked a woman "Are you all on the Dining Plan?" She responds "No, we're from Iowa." Umm.. ok then.

 

[WDWHeather]

A few years ago we went to Epcot with my DSIL and DBIL and their 3 year old son. Our DD was about 6 months older than he. We borrowed a double stroller from a friend who had twins so we could just wheel them around together. We had let the children out for a while and they decided that they wanted to get back in. DD climbs in her side of the stroller, and then DN decides he wants to sit on that side, and proceeds to have a complete meltdown. Lying on the sidewalk kicking and screaming. His parents were determined not to give in. After a few minutes DD asks "Why is he so sad" we explained that he wanted to sit on her side of the stroller. She gives all of us adults a look like we are nuts and simply shifts over to the other side. DN immediately stops his meltdown and climbs in beside her. She leans over, puts her hand on his arm and says "If you have any other problems you just let me know".

Sometimes kids have the right ideas about how to deal with issues.

That is too cute! They're so wise, aren't they?

 

[madcoco]

Top three here from memory.
"This log is wet" MK DW's girlfriend at SM.

"Do you have any white meat Turkey Legs" MGM standing in line behind the person to get a drink at Toluca Legs. The CM couldn't hold a straight face as he explained legs are dark meat only.

"I can't believe they don't serve Coke here. Unbelievable!" The old Ice Station Cool. Epcot.

 

[HannaBelle]

"He will be here soon...you know he saved all year for this, and it is OUR vacation."

No way! That is just wrong...

I have debated posting this b/c, well it really is NOT funny, but what makes it funny is the memories I share with my BFFs. It was wrong, but we just didn't have a clue what to do at the time. The good thing is we still laugh about it...

During the summer of 1988, 2 of my BFF's and I went to WDW with one of the BFF's parents. (They had time share in Sarasota that we stayed at for 2 weeks and we went to MK for one day...awesome, awesome summer!)

Anyway...the 3 of us had the opportunity to have a photo taken with Chip and Dale. We stood beside and between them...so it was girl - munk - girl - munk - girl... While my BFF's mom was photographing, us Chip and Dale had their hands with a firm grips on our arses! The mom wanted us to stay for a few more secs and get more pics, she was very adamant with her New York accent (all 3 of us were Texas girls and always had a good laugh about her accent...she is a wonderful lady! ) but we were quite done...

I have not been able to watch Chip and Dale cartoons without thinking of the "perverted chipmunks" for almost 20 years.

 

[MyManGoofy!]

No way! That is just wrong...

I have debated posting this b/c, well it really is NOT funny, but what makes it funny is the memories I share with my BFFs. It was wrong, but we just didn't have a clue what to do at the time. The good thing is we still laugh about it...

During the summer of 1988, 2 of my BFF's and I went to WDW with one of the BFF's parents. (They had time share in Sarasota that we stayed at for 2 weeks and we went to MK for one day...awesome, awesome summer!)

Anyway...the 3 of us had the opportunity to have a photo taken with Chip and Dale. We stood beside and between them...so it was girl - munk - girl - munk - girl... While my BFF's mom was photographing, us Chip and Dale had their hands with a firm grips on our arses! The mom wanted us to stay for a few more secs and get more pics, she was very adamant with her New York accent (all 3 of us were Texas girls and always had a good laugh about her accent...she is a wonderful lady! ) but we were quite done...

I have not been able to watch Chip and Dale cartoons without thinking of the "perverted chipmunks" for almost 20 years.

That is interesting - the majority of munks are female!

 

[WDW.Since.2000]

Top three here from memory.
"This log is wet" MK DW's girlfriend at SM.

"Do you have any white meat Turkey Legs" MGM standing in line behind the person to get a drink at Toluca Legs. The CM couldn't hold a straight face as he explained legs are dark meat only.

"I can't believe they don't serve Coke here. Unbelievable!" The old Ice Station Cool. Epcot.

 

[Starstruckdancer]

Feb 25 2007 My friends and I were in line for TOT and we decided we were going to mess with the bellhop. So I was first and I gave him a line timer card (or what ever their called) and then I went to my # spot. And my friend Jen yelled to the bellhop "OMG you dropped your pocket" The bellhop named Mike said "I'd laugh if that made sense" So we were waiting for the elevator to come and mike was going on with this whole big thing (very in character) when my friend Brittani said "Are you serious right now" He looked at her and my friend carly touched his chin. We were all laughing and he was just staring at us. Well the elevator came and we were seating in the last row. I couldn't find my seatbelt and was freaking out. Mike said it's on the left I looked to the right. He said "no hold up your hands the one that makes the L is the left." So then he said if there is anything elese you need don't hesitate to ask. Me and my 4 friends yelled "POCKETS" and he just shook his head and laughed. Well we went on TOT 3 more times just to bug him. But we never got a pic of him. That is until we were waiting for the other 35 people we were waiting for (Was with school) came. We saw the TOT castmembers walking behind a fence and then we saw MIKE and had your pic taken. The comments and time with mike made our trip and we still quote it.

 

[Jasminetigger]

We ate at 'Ohanna last night. After dinner we were waiting in line to take the monorail to MK. A couple behind us were talking to their friends about how their son always stays at the Poly when they go on the Disney cruise because the cruise ship docks right behind the Poly and it is just so easy for them to stay right there. I spent the rest of the night looking for that darn ship.

 

[udsweetpea]

LOL! That reminds of the time someone asked me if the cruise ship comes right up the Sassagoula (sp?) River at Port Orleans Riverside. Too funny!

 

[Lyons Family]

Our first trip to Disney in 2001 we stayed at the Wilderness lodge. Our then 6 year old daughter was always upset because everytime we would come back to our room she would find butter patties on her bed. She didn't want to say anything to us. . . until we were packing to go home on our last night when her father opened up one of the "butter wraps" and started to eat it. She goes to him "Why are you eating butter"? He goes it's chocolate. She was so mad at herself for passing up chocolate every night, never realizing chocolate came in what looked like butter wrappers. By the way we did save her peices and she enjoyed every last one.

 

[CR Resort Fan 4 Life]

This was actually a comment the bad guy on the Great Movie Ride heard my Dad tell me. Basically when the bad guy gets out so he can get the thing from the Indiana Jones movie and as he walks by us my Dad says what if I took his hat off his head? Well he obviously heard it because I heard him lagugh and the funny thing is my Dad said that comment to me in a low voice so one else in the car would hear it.

 

[Dis-Wiz]

This isn't the funniest thing we have ever heard or seen at WDW, but I thought I would add it.

One time we were on the monorail to the MK, and a rather large family was sitting in the other other of the section (not a part of the same "room", but there was no divider). Anyway, they had a little baby, that whenever someone clapped, she would start clapping too, in a really cute way. So, the whole ride to the MK, the family was nearly shouting, as they were all saying "YAY MEAGAN!" and clapping.
Over and over and over.... lol. They didn't realize that we were there until we pulled up to the MK station.

 

[thptrek]

I'll post this in my TR but decided to add it here. We are at the Food & Fun center at the Contemporary Resort. We are sitting in the seating area and across the room is a family. The two kids are running around the room and Dad is just watching them and asking them to come back to the table to eat. He then yells out "The first one to come over here and high-five me will get a $100 bill." Then he yells out again, "I have the $100 bill right here." A Cast Member who is walking by sweeping the floor doesn't even break stride and gives the guy a high five!!

We all just cracked up.

PS: It did not appear that the Dad gave the CM the $100 bill for the high five, lol.

 

[Groovee]

I'll post this in my TR but decided to add it here. We are at the Food & Fun center at the Contemporary Resort. We are sitting in the seating area and across the room is a family. The two kids are running around the room and Dad is just watching them and asking them to come back to the table to eat. He then yells out "The first one to come over here and high-five me will get a $100 bill." Then he yells out again, "I have the $100 bill right here." A Cast Member who is walking by sweeping the floor doesn't even break stride and gives the guy a high five!!

We all just cracked up.

PS: It did not appear that the Dad gave the CM the $100 bill for the high five, lol.

That dad should be ashamed of himself for not completling the deal

 

[madcoco]

That dad should be ashamed of himself for not completling the deal

Yes What kind of lesson is that to teach his kids?

 

[gram]

Overheard At Epcot Years Ago From A Tired Mother:
"stop It Or I Will Have To Kill You. Then I Will Go To Jail, And You Will Be An Orphan."
Now That's What I Call A Threat!!

 

[udsweetpea]

Overheard At Epcot Years Ago From A Tired Mother:
"stop It Or I Will Have To Kill You. Then I Will Go To Jail, And You Will Be An Orphan."
Now That's What I Call A Threat!!

That's pretty darn mean! I once heard a mother call her toddler a C-You-Next-Tuesday because she wouldn't sit in her stroller. Not funny!

 

[Sorsha]

I still have very strong memories of the two trips to WDW that my family took to WDW when I was a teenager. My mom was raising my little brother and I alone, and money was tight, so those two trips were very special, very anticipated, and very cherished. We stayed both times in the "Good Neighbor" hotels, and so relied on the "Purple and Green" buses for our transportation.
One evening, when the ride was particularily long, and the bus driver had exhausted his usual chatter, he started asking people on the bus where they hailed from. When he got to our family, my mom answered "Montana" and he replied with "Ah yes, Montana. Where the men are Men. And the sheep are scared." My mom laughed, along with the rest of the bus, but in that I-can't-believe-he-said-that sort of way. I was 15, I thought it was hysterical. My little brother was 9, he was clueless. LOL
Also from that trip, we were on the Magic Skyway for the very first time, back when it was still open. We had departed from Tomorrowland, and were about to alight in Fantasyland. The CM at that end, trying to be funny, yelled out "Pull the brake, pull the brake!!" as we came in. My poor mother, this being her first time in WDW, suspended WAY up in the air alone with her two children, and being an easily-panicked sort of person to begin with, went NUTS looking frantically around the car trying to find ANYTHING resembling a handle or a button or a lever or a brake of any kind. The CM felt VERY bad and apologized profusily as he helped us out of the car, which of course landed quite safely without the help of a braking system. Mom would never get into the Skyway again, however, and felt Poetic Justice was servied when it was decomissioned.

 

[mylightshines]

I was sitting outside of Splash Mountain waiting for my DD and DH. A lady sits next to me and tells me about her two-hour wait for her luggage and her three-hour wait for the bus. She was staying off-site.

Anyway, she proceeded to tell me about the new hotel that was like a castle. I explained to her no, you can "win" a night in Cinderella's castle. She didn't understand and then said well, it has something to do with wishes, I think it's the Make a Wish Foundation for sick kids. They can "wish" to stay in the castle and their wish is granted. I knew at this point, I wasn't going to win this argument so just agreed.